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All of the ideas, none of the skill. Makes polls most of the time...

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Bulletblade Update: May 2026

Ok, so those who saw my initial 2026 update would know it practically got thrown out the window. So let's do a proper one

Death Battle Royale: Round 2 will start after Round 1-64, alternating between the two rounds until round 2-32 for obvious reasons. This will hopefully give me enough time to stall until Death Battle has 128 unique winners.

Roster Wednesdays: Basically only consists of What if Nintendo Music was a smash roster with 'What if Smash was an Island Sim?' sprinkled thoughout the week. Speaking of...

Bulletblade2: Mostly consisted of my Marvel Photography Pictures, but I stopped uploading due to lack of engagement. Until I uploaded an Amazing Digital Circus short concept. So now it will become a blog where I post my... fanfiction, it's basically fanfiction.

MvC Polls: MvC is still happening, with Tokon drip feeding the Marvel Side what about Capcom? The Capcom characters from Tatsunoko and SNK vs. Capcom games and Capcom Fighting Evolution.

Misc. Rosters: As for rosters, got a few in the tank first X-Men vs. Street Fighter 2 is getting revamped, the SF side is perfect no notes... hated the X-Men side, so it's being redone.

Also I feel bad for not supporting enough blogs on tumblr enough, so I will be following my followers blogs if I feel I vibe with them.

And that is what I have planned. See you Monday.

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What if Nintendo Music was a Smash Game? May 2026 + June 1st Edition?

Welcome to the May 2026 of What if Nintendo Music was a Smash Game here's the roster:

Additions:

Falco (Starfox Switch 2 Special Release)

Blooper (Yoshi NES/Game Boy)

Ravio (Link between Worlds)

Cow (Mario Kart World Tracks Only)

Adjustments:

Olimar now represents the 1st Pikmin game with Oatchi now representing Pikmin 4

Favorite May addition?

Starfox Switch 2

Yoshi NES/Gameboy

A Link Between Worlds

Pikmin 1

Mario Kart World (Tracks Only)

Remaining time: 3 days 5 hours

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What if Smash was an Island Sim Part 6?

Updates:

Mr. Game & Watch and Ganondorf join the island

Falcon’s favorite food is sweet and sour pork

Mario’s 2nd favorite food is Protein Shake

Rosalina’s is Popcorn Shrimp

G & W is Avacado

Ness hates Saltine Crackers

Samus Hates French Fries

Rosalina hates Roast Chicken

Olimar’s 2nd least favorite is Grilled Pacific Saury

Falco’s is Sausage

DK’s is Scrambled Eggs

Fox’s is Potato Chips

Falcon asked Samus out and he failed and Pichu cheered him up

Falcon & Pikachu got into a fight and Falcon tried to apologize but failed and Pichu cheered him up. But Pikachu and Falcon are now Ex-Friends

DK now has a crush on Rosalina.

Popo asked Nana out a second time and it failed. Why do I allow Popo to pursue Nana? According to their trophy description in Melee their relationship is somewhere between ‘friends and lovers’ but part of me feels like pivoting…

People now know Peach & Rosalina are (Spoilers for Mario Galaxy Movie)

Rosalina moved in with Mario & Co., kicking Olimar out…

Peach asked if Mario and her could have a kid and I said yes

And due to your votes Samus will become bi becoming our first non asexual LGBT member.

Who do you want Rosalina to date?

Donkey Kong

Samus (Make Rosalina Bi/Lesbian)

Fox

Captain Falcon

Bowser

Falco

Marth

Ganondorf

Future Male Bachelor

Future Female Bachelor (Same as Samus)

Mr. Game & Watch

Remaining time: 3 days 5 hours

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Death Battle Royale Round 1-59: Red Ranger vs. War Machine

By disrupting the electrical systems in her brain, effectively killing her, Static beats Canary and moves to Round 2.

This time, it's the Leonardo Lobotimizer, Red Ranger Jason vs. the Genos-ider, War Machine.

Who best suited to win?

Red Ranger Jason (Hasbro)

War Machine (Marvel)

Remaining time: 10 hours 26 minutes

5 battles until Round 2

[kirinandvlindertje]

“transition poses some ethical questions. Such as, from what age should you be allowed to irreversibly change your body.“

This of course completely ignores the fact that puberty makes irreversible changes to your body. But let us just rephrase the question: “from what age do you gain bodily autonomy?” Now it gets very easy to answer: From the moment you’re fucking born.

