new phone, who dis??

worlds biggest luca manfe stan

[bob-belcher]

[aquariushawty]

HOW HE TREATS YOU IS HOW HE FEELS ABOUT YOU. DON’T TRY TO DECODE IT OR MAKE EXCUSES ITS SIMPLE. IF HE ACTS LIKE HE DON’T CARE, HE DON’T CARE.

[foodnun-deactivated20140601]

Teacher: “I’m assigning you partners”

*gets hot partner*

[waspgrave]

Me: I’m avoiding spoilers

Internet: Spoilers leaked!

Me: 🔍👀

[epheliss]

Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

[datmos]

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

[epheliss]

That sounds like a you problem

[phx5pwr-deactivated20240513]

This actually made me fucking cry.

[grayscalewinter]

I find this really fucking relevant today of all days.

[thecommonchick]

OMG SPOTIFY IS CLEVER AF 😂

[nyokoko]

This curve is next level I’m screaming.

[finndamerons-archive]

you: I want a sugar daddy me, an intellectual: i have a need for a glucose father

[foreverhector]

[logotv]

[buzzfeedau]

literally just some pure and wholesome memes

[kaixlan]

good morning everyone

[kumagawa]

[fabuleuss]

Virgo: *has a pile of washing a month old in the corner, bed unmade, papers, books and empty water bottles everywhere*

Me: *goes to put my drink down*

Virgo: use a coaster. were you raised in a barn?

[problemactic]

[donoharm777]

this sounds like that indie singer introducing her kitchen vine  

[orlandobloomers]

[gif-tv]

[newcrunchyp0rnflakes]

Well… the rains gotta stop somewhere

[mxmoony]

Oh my god, someone has footage of it! I remember one time my dad, lil brother, and I were leaving a Ryan’s. We were waiting for a chance to hop onto the road and in the distance we just saw everything turn grey. We saw it come closer and closer and come to find out it was rain! It was just a wall of rain - the end of the rain, really. I’ve never seen it again, but it’s so cool to see footage of the edge of rain!

[parlor-trick-pariah-deactivated]

this may be a strong contender for best porn intro.

[avant-bard-deactivated20190304]

“erm…okay”

[tovakiin]

“IMMMMMNOT ATTABEACH, S'A BATHTUB”

[morebarkthanbite]

ARE WE POSITIVE THIS ISN’T FROM AN EPISODE OF ALL THAT OR SOMETHING

[roachpatrol]

i don’t think they told that man what kind of movie he was going to be in