I can't believe Jesus called me a dick

I don’t even know

[bisexualclarkkent]

when you pass a horse trailer on the road but it’s empty

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Who do you think is driving the truck?

[fairycosmos]

sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand

[lindleland]

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

[wormliness]

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

[black-culture]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

[too-haught-haught-damn]

[teathattast]

[a-french-guardsman]

Incredibly niche discourse in the group Discord

[geocaprican]

Okay but “the train of your hate rides on the rails of my indifference” is now part of my lexicon

[gaillol-13]

To celebrate the return of Feathers in the upcoming W+G movie.

[football-sucks]

the verticals vs the horizontals is tomorrow

[mooncustafer]

*gets out a flat-head screwdriver*

[vyl3tpwny]

What are your takes on shipping and the discourses that surround it?

personally i think postal workers should be paid more

[beardedmrbean]

[kyatra]

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

[ginaonline]

I'm sensing... I'm sensing that you're a little bitch. The spirits recommend that you shut the fuck up.

[theladyscribe]

when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.

I get it now.

[catslock-deactivated20250510]

doesn’t get much more interesting than this

[jouster-ari]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

I mean

[virtualgirladvance]

Our slutty whores vs their useful rentals

[inber]

people will be like 'proud mama bear 🐻💞👶👶' but then don't teach their kids how to catch whole salmons in their mouth at the river

[theadhdgoblin]