I'm baby

Hmmmm Mac n' Cheese

[dungeons-n-draw]

“Always and angel, never a god”

[deiim]

rejection sensitivity is so fucking lame. like boo hoo look at me i felt mildly ignored for 30 seconds and already started planning my own funeral liKE BITCH CHILL it was never that serious

[shuamorollin]

me when i get a neutral toned text and immediately look at the nearest high rise and think Should I Jump

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

Wtf is that thing

[birds-in-posts]

Wompoo fruit dove (Ptilinopus magnificus)

[oldorne]

I added a sparkle, just for the dramatic effect

[fridaycorvids-deactivated202405]

[fullofdelight]

[cyancees]

i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

[alisonzai]

[theriverbeyond]

artist's rendition of my cat after he realizes he can't take the cone off but he CAN make it so, at least, we suffer together (i love him so much):

[smalldogpropaganda]

@crittercrew

[lastoneout]

when florence and the machine said "I find that happiness is an extremely uneventful subject" and when romeo x juliet said "a simple life with you would be paradise" and johnathan coulton said "it's okay, I like you in glasses" and everything everywhere all at once said "in another life I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you"

[tinyforestshark]

How you doing friend

[lastoneout]

realizing more and more as I grow older that a mundane and imperfect life shared with the people I love is all I could ever really want or need and that I'm so thankful for the chance to experience it hbu

[glitter-mouse]

Doodle Nandor and his horse the Autism Creature, Jahan.

[sapphicscholar]

I really feel like tumblr’s fallen down on the job in not properly celebrating this very important holiday

[saiyanqueenreads]

In honor of Asexuality Day today I'm going to continue to not want sex SO HARD!!!!

[kroovv]

The Plague Masquerade 🎭🌿

[happifying-things]

[drtanner]

BABY OH NO

[palaceofthedeadmemes]

this gets funnier each time he does it i’m dyin

[incidentalcomics]

[pangur-and-grim]

I got dragged into the pokemon card game by friends, and for some reason I’m good at it??? 

like I’ve crafted something called the Misery and Cruelty deck that works by catastrophically poisoning my opponents, then when they try to escape my poison by retreating to the bench (where its effects are neutralized), I’ll be like “get back here you silly goose!” and play a nasty card that pulls them in for another heaping helping of poison. 2/3 of my friends no longer want to play with me.

[pangur-and-grim]

I bring a certain mustard gas quality to the game that nobody seems to appreciate