And now even tho someone is asking for proof I mysteriously canât message themâŚcoincidentally
@dollishsims rightâŚ
Oh AND still hasnât acknowledged their impact on our environment. Tells us the person you are.
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And now even tho someone is asking for proof I mysteriously canât message themâŚcoincidentally
@dollishsims rightâŚ
Oh AND still hasnât acknowledged their impact on our environment. Tells us the person you are.
This post is for the dumb bitch that thinks sheâs so smart and is sick of me obviously outing her lazy ass use of ai to make posters even though she can takes hours upon days to make a sims item. Youâre just upset Iâm right so you wanted to argue in text messages. Any person with a cognizant eye and anything more than rocks for a brain can see that you use ai for some of your posts.
And of course to top things off you STILL wonât acknowledge the part where your use of ai is taking away clean drinking water from families. Whether itâs a family, or a farm land, or just one person. You wonât acknowledge that and that tells me just how guilty you are. For someone who want to act so smart and high and mighty you sure are an idiot and somehow think your poor attempts at discrediting me are actually smart enough to work.
So to top everything off hereâs our very short log of messages since I strongly believe bigots donât deserve privacyđŤśđ
@dollishsims
I really wanted to get done chapter three but I'm graduating this week so heres a small treat I wrote high and horny a few weeks ago instead.
Backshots
Jasper hale x fem!reader smut | MInors DNI
rough sex, porn w/o plot, p in v, belly bulge.
Oh my pussy wet
I ovulating and the only lewd thoughts I have are about my fucking coworker, omg Iâm losing my mind I need him to TOUCH ME NOW!!!
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Chapter 2 - First Impressions
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You had woken up earlier than expected this morning, rising with the sun instead of your alarm clock. The clouded sun had prickled through your curtains, illuminating your room just enough. Slowly your eyes eased open, the chirping of birds filling the serene silence of your room. With a quick bleary eyed glance to the alarm clock on your nightstand you realized you had an extra hour before your alarm even went off.Â
Peacefully resting, you laid in the same spot, unmoving, welcoming the comfortable silence. When you began to fully wake up, coming to your full senses, you noticed a small warmth pressed against your stomach, toffee. You lifted the plush comforter to reveal the fluffy mass, snoozing in a ball against your body. You ran a hand through her soft marbled brown fur and she nuzzled into your hand still sound asleep.
âCalm mornings make for a good dayâ Â You thought about what your dad used to say, hoping it really was true. You needed today to be good, afterall, it is your first day at Forks High.
ŕźâ§âË.
The car wound around the corners of each street. Trees covered in snow and deep green brush lined the road for miles and miles. Lady Luck had shown down upon you today, the continuous snow and heavy downpour had subsided for the day. Although still cloudy, the day was a bit warmer than a few days ago. The waterproof jacket you had donned to combat the cold snow was left hanging on a hook at home today, traded for a soft warm wool lined jacket instead. You had spent an embarrassingly long time in your mirror this morning picking an outfit. First impressions.Â
You closed your eyes and let your head rest against the window, enjoying the feeling of the cool glass on your skin. The heat flowed through the car, warming up the car and wrapping around you with a comforting warmth. As you watched the vibrant green trees blur with each passing, you wondered how your day would be, what the school was like. Were people nice? Would you make friends?
The car smoothed to a fault as your mom pulled up next to the curb in front of the school. The tension in your body was evident as your leg bounced sporadically, your gaze fixed on the two big brown doors that lead into the school. Letting out a breath you hadnât realized you were holding, your shoulders sagged. You unbuckled your seatbelt, grabbed your bag and stepped out of the car, before you closed the door your gaze shifted to your mom.