[puppyprivilege-deactivated20151]

I’m sorry, I’m reblogging this twice in a row it is that important

[numinous-queer]

Stand up and say it again for the people in the back row. 

[drtanner]

This is all completely true and correct, of course, but on the topic of changes that irreversibly change a child’s body, prithee, go and talk to a fucking ballet dancer.

If you start ballet at 16, you are too old to ever expect to be able to do it seriously. If you start at 12 you’re too old. If you want to do ballet as a serious thing, as a career, you need to start at like eight years old or even younger, because your bones and joints need to be trained while they’re still flexible in order for you to be able to perform many of the required motions and stances of ballet. In particular, you need to be able to perform turnout of the hips, but all of your joints in your legs and feet will be affected, and this irreversibly changes your body.

And yet! Nobody talks about this as a negative thing! Little girls say they want to be ballet dancers, and if their parents have enough money, that’s what they get to be! Does it cause problems in later life? Yeah, sometimes! Often, even! But nobody talks about that because it’s a thing for cis people to do and so naturally it’s all fine!

Go and talk to a fucking ballet dancer.

[miniar]

Even common everyday sports do this. If you play soccer for a few consecutive years sometime between the ages of 8 and 15 it will permanently affect your knees. If you play a lot of soccer and for longer it will affect the entirety of legs, muscle and bone, and not for the better. Almost every soccerplayer in the world has a shortening of the back of the thigh muscle that will cause pain as they age. Most develop severe knee problems by the age of 30. People don’t age out of sports in general around 30 because they’ve “passed their prime physical condition” in the sense that age has taken it’s toll, but in the sense that the sport itself has taken it’s toll. And yet, no one is advocating against letting children play sports.

[nymvaline]

I knew about the ballet hips thing. The others were new to me.

This unlocked a memory for me. We did a class activity in middle school science class, where we each had to find 20 people and measure their “wingspan” (fingertip to fingertip, spread wide) and height. Something about anatomy and statistics. The only outlier we had in the direction of wingspan being longer than height was, according to the kid who measured him and my hopefully not-faulty memory, a water polo player.

I remember the teacher saying something along the lines of “oh, that makes sense.” And I always assumed it was that it makes sense that he chose to play water polo, because his body was well suited to it, but. It was the other way around the whole time, I suppose.

(I would not draw such a bright line on “you have bodily autonomy from the moment you’re born” though. I mostly agree with the sentiment - in this context, I 100% agree that trans kids should get their medical care, and it applies in almost every other context I can think of too - but… As a kid I 100% would have opted out of getting jabbed by needles for all my childhood vaccines if I could have. Which would have been detrimental to me and all the kids around me. And I think it was appropriate that I had to get my shots even if I didn’t want the needle sticks.)

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"this website talks too much about trans women who get banned" is such a funny accusation because literally who else is talking about trans women getting banned on here aside from the trans women themselves

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The fact that it's still happening means that people are not talking "too much" about it

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One of my friends is a transmale and it'd be hypocritical of me as a gender equalist if I didn't fight for his transsisters... not sure if that's the correct term but I think my point gets across all the same

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Whatever you do with Samus, don't make Falcon a badguy, I don't get why so many fanfiction did that?

If I really need an antagonist I have literally a dozen different options, Falcon is safe he's a Gym trainer (Athletic not Pokemon) by day, drag racer by night. If you're familiar with who the character is in their games, you probably got a good idea of their domestic counterparts.

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Wanna know what'd be so cool but so dark?

A game based on...

Ok, you play as Logan on an adventure in the wasteland playing it like in the comics, no claws what so ever with three exceptions, the last level, new game plus and a level i'll go into more detail in a bit. So throughout the levels you'll find action figures like Iron Man, Spider-Man and Dr. Strange and when you collect them you unlock Hawkeye's journal entries on what happened to them the night the villains attacked, you won't get journal entries on Reed, Sue and several other avengers due to environmental storytelling or it's revealed in the comics.

I want this game to be an immersive experience and in order to do that one level needs to be absolutely perfect.

