My Dogs Are My Entourage

Howdy-do! My name is Bianca and this is pretty much just stuff that makes me laugh and some fandom things (I can't help it!). Message me anytime peeps!

[genderfluid-focus]

[anxietyproblem]

[sometimesdesperate]

Van Gogh actually painted Starry Night while receiving treatment in a hospital for his depression. In fact, most, if not all, of his most successful paintings were done while he was receiving treatment of some sort. When he wasn't, he often couldn't bring himself to get out of bed at all, let alone paint.

A bit oversimplified perhaps, but the upgrade you're looking for is likely treatment.

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[laurenthemself]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2022!

[mykkosmos]

Me at 11:59:

Me at 12:00:

Me at 12:01:

[dvoyd]

Happy New Years (cautious)

[michaelgovehateblog]

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

[primarybufferpanel]

May we live in very uninteresting times

[broken-academia]

may you experience very precedented events

[hyperbali]

2021 just had to sneak in that last little suckerpunch of taking Betty White less than two weeks before her 100th, huh

[kdoxkeic]

Could have took the Queen

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

[pwesident]

alright one sec

[pwesident]

hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss

[moonachilles]

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

[nitewrighter]

Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.” 

[wordsandshadows]

And Anne Brönte was like "Girl, get away from him"

[roscolux]

they didn't even ban mpreg

[dogdayafternoon1975]

[depsidase]

[balkansoul-deactivated20220924]

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

[ssexsophie8127]

fuck you

[kaijuno]

[sadcena]

You stupid bitches be getting banned for tagging your post while I ( very smart person) almost never tags things

[everythingfox]

Would you listen to his song?

[lakeman1014]

The world is going to hell in a handbasket and this gets 28,000 likes.

Really?

[scarabesque]

And yet you gave it a reblog. Curious.

[saftey--ng-returns]

[imdatingurdad]

Wtf is hook up culture? write me poems then die in a war

[morthilswrites]

cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you

male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips

[lillivati]

cop: great we have a motive, but we still need a description