Krissy

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

[squareallworthy]

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

[storm-of-feathers]

What

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

[yoinky-sploinky]

THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor

[crimnatic]

[toastbutteregg]

[freakspotting]

First to touch the bin loses

[dogsuffrage]

Strength vs dexterity

[daftzilla]

I wanna see the end damn, did our hero win?

[davidsfincher]

[animationsource]

[assyrianjalebi]

[clavicula-diaboli-prolis]

Forgot the best part:

[bananonbinary]

just saw a “period typical homophobia” tag on a fic set in the early 2000s and like…you arent wrong but jesus things changed fast huh

[swan2swan]

[the-walking-red-blog]

that’s an interesting marketing strategy

[topgunhat-deactivated20191021]

I summon Blue Eyes Hairy Chest in attack position

[thefiercekid]

i bought the dvd of a tom and jerry video i used to have as a kid and now do i realize tom was fucking executed by guillotine at the end of this cartoon

just think about that for a second

[forgottenanimation]

you wanna know something really f-ed up? this has been shown on television for years, unedited, unchanged

[cannedtins-deactivated20201027]

“That’s war.”

[gaming-granny-deactivated202211]

when you show something dark without changing it for years but you still allowed shitty remakes on your channel.

[lovinglynx]

What’s really fucked is that, as a kid, I knew Tom got beheaded. There was no doubt in my mind that he died for letting the mice get away. And I was not fazed by this fact at all. I knew he’d be alive in the next episode. But that did not change the fact that I hated Jerry ever since for getting Tom killed, and then smiling and walking away without remorse. Little rat bastard.

[toralei]

knowing all the details about drama but managing to avoid getting involed

[greeds]

stop this is so cute.....🥺

[hannahphill99]

Just fyi she made it clear that that is her brother, not her bf !

[i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing-de]

Peak dumbass sibling energy

[vancila]

confusion

anticipation

pure joy

[blackaeronaut]

When the gag you’re about to pull is so goddamn funny that you can’t pull it because you’re too busy laughing your ass of at how utterly and delightfully silly it is.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zuesue]

oh my GOD

[tikkety-tok]

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

[teaboot]

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

[fruitpilled]

is it working

[teaboot]

Yes

[magnuspool]

[amezure]

based on this | ñsdlkfl they have no chance to survive 😂😂

[faulknerart]

Do you READ or WRITE fanfiction?

Then I need your help for my grad dissertation!

Who I am: Emily Faulkner, MSc student at Robert Gordon University

I’m studying: The information-seeking behaviours of fanfiction communities and their applicability to libraries

Where: https://robertgordonuniversity.onlinesurveys.ac.uk/fanfiction-questionnaire

How long: About 30 mins depending on your fanfic sites

Closes: August 2nd, 2021 noon EST

Open to: adults who read and/or write fanfiction content (fan comics and podfics included)

[wipbigbang]

Signal boosting in case anyone might be interested here...

[shitpostinguniverse]

[jackmeister]

Of all the directions I thought this comic was heading, this wasn’t it.