s e a l

[seal-offical]

rejoice; a blob has awoken!

from the ocean I rise, and to the ocean I one day shall return. hi, my name's Alfwed (or Alfred, I don't mind!). I like fibshsticks and hugs!

hai! mod speaking :3

this blog is run by @friendly-neighborhood-asexual and @billiumjeff. this is just a silly officalverse blog! :3

[national-park-service-offical]

National Park Service offical, we are not responsible if any animals eat you, skill issue on your part.

Ask us your wildlife inquiries, we will answer wrong!

Please don't yoink the wild life 🙏

Psst, this is a parody blog, everything I say on this blog will be horribly incorrect,

though I do hyperfixate on mushrooms and plants so if you want actual real mushroom and plant facts (primarily for Ohio and west Virginia tho) feel free to ask me on my main @ghostofjuliuscaesar

[seal-offical]

hewwo!

woahg..... I think you protect me! so cool....

[basi-boy]

this video has been the last hinge holding me together for weeks now. I need to watch it once a day or I'll start disintegrating

[eeveelotions]

heres the translation I found online for fellow enjoyers

[sleepyteamage]

@demegods

[seal-offical]

schmackofatz :3

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

*putting blanket over a cat* be sealed for all time

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

*putting blanket over a seal* be cat for all time

[dragongirlbunny]

*putting a seal over a cat* be a blanket for all time

[gravlax34]

*putting a seal* I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray

[the-haiku-bot]

*putting a seal* I

compare you to a kiss from

a rose on the gray

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[seal-offical]

*putting time on a seal* be blanket for all cat

[czech-hunter-reject]

[seal-offical]

hai fren!! :3

[sealsandlacenet]

guys. zeehondencentrum took in a new baby seal and oh my god you all need to see him immediately

HIS NAME IS DIRK 😭😭😭 I WOULD DIE FOR YOU DIRK

[seal-offical]

I LOVE DIRK

[sealsandlacenet]

beheaded 💔

[seal-offical]

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[sealsandlacenet]

ferrero rocher

[seal-offical]

olive

[sealsandlacenet]

“dude, i TOLD you we should’ve never stolen those fish!!! damnit…”

[seal-offical]

Quick guys! I dug a tunnel!

[seal-offical]

"Hüpfe auf dem Bauch denn ich hab' Übergewicht Könnt' weniger essen aber Lust hab' ich nicht Egal was es gibt, ich esse jedes Gericht Ich glaube nicht an das was 'ne Diät mir verspricht Ich bleib' fett Schmackofatz"-2homiedawgs 

[seal-offical]

borp :3

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[salamencerobot]

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

[the-everything-remover]

­

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[no-one-offical]

‎

[seal-offical]

Im fish fish :3

[pinniposting]

NOO DONT EAT THAT!!!

via

[seal-offical]

[da-police-offical]

Can I just adopt like everyone on Tumblr

Am I allowed to do that?

I want to do that lol

[seal-offical]

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS!!

[seal-offical]

*transforms into soup dumpling*

[killer-offical]

no i don't kill people, what are you talking about

[antihero-offical]

An I’m no antihero

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

And im not the one and only Piper. There are other Pipers go talk to them bro im busy.

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

and i dont hate gcse english lit

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

and im cis

[evil-no-one-offical]

And I can love people. Romantically

[seal-offical]

I'm not a seal that has Tumblr

[lloyd-garmadon-kisser]

I want as many officalverse blogs to reblog this post as possible

[fay-offical]

Hold on I have 9