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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
The Stonewall Inn
$LAYYYTER
tumblr dot com
PR's Tumblrdome
Interview Vampire Daily
if i look back, i am lost
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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art blog(derogatory)
shark vs the universe
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Love Begins
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@ladysnowfaerie
huuuughhhhh yahoo selling scraped data from tumblr to AI sloo probably uughhhwaaauuwghhhhhh
Parent company Automattic will reportedly sell Tumblr content to OpenAI and MidJourney for training data. Here's how you can opt out.
bwwaaaughhhhhhgggh enshittification continues
this is what you're looking for to opt out!!!
today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.
Your fave is ongelmajäte
in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr
One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.
I'm Finnish, can confirm.
Do you think skeleton monsters have to brush their bones before they go to bed like we brush our teeth?
Depends, do they often swim in sugar?
furifu
huuuughhhhh yahoo selling scraped data from tumblr to AI sloo probably uughhhwaaauuwghhhhhh
Parent company Automattic will reportedly sell Tumblr content to OpenAI and MidJourney for training data. Here's how you can opt out.
bwwaaaughhhhhhgggh enshittification continues
this is what you're looking for to opt out!!!
*Scrolls past*
*reluctant sigh*
*scrolls back up*
*rebogs*
Bogs are a disappearing habitat, please rebog
As more and more people are being forced to switch to Windows 11, Microsoft's most AI-malware-ridden OS yet, I've been putting together articles and links for how to undo the damage and save your battery, your RAM, your disk space, your privacy, and your sanity from this bullshit.
FIRST:
The easiest way to get rid of the majority of the bullshit that Windows is forcing on us, as of October 2025, is this one-stop-one-click debloat solution from a modern day hero:
A simple, lightweight PowerShell script to remove pre-installed apps, disable telemetry, as well as perform various other changes to customi
It's very easy, even if you're not tech savvy or get scared of pop up windows saying "ARE YOU SURE?" Yes, you are sure, I promise. This program takes maybe two minutes and will save you SO MUCH pain, time, and money (and exploitation).
Now that you've done that, here's the cleanup, to catch the little shit that the debloat might have missed (most of this will already be done by debloat, but hey, it's good to double check).
Microsoft wants to put AI everywhere on your PC, but you can take back control.
Even just reading about some of these features makes me angry. Fucking Copilot and "Discover" AI scrapers are in Notepad. NOTEPAD. And then there's this uncanny valley garbage:
No uncanny valley video calls for me, thanks! (Also, what else is it doing while it scans your face and listens to your calls? What else, microsoft? Because there was a lot of memory being assigned to this program for a simple "smooths your skin" add on).
Tired of Microsoft pushing ads throughout Windows 11? Here are the settings you can tweak to turn them off and reclaim some privacy.
The truly insane number of places they have stuck ads on your own home computer is sickening. Become Unmarketable.
Bonus:
Some background programs you probably don't need that are taking up space and how to remove them (Microsoft forums, 2024)
Your Samsung Galaxy Phone comes with 22 apps you don't need (Android Police, 2025)
How to disable the AI in firefox (still the only browser that lets you do this permanently) (Windows Report, 2025)
sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it
The real horseshoe theory.
big fan of characters who look cool and tough and stoic but only because theyre internally thinking "fuckkk what do i say. how do i make friends. they didnt teach me how to do that in sword school."
Shen Yuan as Shen Qingqiu (SVSSS)
to me the thing about deification is that something fundamental is lost in the process
people can’t be immortal. so in order to be immortal you can’t be a person anymore. you have to be distilled. stripped of everything. till you come out the other side as an abstract concept.
Good. Now apply this concept to your idea of celebrities.
Halls of Colossus Exterior
Concept art for The Elder Scrolls: Online
Art by Steve Shi
REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS
Too many beds
Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss
Really nice guy who hates only you
Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class
Divorce of convenience
Too much communication
True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)
Dating your enemy’s sibling
Lovers to enemies
Hate at first sight
Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead
Fake amnesia
Soulmates who are fated to kill each other
Strangers to enemies
Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating
Too hot to cuddle
Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground
Nursing home au
"There is a bed. On the porch."
"Yes? It's nice to lounge in on hot nights?"
"All right, I guess that's fair. And the bed in the kitchen?"
"Haven't you ever wished there was a shorter distance from the bed to the fridge?"
"... unusual but creative. The bed in the wardrobe?"
"You have to have something to dramatically drape yourself over while lamenting your lack of things to wear."
"The couch wasn't sufficient?"
"Tsk tsk, my dear. No."
"...dare I ask about the bed in the shower?"
"There is no such thing as waterbeds going out of fashion."
"...that's not... ah, forget it. Do I even want to look into the bedroom?"
"Do you?"
using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament
I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.
However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."
I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."
And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."
And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.
So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.
At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."
the various smilings of Count Strahd Von Zarovich
@ladysnowfaerie
Quite charming for the creep he is, no?
Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.
“..." said Feng Xin.
"..." said Mu Qing.
"...?" said Quan Yizhen.
"Ho ho," said Pei Ming.”
its one of my favourite moments in the entire series.
It shall be remembered in legend. xD
Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.
“..." said Feng Xin.
"..." said Mu Qing.
"...?" said Quan Yizhen.
"Ho ho," said Pei Ming.”
*looks at the internet at large*
...what do you mean, "get"? The competition is pretty cutthroat already.
