what are you after, some kind of disaster?

[moonsf1-deactivated20240720]

I wish you were a better man

I wonder what we would’ve become

If you were a better man

[thealfaguy]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[toastbutteregg]

source: @karmagheden // reddit

[toastbutteregg]

[dajo42]

proposed new holiday: valoween. combination valentines and halloween. take a monster on a date

[i-am-loki-locked]

Guillermo Del Toro we know that’s you

[etakeh]

I made this. 

[mtndewbajablast]

imagine being at a talking heads show in 1983 and not knowing that suit was coming

[for-faen]

Long tailed tit is called stjärtmes in swedish

stjärt = butt mes = dork (or softy/softie, according to google translate)

this is a buttdork

[fat-birds]

ohhh my god goohhhhhd ohhh my godhehed hohhhh my gohdedddddddd

[sexhaver]

trump come to tumblr

[sexhaver]

everyone against this was clearly never here for when Alex Jones made a tumblr and got run off, not by staff banning him, but by regular users sending him messages saying they were going to fuck his wife

[zackisontumblr]

X

[roboticutie]

ANOTHER ONE!

[zackisontumblr]

Get them all !!

[ithinkiamfinallyclean]

“they’re burning all the witches” 

ARTIST CREDIT

[imnotafan-art]

And there it is

[imnotafan-deactivated20171120]

Wow

[fozmeadows]

And meanwhile, assholes with no sense of irony or history refer to the naming of sexual predators as a witch hunt. 

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

[thanatos-moon]

no act of kindness is small and insignificant!!! if you choose to be kind and do good your choice matters and makes the world a better place. never underestimate a kind heart 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sandersstudies]

Anyone else, esp. neurodivergent people, ever talk to someone and get elated because you’re like wow :) I am doing a Conversation :) I am doing the Asking Questions and Listening Attentively and Expressing Interest :) I have shared a Joke or brief Amusing Happening and this person liked it :) this person seems to enjoy speaking to me and I enjoy speaking to them :) I’m a person.

[sandersstudies]

I once was talking to someone I admired and they told a joke about our managers and I added to the joke, and they laughed so hard they couldn’t talk  and I was like thank you for laughing I have truly never experienced this level of euphoria and also I would die for you now.

[sandersstudies]

Recognition Responsive Euphoria is a hell of a drug 

[f1rstperson]

I do this and I’m like “This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in conversation, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,”

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Literally every time I speak.

[robotsandfrippary]

“Excellent! I have successfully human-ed!” 

[queen-of-apricity]

I wish you

Clear skin

4.0 GPA

Focus

Clear goals

Love

Affection

Peace

Self love

Good things from the universe

[dankmemeuniversity]