Minor Spoilers for the comic below:

The first level in the game not shown in any promo material at all is the night the villains and you play as Wolverine when the villains attack the X-Mansion and you fight through the Mansion fighting to save the children and wondering where the the X-Men are, on an unrelated note there's also a bunch of Moloids running around and for some reason you get an achievement for slaughtering 100 of them called the 'Skywalker Special'. But the level ends with the the first boss of the game being Bullseye who seems to put up more of a fight than the rest of the villains you fought...

People who read the comics likely wouldn't make it farther than the first cutscene and people who went in blind won't make it past the level but the reactions would be entertaining.

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What if Smash was an Island Sim? Part 5

Updates:

Marth, Rosalina and Eren (Olimar) joins the Island

Luigi and Daisy are dating

Samus, Captain Falcon and Ice Climbers booked the restaurant for 12 to talk about a Famicom Detective Club Manga Treasure I made

Daisy and Jigglypuff got into a fight…

DK, Yoshi, Pikachu and Peach have a fan club dedicated to the Excitebike CD treasure I made.

Captain Falcon’s least favorite food is creamy stew.

Ness and Falco live with Fox, Kirby and Captain Falcon.

Luigi and Daisy got married.

Daisy’s Favorite Food is Roasted Lamb

Peach, Yoshi, Fox and Zelda are part of the Chibi Robo Show Fan Club

Mario has gained a crush on Peach after dropping his faucet

Kirby’s second least favorite food is Peaches

Jigglypuff’s is Fried Shrimp

Sheik’s Least favorite is fried shrimp

Donkey Kong’s Second favorite food is grapes

Ness’ is Ice Sandwiches

Mario & Peach are Dating

Luigi and Daisy want to have a kid and have Eren (Olimar)

Bowser joins Mario and Co’s house

Donkey Kong and Kirby had a falling out, DK tried to patch things up but it failed, so I sent him to space to solve his depression.

Mario and Peach got married… and Peach’s sister, Rosalina, didn’t make it because some idiot didn't invite her to the island until after the honeymoon… whoops…

Also I decided to reveal the current pets I've made so far and who got them as theirs:

Goomba: Bowser

Metroid: Samus

Mr. Saturn: Ness

Western Topi: Popo

Eastern Topi: Nana

NES Fairy: Sheik

Also tie breaker for Samus' Love Life?

Date Falcon

Asexual Queen

Plot Twist 3rd Option: Make Samus/Lesbian

Voting ended onJun 1

Clarification for option 3: bi/lesbian

Also Olimar is currently the only one of the two kids, other being Sheik, who was planned to be on the Island. Then Link and Zelda had a kid, I didn't expect it and improvised. Speaking of The Pokemon Trainer had 4 spots, one for the trainer and three pokemon, however I decided to cut the mons when Trinity was born... leaving me with two spare spots.

Image credits: https://connorrentz.wixsite.com/rosterbuilder/characters

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Death Battle Royale Round 1-58: Static Shock vs. Black Canary

In literally the only way he can win: a less flashy DBX vote, Might Guy took off the Mask, sending him to Round 2.

This time, it's the Miles Morales Murderer, Static Shock (Yes, I'm aware it's just Static) vs. the Sindel Splitter, Black Canary.

Who wins the 2nd Distinguished Competition?*

Static Shock

Black Canary

Voting ended onJun 1

*First time being Flash vs. Joker -Blabbering Bulletblade

6 battles until round 2

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What if Nintendo Music was a Smash Game?: April 2026 Edition

A week late and not a may track to show for it... wonder what game we're getting...

Anyway here's the roster:

Additions:

Tom Nook (Original Animal Crossing)

Hugh Morris (Living the Dream Special Release)

Chain Chomp (Mario Tennis Aces)

Favorite April Tracks?

Splatoon 3 DLC (Represented by Big Man)

OG Animal Crossing

Living the Dream Special Release

Mario Tennis Aces

Journey (Super Mario Galaxy 2)

Voting ended onMay 13

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Finally updated the tier list, it was a technical issue and I don't know how but it's fixed!

https://tiermaker.com/create/what-if-nintendo-music-was-a-smash-roster-18508911

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Marvel What if Writing Prompts: Earth P-01: What if shortly after gaining their powers, The Fantastic Four landed on Sakarr*?

*: Planet Hulk version intended but MCU version is allowed.

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Let me try something...