âYouâll be fine.â She mimicked a deep breath, reminding you to take one yourself. With that you turned away, moving towards the double doors.Â
When you entered the school there wasnât as much movement as you had expected, granted, you were there a bit early to get your schedule. The front office was incredibly easy to find, posters for school events, psaâs, student projects, and winter decorations clung to the windows. âWELCOME BACK STUDENTSâ had been plastered across the glass with tape and construction paper letters in the Spartans signature yellow and blue.Â
As you enter the main office you greet the woman at the desk, her face becoming ecstatic the moment she laid eyes on you. âOh my, you must be our other new student, arenât you just a dime a dozen. Letâs get you settled sweetheart.â The secretary, who you soon learn is Mrs.Cope, tells you about the school and your classes. Bio, history, calc, english, P.E., all the boring stuff but at least you had a free period. The big light above hums monotonously as she goes over where everything is. As much as you were paying attention you still struggled to understand where you were supposed to be going. Before you're able to ask anymore questions a bright flash goes off in your peripheral, startling you from your conversation.Â
You hadnât even noticed someone entering the room, great spatial awareness on your behalf. âWow youâre actually so effortlessly stunning.â A girl holding a camera says, looking down at the camera at the picture she had just taken of you. She was pretty, with tanned skin, dark hair pulled into a ponytail, and slim glasses that framed her face perfectly.Â
âDo you mind if I write an article about you for the Spartan Shield, our school paper?â She looked up from the camera at you hopefully expectant.Â
âUh- sure, yeah,â Although a bit apprehensive about the whole school paper thing, you didnât mind sharing a bit about yourself.Â
âReally?! Oh this is great, we got turned down by the other new girl already.â She let out a little disappointed sigh at the thought, âI wouldâve had to write about padding on the swim team.âÂ
At that she earned a chuckle from you. âWait, they really do that?âÂ
âOh my gosh, yes! Itâs ridiculous!âÂ
Your mouth fell into a shocked âOâ before giggles started to pour out from your lips. The smile that graced your face was radiant and although you couldnât tell, the girl could, as she quickly snapped another photo. âHey!â You let out in mock surprise, at least this time the flash wasnât on.
âSorry, you just really look good in this light, plus your smile was perfect.â Flattery is a very powerful thing, and this girl was stroking your ego with her words of affirmation. It had warmth pooling in your cheeks, and an unrefutably sappy smile playing at your lips. It felt nice to be complimented, especially with the nerves of your first day of school weighing so heavily on you.
âI can meet you during free period in the library to work on your interview.â You had no clue where the library was, hell, you didnât even know it was there till the girl had just mentioned it.Â
âSure sounds good,â You nodded, making a mental note to go look for it later in the day. The girl gave you a final smile before turning to walk out the door to the office. âOh I forgot to ask, whatâs your name?â You ask quickly before she makes it fully out the door.
âAngela, It was nice to meet you!â You wave goodbye to her through the window of the office door before turning back to Ms.Cope as she resumed your conversation about your classes and the school.Â
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Your face crumpled as you stared daggers back down at the paper. A printed map of the school, all the buildings, rooms, and other miscellaneous places. Ms.Cope had drawn in some dots and lines to make the search easier but her scribbles proved to be futile. To you it was like reading ancient texts as you struggled to find your class. First thing at eight you have English class and as seven fourty-three rolled around it was still nowhere in sight. You couldâve sworn youâd gone in circles at least three times. Are you even in wing B? Had you seen that water fountain before?Â
You could feel the curious glances following you as you passed through the halls. The pause in conversation as you walked past unfamiliar faces was audibly deafening. You desperately wanted nothing more than to hide from the prying eyes and hushed whispers.Â
âHi! Iâm Alice!â You flinched as a girl appeared in front of you, bright eyed and with a welcoming smile. Something about her was so familiarâŚlike the girl from your dream. It made you wonder if the boy you saw might be a real person too.
âUhâŚhi.â You blink owlishly before telling her your name, she had caught you so off guard that it took you a moment to process what was going on.Â
âI noticed you looked a bit lost, did you need help finding a class?â She pointed at the scribbled on map in your hands.
âActually, yeah I do, thanks.â You passed her your schedule without a second thought.
âOh! You actually have class with me, come on Iâm headed that way.â Alice began down the hall, each of her steps full of graceful pep. You followed close next to her as she navigated the halls with ease. As you walked you tried your best to observe the rest of the school, rooms, decorations, the way the hall curved and the large windows that stretched along the walls.Â
âSoâŚwhyâd you move to forks?â Alice piped up curiously.
