revere my blessed nonsense

Silver - She/Her, 26, tasty tales of woe and wonder. i love ladies

[gaystation4]

[a-sentient-cup]

[transfemininomenon]

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[armengoldira]

[cungadero]

here’s my one whole discourse post for pride month. you fucks will never ever ever wean off the radfem shit if you keep trying to give “cis men are evil” nuance. no, it’s not bad because they could be closeted or questioning, it’s bad because gender essentialism is a fucking brain poison and it makes you stupid

[harrypotterfuryroad]

this is “not all men” cloaked in progressive-sounding vocabulary

[cungadero]

harry potter blog.

[retro-system]

[blackmagicbambii]

[garaks-padded-bra]

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

[ceecil]

if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.

[edcynic-deactivated20150419]

And if you are AUTOMATIC, SYSTEMATIC, and HYDROMATIC, why then you’re GREASED LIGHTENINGGGGG

[beatingsofabesottedheart2]

[ysolt]

I wanna put a quarter in her nipple like an arcade machine

[ysolt]

[delmondo]

people who put their gum under tables are wild animals they literally do not have higher level cognitive functions. they live in nature.

[hotvampireadjacent]

calling them wild animals is an insult to nature

[delmondo]

sorry you’re right i should’ve said baboons

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

I call my father Babbu but I hate my father Die father

[delmondo]

Die Babbu

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

^ This Die Babbu

[delmondo]

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[delmondo]

Hell on babbu technique

[raqualswonderfunblog]

[skulkingfoxes]

"Good Morning, Rose"

My short story for the wlw anthology GLIMM*R!

[jareckiworld]

Manuel Amado (1938-2019)—That's the Princess [oil on canvas, 2004]

[were--ralph]

Thinking about those people who want to fuck Lego Bionicles

[were--ralph]

Listen buddy you can't just say things like this and not share with the class

[phillychizsteak]

[were--ralph]

okay!

[theweirdwideweb]

[scope-dogg]

Jurassic park

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[itsmemordred]

Do you want to know true sorrow? Can you handle unfathomable tragedy. I want you to imagine a girl who is a burger. Now imagine her crucified. Yeah, i thought not.

[itsmemordred]

No... no, you wouldn't be able to get it would you. She wanted to become a deluxe double. A deluxe double! All she wanted was to grow bacon. But no... she couldn't even be allowed that.

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here