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Death Battle Royale Round 1-57: The Mask vs. Might Guy

Placeholder for Dracula vs. Tatsumaki

This time, it's the Deadpool Disintergrater, The Mask vs. The All Might Obliterator, Might Guy.

Who's might is more than a mask?

The Mask (Embracer Group)

Might Guy (Shueshia)

Voting ended onMay 25

7 battles until Round 2

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What if Smash Bros. was an island sim? Part 4

Residents:

Updates:

Pichu, Falco and Trinity join the Island

Peach gained a crush on Mario

Fox’s favorite food is olives

Pikachu’s is Creamy Stew

Kirby’s second favorite is ramen

Yoshi’s 2nd favorite is Peanuts

Daisy tried to confess to Luigi but failed and now she’s depressed and Pikachu cheered her up

Told Luigi Samus is in a relationship and he’s depressed and Mario cheered him up

Luigi moves in with Mario & Co. and the Island finds out Mario & Luigi are siblings.

Jigglypuff is the first to have the mario dream.

Nana became friends with Daisy, Ness and Captain Falcon before Popo

Link wants to have kids with Zelda

Luigi gained a crush on Daisy, who’s close to giving up.

Popo became friends with Zelda before Nana.

Nana and Popo live together.

Ness lives with Mario, Peach, DK, Yoshi, Daisy and Luigi

Samus and Pikachu are Roommates

Fox, Kirby and Captain Falcon live together.

Popo confessed to Nana and got rejected, went to Kyoto to help with depression.

Alright, who’s Trinity? The answer is simple, she’s Link and Zelda’s Daughter, to keep on theme, Trinity is effectively Sheik because we improv in this house.

Image credits: https://connorrentz.wixsite.com/rosterbuilder/characters

Alternative date for Samus?

Donkey Kong

Fox McCloud

Captain Falcon

Falco Lombardi

Keep Bowser

Wait for a different Resident...

Single Queen!

Voting ended onMay 23

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Death Battle Round 1-56: Dracula vs. Tatsumaki

Mecha Godzilla steps on Hiei, sending them 2 round 2.

This time, it's the Ganondorf Dragmire Disector, Dracula vs. the Mob Masher, Tatsumaki.

Who do you have in mind as the victor?

Dracula (Konami)

Tatsumaki (Shueisha)

Voting ended onMay 18

8 battles until Round 2

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What if Smash was an Island Sim? Part 3

Residents:

Updates:

Captain Falcon, Jigglypuff, Popo and Nana join the Island

Kirby’s favorite food is coleslaw

DK wanted Kirby to move in but I said no, which considering Kirby is living with a love triangle makes me think I should’ve let Kirby move in with DK, Mario and Yoshi…

Everyone is getting big eater quirk to see their likes and dislikes

Mario, Luigi, Peach, DK, Link, Samus, Yoshi, Kirby, Zelda and Daisy wished me a happy birthday.

Link’s second least favorite food is nachos

Kirby’s is Peaches

Ness’s is Coleslaw

Peach’s least favorite is Fish Cakes

Luigi wants to ask Samus out, I said you two aren’t a good match, he ignores me and asks her out anyway and Mario shows up to confess as well but they both get rejected. I then sent him to Kyoto to get him out of the resulting depression.

Fox asked what type of person I don’t want to be. I said child violator, Peach then met Captain Falcon and told him that’s the type of person she is…

Link and Zelda are dating!

Bowser has a mutual crush on Samus and has started dating her.

Major Restructuring: Link and Zelda live alone together again and Mario, Peach, DK, Kirby, Fox and Yoshi all live together.

Daisy regained her crush on Luigi

Link and Zelda married

Pikachu and Bowser are roommates.

Should Samus be dating Bowser?

Yes

No

I'm too single to give dating advice...

They should marry!

Voting ended onMay 16

Image credits: https://connorrentz.wixsite.com/rosterbuilder/characters

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What if Nintendo Music was a Smash Game?: Starfox Debate

Alright let's get this over with, for those unaware, I have a series of posts based on 'If Nintendo Music was a Smash Game?' With each 'unique enough' game qualifying, to get a character but Starfox 64 is already represented by Fox himself, however this is a... remake? of Starfox 64 so is it unique enough to be considered it's own game?

Is Fantastic Mr. Starfox enough to be considered it's own game?

Yes

No

Not quite...

Voting ended onMay 15