âOh we wanted to be closer to my grandma.â You left out the part about her dying, you donât need a pity party right now.Â
âThatâs so sweet. I hope you like it here, I can show you around some time if youâd like.â Alice looked to you with a hopeful gaze.Â
âSure that would be great!â You nodded.Â
Alice clapped her hands together with a small squeal. âThisâll be great, I promise youâll love my tour of forks!â Her excitement was palpable, it was like she had infinite energy.Â
Your conversation came to a halt as the two of you made it to the open classroom door. Some people had already seated themselves, others lingered around the classroom standing and talking to their friends. âCome sit with me.â Alice whispered. And so you did, following her to the seats she chose at the perfect spot in the classroom. Not all the way in the back but not too close to the front either, and you had a good view of the window.Â
You glance up at the clock, seven fifty-two, ânot bad timingâ. Setting your bag down you settled into the desk next to Aliceâs. There wasnât much for you to do before the start of class. You took a moment to look around, taking in your new surroundings. Poetry, art, book covers, and writing strategies covered each wall fully, even going above and around the chalkboard. Books sat at the front, most of them seemed to be academic textbooks but some were regular novels. You notice a few books that youâve read before, all classic literature Romeo & Juliet, Sense and Sensibility, Persuasion. âInterestingâ you thought to yourself, you guessed whoever your English teacher had a taste for secret romance stories. You couldnât judge though, they are all very good booksâŚand maybe they sit in your home library too, worn from how many times theyâve been picked up and read.
Your observation is cut short when you feel your phone buzz in your pocket. You pull it out quickly just to see what the notification was. Its Evangeline, (How is skl? NY wint is so brrr) You thought about just how far away your sister was in that moment. The two of you were on completely opposite sides of the country, different time zones, but at least you both had the same cold winter weather. You go to text back when your phone catches Aliceâs attention, she lets out a gasp.Â
âYou have the new Razr!â She gawks audibly, catching the attention of other students in the classroom. âIt's so cute, oh my gosh I need itâ you hear from one girl, âisn't that the one Paris Hilton has?â another whispers to her friend. You hear the little conversations start around the classroom, all because of your phone!Â
âHow much even is that?â A girl a few rows from you leans over to ask her friend.Â
âLike almost five hundred!â Both girls share wide eyed looks before looking back at you.
Okay so maybe your family was a bit more well off than you liked to express. In fact you didnât like telling anybody about just how much money your family made. You didnât want to be known for your connection to money, you especially didnât like flaunting it. Your mom had got you one before the release date for Christmas, âone of our firm's clients is cellphone manufacturer but donât go tellingâ she had told you when she asked. Perks of having a lawyer as a mom you guessed.Â
âI love that color!â Alice says as she looks over the phone.Â
âThanks, itâs my favorite color.â You really hadnât realized but almost everything you used on a daily was your favorite color. You never bought them all in the same color on purpose either.Â
âAre you going to dec-â Aliceâs next question is cut short when a loud animalistic growl echoes from outside. The classroom went silent as you and the other students looked to the windows trying to spot what may have made that noise. The search however is futile as nothing comes into view but the grassy fields and the tree lined forest beyond it.Â
âThere must be a very upset animal nearby, I suggest you all make sure you are careful going outside.â The teacher announces to the class as he entered the classroom, setting down his bag with a theatrical thud. You turn to Alice to ask her about him when you notice the shift in her emotions. She reminded you of an animal on high alert the way she was watching the window, her gaze focused and her face unreadable.Â
âAlice? Is something wrong?â You whispered. You didnât really want to pry but something about her expression concerned you.Â
Her eyes didnât leave the window as she spoke to you, distinctly locked on something. Yet when you looked out the window in the same direction you saw nothing but trees at the edge of the forest blowing in the wind. âYup! Great, I was just looking at the forest.âÂ
ŕźâ§âË.
Despite the odd occurrences of the morning, the rest of your day moved fairly smoothly without much thought. You found your history class easily with Aliceâs help once she helped you figure out the map of the school. During your free period you met up with Angela in the school library to answer some questions for the Spartan Shield like you had agreed. You made a mental note to check out the library in your free time, maybe hunt out a book or two. The questions were a lot simpler than you thought. Where are you from? What's your name? Do you have pets? What's your favorite color? Easy Stuff, definitely not as invasive as you had worried about. You were having so much fun talking with Angela and answering her questions that neither of you had heard the bell ring for your next period so you ended up being a little late to lunch. When you walked into the cafeteria you saw Bella, she was sitting at a table with a couple other students including Angela, but much to your dismay it was full. You gave Belaa a small wave and she waved back.Â
You look around the cafeteria searching for somewhere to sit. As you're walking towards an empty table you had spotted you heard your name being called. âCome sit!â It was Alice!
