A Homemade Fanboy

Adam Gardner Canadian (but living in America) Hella gay Doctor Who Sherlock Teen Wolf (yas) My OTP is Sterek My askbox is always open if you need to talk!

[jaidefinichon]

[kill-la-kel]

“May the force be with you" 

“And also with you”

[drinkt0forget-deactivated202303]

My mind: don’t be clingy. Don’t be clingy. Don’t be clingy. Don’t be clingy. Don’t be clingy. Don’t be clingy. Don’t be clingy. Don’t be clingy. Don’t be clingy. Don’t be clingy. Don’t be clingy. Don’t be clingy.

Me: clingy

[fabulouswhovian]

young person: college should be affordable

evil ass old people: this generation is SO entitled!!! back in my day, when college tuition was like 400% cheaper, we just PAID FOR IT. stupid entitled millennials

[parksandfluff]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Can someone calculate for me the volume of loch ness in liters so I can figure out how many humans you’d need to drink it

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Ok I had to search a bit, but it’s apparently 7,448,160,000,000 liters? this is a problem, the upper limit of the average human stomach is just four liters, and even then that’s a very uncomfortable amount of water to have in there. Which means there aren’t enough humans on this planet to drink all of loch ness

[jesus-lizard-journal]

what if they drank their fill and then peed it out somewhere where the liquid wouldn’t just run back into loch ness? Then they could go back and drink more the next morning. How many days would that take? Would we end up with a new loch made entirely of pee? Loch piss? 

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

possibly, but thats not taking rainfall into account and the amount of water fed into it every day by the River Oich

[sarah-is-always-triggered]

The upper limit for the human stomach is about 4 liters. It takes the human body about 45 to 60 minutes to absorb/expel 1 liter of water (for the sake of this math problem just go with 60 (1 hour). An average person sleeps 8 hours. An average person spends about 3 hours eating (1 hour for each meal of the day) A day is 24 hours.

1 person alone: 572 billion days or all 7.3 billion people just 78.5 days, roughly. Assuming no one died of e coli or something.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

this is good, but again, this doesn’t take rainfall or the river oich into account. It would have to be done during a dryer season in scottland and the river would need to be dammed.

[severalowls]

There is no dryer season in Scotland though. It hasn’t stopped raining since Roman times.

You might need a second team of people to hold umbrellas over the drinking people.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

the rain would still drip off the umbrellas and into the loch, this is gonna be a problem… someone calculate the annual rainfall over Scotland, can 7 billion people outdrink it?

[butch-king-frankenstein]

The western Highlands, where Loch Ness is located, is one of the rainiest places in Europe, with a yearly average rainfall of 4,577 millimeters (12.54 millimeters a day).  Loch Ness’ surface area is 56 square kilometers.  If it rains 12.54 millimeters every day, then Loch Ness will gain 702,240 cubic meters (over 700 million liters) of water per day.  Everyone will have to drink 0.1 extra liters of water to keep up.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

that sounds doable! our goal is now clear

[cocobutterbella-deactivated2016]

ok but why tho?

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

if you can think of a better way to find Nessie I’d love to hear it

[trapcard]

child: *screams* me: literally did not ask

[alwaysbewoke]

[batmansleftwing-deactivated2017]

GOOD

[kailey-mangoes-deactivated20160]

GO GERMANY FOR OWNING UP TO WHAT THEY DID AND TAKING THE STEPS TO STOP IT FROM HAPPENING AGAIN.

[silkymaloski-deactivated2017062]

first time in forever that i’m proud of my country

[fabulouswhovian]

me: *on my phone*

grandma: do you ever put that thing down?

me: *puts phone down*

me: why did you ruin the economy?

[phoebes]

He made me do things that I didn’t want to do, but.. I wanted to.

[realslutty-deactivated20180102]

I wanna meet someone that I can just chill in the car w at night and talk abt everything n listen to music w out them trying to get some goodies

[adteachings-deactivated20220125]

LET GOOGLE PREDICT YOUR FUTURE

It’s a brilliant thing you’ll find by clicking here.

[yesbloodismyink]

YOU MUST DO THIS

[votedami]

Google is getting way too good at their jobs.

[fabulouswhovian]

pros & cons of all netflix original shows

pro: gays

con: full two minute long opening credit sequences like it's cool the first time maybe netflix but why does it have to be so long like do a full run the first time fine but after that just flash us the title u know your audience is binge watching this anyway u practically invented the binge watch so why does the content you created specifically for your platform contain such excessively long credits that the viewer is just gonna skip over anyway come on now

[mandaloriangf]

marvel fandom: you don’t have to pick a side! tony and steve both think they’re in the right!

me, surrounded by my endless captain america merch: listen

[4vw]

every non-straight person ive met likes to stick their leg really high into the air science side of tumblr explain

[squidsauz]

who needs straights when you got legs like these

[martinfinnegan1937-deactivated2]

working at toys r us

Me: *watches 2 Grown Men™ cut 2 kids off and buy the toys they were grabbing for* The Giraffe that hides in the ceiling: i have the shot Me: take it

[fabulouswhovian]

adele: hello it's me

the whole world: here's your grammy

[seaweedbraens]

I feel like I’ve hit a wall