Mother Fuckin Fairy Queen.

@faereginacosplay

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Actually watching Supernatural after being on tumblr for 12 years is wild because you realize that the Destiel girlies were not exaggerating at all. Like. I fully thought Destiel was Jonlock-flavored queerbaiting where like sure it's there but honestly most of the moments are crumbs at best but no Destiel really is just that gay at all times and then the CW turns around and personally punches you in the face every time you start to catch on. Every minute of this show I understand why you guys are Like That just a little more

we could've had it all

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Did anyone else notice that the second when blanc turns around and goes "I am going to embarrass myself here, I adore sweetie pants...I live in mine..." Birdie Jay never attempts to flirt with him again ? Until that point it's clear she found him attractive but the second those words are spoken she stops.

Girl really knew how to take the hint. But also, WAS THAT THE POINT WHEN SHE WENT "OHHH HES GAY." ???

That is peak writing. Everyone else on that Island seems to look at him once and go "yep. Fruity." Case closed. It took her HOURS to figure that out which makes sense for her character. It also makes sense that this statement was enough for her to draw the conclusion that he was gay but not literally everything else. But at the same time it also makes sense that despite this she respects blanc and backs off the second she realises which is an excellent way to indicate that despite not being the brightest of the bunch she doesn't necessarily want to be a dick or that despite being an awful person even she won't cross that line, both of which are equally hilarious.

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#world’s gayest detective

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when people on twitter or tiktok say "yeah tumblr is bad, its always been bad and gross and problematic" do they know its always been completely self-curated too or are we gonna leave that part out

I'm just gonna. leave this here (ID in ALT)

(via @askr)

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I saw Goody Proctor on the problematic website.

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Flashbacks to the time I told my team that "actually there are a lot of interesting and useful info graphics on Pinterest!"

And my manager said, "I do like Pinterest but don't you find there are just too many pictures of nude and suggestive women?"

And I had to be like, "ive never seen nudity, it shows me dogs and funny tweets and craft projects, because it only shows you things that you engage with"

IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE TEAM

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And if you have a minute, why don’t we go Talk about it somewhere only we know? This could be the end of everything So, why don’t we go, somewhere only we know.

↳ Somewhere Only We Know - Keane

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The fun thing is, and I think someone already said this, miles bron was not supposed to be Elon musk. Rian Johnson said it himself. It was more of a Zuckerberg/Steve jobs type than Elon. But the kicker here is that everyone saw this movie and they saw this “vainglorious buffoon” rich guy with no intellectual prowess or bitches. And they saw Elon. Even those on his side said the movie was terrible for mocking him. But nobody said it was him. So again, this means that Elon Musk’s friends saw a bitchless fake dumbass and said “hey that’s my guy!”

we dont know anything about Benoit Blanc's husband except that hes called Philip but i want him to be a retired jewel thief who Benoit met during a case after he was hired to locate some stolen diamonds and Philip was posing as a gardener and Benoit kept asking him increasingly complicated questions about gardening so Philip thought he was onto him but really Benoit just thought he was hot and asked Philip out but the entire time Philip was like this is some kind of gambit so kept getting weirder and weirder until Benoit was like what is up with you so Philip confessed the whole thing and Benoit was like oh shit. but the guy he robbed was a total asshole so Benoit was like whatever it's fine so they started dating and the diamonds ended up paying for their apartment

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After watching him play Benoit Blanc I think we all know that folks need to give Daniel Craig more roles he can have fun with, and by that I mean I need him to be the only human in a Muppets movie

glass onion was amazing and I wouldn’t change anything about it. BUT I do think it would have been hilarious if there was a post credit scene with all of them getting covid, because of course miles’ gun vax thing doesn’t work.

Anyone remember a post from Tumblr past, where somebody said something about being tired of having teenage chosen ones and they wish someone would write one that's older? Because my older sister did that and it's getting published in April.

it's me!! I'm the older sister!!! and this is my book!!

my favorite bit in glass onion was when benoit blanc acted like a southern floozy whose never been exposed to modern technology or a tax bracket higher than a 100k income & everyone was just like ‘wow the worlds greatest detective is actually incompetent’

everyone: intelligent renowned the smartest man in the room

benoit: I do NOT need an ipad

everyone: dummy thicc (in the head)

Bruce loving and supporting Dick hours

Actual Google results for “World’s Greatest Detective”:

FUN FACT: I’m actually *further* to the left now than I was in my 20s!

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I saw someone write recently (paraphrased), “They said ‘you’ll get more conservative as you get older’ and what they didn’t realize they meant was ‘you’ll get greedier and more paranoid as you get richer’ [which is true, there are psych studies] and what they didn’t count on is that no one gets rich any more”

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ooh, quoting that again for emphasis: “what they didn’t count on is that no one gets rich any more”

I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is

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