 âWe have an open seat, Emmett left early today." Alice said as she pushed the chair out for you to sit in. Â
âEmmett?â You had heard that name whispered earlier that day when you were in history. Something about him acting âstrangeâ and practically running out of class. âI think he was sick,â one girl whispered. You hadn't understood what any of it meant at the time.Â
âOh sorry, our brother.â Alice explained.Â
âOhhh, well I hope he feels better.â Alice blinks at you for a moment, like she hadn't understood what youâd said.Â
âOh! Yeah he wasn't feeling well, but he's resting now.â Youâre glad to hear it, being sick during school was always something you hated. You knew the feeling of just wanting to get out and go home.
When you finally sit down you greet the others at the table, earning you a few waves and âhellosâ. You notice one of the boys at the table also looks like the boy from your dream, just like AliceâŚwhat an odd coincidence.Â
Lunch went on as you chatted quietly with the Cullens, ignoring all the eyes watching you from afar. Alice and you talked for the most part but you got a chance to talk to the others as well, except for Edward, who seemed to have his eyes on Bella the entire time. âTheyâd make a cute coupleâ you thought, and almost as if he had heard you, Edwards' eyes flitted over to yours for a brief moment before looking away. Jasper was kind but very quiet, whenever he talked it sounded a bit strained like he was in pain, but you just brushed it off as nerves. You didn't want to say he was strange per se but he didn't blink a lot, you guessed he just had a staring problem. Rosalie on the other hand was a different ball park, she wasn't really mean to you, more like standoffish, but at least she talked to you, she kept her answers short and watched you with a very keen eye.
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That evening you sat curled on the couch of your cozy home in your pajamas, one of your fingers occupied, twirling a strand of hair while you worked on your homework. Your grandmother sat across from you quietly, watching her soaps play across the screen of the tv. You took a moment from your homework to look up and just observe. Your grandmother was so different now, reaching the end of her life so quickly and all you could do was make her comfortable as she withered away. She used to be so lively, dancing around the house, working diligently in the garden, and laughing loudly to her heart's content. Now she was merely skin and bones, her body lay stationary, the less she moved, the less pain she was in. Despite the morphine flowing through her system you could still see sometimes when she would wince as you helped her adjust. Some days you wondered just how you got here, why her? And why now?
The sound of keys jingling in the door broke you from your thoughts. The sound of the door opening and closing was followed by the familiar âclick clackâ of your mothers heels against the hardwood floors.Â
âHi honey.â Your mom leant down and pressed a kiss to your cheek, before walking over to your grandmother and doing the same.Â
âHi mom. Did you two eat?â You nodded. You watched as your mother released herself from the confines of her work attire and equipment. Setting her keys in the bowl and her purse on the hook, before plopping down on the bench by the door to kick off her heels. She let out a content sigh once both her feet were free, standing she flexed her toes and stretched her ankles. She crossed the floor, moving towards the kitchen she pulled off her blazer and took her hair out of its tight bun, letting out another content sigh as she massaged her scalp.Â
âMama, are you in pain?â She asked the same question everyday like clockwork, to an outsider it would seem like a normal question for someone on hospice care. In reality it was your mothers gauge, was today a good day, or a bad day? And what the answer was, was your gauge, would your mom sleep quietly tonight? Or would she pace the house till late, watching your grandmother sleep, monitoring every rise and falls of her chest?
âNo, Iâm okay.â Your grandmother couldnât see behind her, the way your mothers shoulder sagged with relief. Nowadays it was like walking on eggshells when it came to your grandmother's health, her days were extremely limited. You all fear youâll lose her at any given moment. Your mother took a deep breath and rubbed small circles in her chest. âHard dayâ you knew those mannerisms, whatever she had to deal with at work today had her nerves shot. You could tell in the way she carried herself, her emotions were bubbling to the surface and she really needed something good to end her day.Â
She grabbed a glass from the cabinet and walked over to the dispenser to fill it before coming to sit on the couch next to you. âSooooâŚhow was school?â She looks at you expectantly waiting for your rendition of your day.
