it is a fucking MOOD that we’ve all collectively decided head-chomping codependent monster romance is the comfort read we need right now
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Sade Olutola

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$LAYYYTER
YOU ARE THE REASON

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Peter Solarz
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
we're not kids anymore.
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it is a fucking MOOD that we’ve all collectively decided head-chomping codependent monster romance is the comfort read we need right now
sorry not sorry
some marvel exec somewhere is pouring over a muddled avengers 4 storyboard trying to tie up like 17 different plotlines meanwhile we’re all over here just watching the sexcapades of disaster bi eddie brock and his danger noodle
I’m gonna say it
Carlton Drake fighting Eddie Brock without their respective symbiotes intact was fucking hilarious because you got this veggie smoothie-slurping twink trying to fight this garbage-eating, tater tot-filled twunk at an air shuttle takeoff site like that’s trying to one-up the airport parking lot fight from Civil War in all the wrong ways. It’s like a noodle slapping at a breadstick.
And the only thing that could’ve made that scene ever better would be if you played the Pon Farr trial music from Star Trek over it. Cinematic masterpiece of our era.
Such dialogue
“You belong with us, Eddie.”
Sony deadass made a romcom about some Californian dude falling in love with an alien that loves tater tots and I’m living for it
Venom sees Eddie at the darkest time in his life and acknowledges that he’s a loser, but that he’s still worthy of love and wants to help him be a better person and stay with him forever.
I am actually crying.
Venom Is Just A Rom-Com Between Eddie And Venom Disguised As An Action Film And You Can’t Change My Damn Mind
There was absolutely no reason Venom had to make out with Eddie to transfer back to him, he just wanted to and that’s the tea
And Eddie’s reaction??? Instantly down and super into it
So Venom really is the gayest movie of 2018 hunh
`Then I need say no more,’ said Celeborn. ‘But do not despise the lore that has come down from distant years; for oft it may chance that old wives keep in memory word of things that once were needful for the wise to know.’
Markus and Carl have definitely taken selfies together thanks for listening
The Silmarillion aesthetic | Beren Erchamion
Thereafter for four years more Beren wandered still upon Dorthonion, a solitary outlaw; but he became the friend of birds and beasts, and they aided him, and did not betray him.
Amazing and inspiring ‘Male portrait’ by Eve Ventrue.
One of JRR Tolkien’s ideas for Aragorn’s backstory in The Lord of the Rings was that he was actually just three or four generations removed from Isildur himself.
Then how did he survive for the thousands of years between the Second and Third Ages?
The story goes something like this:
Many hundreds of years ago, young Aragorn fell in love with an Elven woman, who exactly resembled Lúthien Tinúviel in shape and outward form.
She called herself Arwen Undómiel, the Evenstar.
He fell for her, and romanced her, and gave himself to her; together they lived in her kingdom, where her magic and her power slowed Time to a crawl for them, while hundreds and hundreds of years passed in the world outside.
At first, the Elven-maid seemed every inch a queen: beautiful, graceful, soft-spoken, meek, and with the manners befitting an upbringing in Valimar long ago.
But over time, Aragorn came to realize that his beloved had a hard, greedy, grasping side, even a cruel streak, which more and more showed itself in unexpected flashes.
Worse, she was not who she seemed to be.
Eventually Aragorn pieced together the secret.
His bride was Sauron, divested of her usual male disguise.
Greatly weakened by the loss of the Ring, Sauron yet maintained strength enough to craft a prison for the heir of Isildur: a false realm of hollow bliss and sterile delights, where the one she thought was the greatest threat to her power could languish in eternity.
A part of herself, wearing a female aspect – the gender she had hidden long ago in the deeps of time, to gain entrance as an apprentice to the smithies of Aule – remained in this pocket world, as Aragorn’s bride: a plaything to keep his attention from the bars of his gilded cage.
But eventually, Aragorn figured it out.
Eventually, Aragorn escaped.
Thousands of years had gone by in the world outside since Aragorn had been ensnared by Sauron.
Now, emerging from long captivity in a magical sub-realm, he studied the world around him, and learned what had changed and what had endured.
He met Gandalf, and learned much from the Grey Pilgrim, and taught him some things of his own; and, in search of information, he pursued and captured Gollum, who had possessed, and been possessed by, the One Ring for so many centuries.
And, shortly before his ascent to the throne of the reunited Kingdom of Gondor and Arnor, he met his future bride: Eowyn Elfsheen, sister-daughter of Théoden, King of Rohan.
(PS: Christopher Tolkien or another amanuensis may have written this story down as part of the Secret Library Archive Project.)
I ship this now.
My reaction:
“Aragorn’s backstory“ Oh, ok, is this gonna be what the whole Amazon thing is going to be about?
“He meets Arwen“ Yeah ok
“She seemed evil” um, ok…that’s new.
“She was Sauron“
so you’re telling me Sauron was getting ploughed by Aragorn for thousands of years “as part of a fiendish plan to waylay the heir of Isildur”, no other reason, Sauron just lying back and thinking of Mordor, hating every second of it, is that what you’re telling me
#i ship eowyn and faramir#like…a lot#but this backstory for aragorn is so much better???#can you imagine him having to explain to frodo#that sauron is his ex???
I would pay SO MUCH MONEY TO SEE THAT! X3
A small etude for the nice evening ;)
rereading the silmarillion (1/?)