âIt wasnât too bad, I struggled to find my class at first which was embarrassing but a girl I met helped me and I think she wants to be my friend. She wants to hangout and show me Forks sometime. Oh! And we played badminton today in PE, I was actually pretty good!â Your mother watched you closely as you rattled off the interesting parts of your day.Â
âThatâs great! Whoâs the girl you met?â She nudges you with your shoulder, you were so nervous this morning but now it all seemed a lot easier.
âAlice Cullen, sheâs really nice.â At that your mother smiled but the sharp sound of your grandmother turning in her chair had caught your attention.Â
"You stay away from Cullen's, do you understand me?" She spat angrily. Just their name alone, âthose Cullenâsâ was like venomous bile spat from between her gritted teeth. "I don't want to hear about or see you around any one of them ever!" Her fist thudded loudly against the wooden table desk next to her chair, rattling the items on it.
"Lullit you sent your daughter to that school with those wretched heathens?!" You had never heard her speak in such a way about anyone like this.
"Grandma, they're not evil! They're my age and they've done nothing but be kind to me!" You looked to your mother for some kind of help, meeting her eyes with an almost desperate plea.
"Listen to your grandmother please...she's lived here, she knows what she's talking about."
You paused for a beat, taken aback by your mothers agreeance. She's usually a very reasonable person, she didn't even ask why your grandmother didn't like them. For god sake she was a lawyer, and she didn't ask any questions? "Are you serious?" Your face held a muddle of confused and hurt emotions. This was so out of character for both of them.
"Am I serious? Who the hell are you talking to? Better yet, who the hell are you questioning?" Your motherâs once exasperated tone was now raised and bubbled over with anger. "I said what I said and that's the end of it."
You wanted to scream and yell, say how unfair and judgmental this was but there would be no use. You knew if you argued back this would only turn into another ugly screaming match. Your mother's mind was set, whether it be in anger or resignation to your grandmother there was no getting through to them about this now. Silently you nodded, your shoulders slumped in defeat and your eyes trained on the speck of dust stuck to your fuzzy socks.
I hope you guys like this chapter, I'm experimenting with longer chapters so let me know how you guys like this one! I can wait till our reader and Emmett meet!
MWAH! đ
Black reader whoâs dark skinned. Black reader whoâs light skinned. Black reader whoâs brown skinned. Black reader who has Albanism. Black reader who has vitiligo.
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Black reader whoâs Muslim. Black reader whoâs Atheist. Black reader whoâs Christian. Black reader whoâs Catholic. Black reader whoâs Agnostic.
Black reader whoâs queer. Black reader whoâs gay. Black reader whoâs Lesbian. Black reader whoâs bisexual. Black reader whoâs ace. Black reader whoâs transfem. Black reader whoâs transmasc. Black reader whoâs nonbinary. Black reader whoâs genderfluid.
Black reader whoâs an athlete. Black reader whoâs a bookworm. Black reader whoâs alternative. Black reader whoâs punk. Black reader whoâs goth. Black reader whoâs preppy.
Black reader who was one of the âcool kids â. Black reader who was one of the âweird kidsâ.
Black reader whoâs a STEM major. Black reader whoâs a Liberal Arts major. Black reader whoâs an Art major. Black reader who learned a trade.
Black reader whoâs a student. Black reader whoâs a teacher. Black reader whoâs a doctor. Black reader whoâs an engineer. Black reader whoâs a writer. Black reader whoâs an artist. Black reader whoâs a cosmetologist. Black reader whoâs an electrician. Black reader whoâs a cashier.
Black reader whoâs a daughter. Black reader whoâs a son. Black reader whoâs a father. Black reader whoâs a mother.
We are not a monolith. We are beautiful. We are capable. We deserve to take up space in this world.
Happy Black History Month! Shout out to us!
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And because Iâm Soulanni/African American, stream âSexy Soulaanâ by MONALEO!
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Not pleased with the lack of new fics for my fav characters (hyper fixations) lately. The withdrawals are eating me alive
I have a sickeningly strong obsession with twilight atm and feel the urge to create a multi chapter story about a black girl in forks who inevitably falls in love with Emmett with this kind of vineâŚ.
This seems to be one of my biggest hear me out's, because no one I know irl supports me, but I know tumblr will have my back
HEAR ME OUT
My asf because no one writes for Harry wells but I js rewatched the flash and am overly freaked out everytime I see that man. SOMEONE FEED MY NEED PLEEEEEEEEASSE I couldnt even find anything good on AO3 GUYS!!!
So my sim had sex with this guy he had met and had good compatibility with...and turns out IT WAS HIS PROFESSOR?!?!?! HOW DID HE NOT KNOW
IS THIS GOING TO AFFECT HIM GETTING HIS DEGREE?!?!
Emmett Cullen Smut Drabble
18+ below the line! Minors DNI! Praise! Pet names!
P w/o plot
The way his cock pounded into your silky heat was mind numbing. His cock reaching so deep inside you and stretching you so deliciously it had you seeing stars. You had long lost your ability to think or even speak a semi-coherent sentences a while ago. Whimpers and broken moans of his name were all you could give. You held onto Emmett as he fucked you mercilessly into the mattress, nails digging into his broad shoulders. You let him take and ravish you and your entire being. Your pretty moans and desperate whimpers filling his ears, making his cock twitch against your warm walls.
He hummed low and sultry, the deep rumble in his chest vibrating against your own. "Love you pretty girlâ Fuck, I love you" You could feel the way his lips curled into that cocky smile against the crook of your neck when he felt you tighten around him. All worked up over him telling you he loves you. How cute. "Yeah baby?" He pushes deep into you, a strong hand pressing down on your stomach feeling the way he's stretching you. "You like that pretty girl?" His words only adding to your pleasure, his voice drawing you in like a siren. "I mean every bit of it," His lips meet your plush ones in a soft but hot kiss, his actions expressing what his words couldn't. "Mmmâ and don't you fucking forget that," he can feel the way your body shakes under him as you cum on his cock, "love you so much." Soft kisses pepper your face as he fucked you through your high, whispering sweet praises in your ear.
Hope you guys enjoyed it! This is literally my first ever time posting my writing so I hope I did well! Lmk if there's anything y'all would like to see my asks are open! đ
Poetry heals my soul, I may not write it as often as I wish, or get to showcase my ability, and I may be too scared to just show it to people. But spilling my guts in that beautiful mumbo jumbo of interconnected symbolism heals me just by writing it.
The way this beautiful SAS man took the bullets out has me hypnotized
first off I would like to thank god
David Corenswet for GQ photographed by Noua Unu
My god, I wanna lick him
he's all that.
clark kent x reader. (3.2k)
summary: as a reporter of the daily planet, you havenât been shy of your dislike for superman. clark is desperate to prove to you how superman, and by extension, him, is not as bad as you think.
content: flufff, clark kent being an adorable loser, still a loser as superman, interview banter, superman as the wingman for clark (cheeky ik), silly coworkers having a crush on each other but having no idea its reciprocated, office romance
authorâs note: seeing clarkâs frustration in the interview and article scene in superman 2025 got my head spinning đ
âOkay, but why do you dislike him?â
Clark is on his interrogation case again. You donât blink an eye as he settles across your desk, squeezing into the office chair with one elbow leaning on the armrest as he waits expectantly, almost desperately for your answer.
Every time you publish a new article with your detailed opinions on Supermanâs recent actions, to provide an alternate perspective against the other rose-coloured articles of Metropolisâs favourite metahuman, Clark is always the first in line to question you.
âI donât particularly dislike him.â Typing away at your computer to polish up one of your drafts, you rehearse the same line you tell everyone. âHow could I dislike someone Iâve never met?â
âThen why the title?â He huffs. âI mean, come on. 'Supermanâs Ulterior Motives In Recent Metropolis Fire Controversy'? You make him sound like a criminal."
âCome on, Clark.â You give him a pointed look. âYou know how article headlines work. If I wrote something like âa critical approach to Supermanâs latest actions regarding the fuel explosionâ, who would read that?â
âI would.â His response is immediate, and it forces you to crane your neck, away from your latest article thatâs been giving you writerâs block, to cast your attention to him.
âI appreciate the sentiment, but one reader wouldnât exactly meet my paycheckâs expectations.â
âWell, Iâm sure there are others who would appreciate a less cash-grabby title.â He retorts.
He realises the error in his words the moment he's on the receiving end of your icy glare.
âI have work to do, Clark.â Placing a metal sign that states "DO NOT DISTURB" on your desk, he doesn't need a hint to get that you're telling him to leave. "Even if you donât appreciate my efforts, you could at least go distract someone else with your critiques.â