Meh.

Australian born and bred. Oof Phan•Doctor Who•Sherlock•Supernatural•Anime•Marvel•DC•Deadpool•HIMYM• Books•TMR•OUAT

[queersona]

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

[queersona]

[jojo pose] count dracula. [different jojo pose] nice to meet you. [jojo walk cycle] alexa, turn down the music! [the obnoxious music doesn't change volume] mr harker

[virtualgirladvance]

Cuntula

[froggibus]

DC Masterlist

Batfam:

Headcanons:

Passing Out From A Fever (ft. Dick, Jason, Tim and Wally)

Valentine's Day HCs (ft. Bruce, Dick, Jason, Tim, Steph, Cass, Duke & Damian)

Touch Starved Best Friend (ft. Dick, Jason & Tim)

Camping Headcanons (ft. Dick, Jason, Tim and Wally)

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Dick Grayson:

CTRL + H (NSFW)

To The Rescue

This Unruly Mess I've Made

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Jason Todd:

Chilling Out

Finders, Keepers (NSFW)

Never Let Me Go

Redtribution

Stay A While

This Unruly Mess I've Made

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Tim Drake:

The Perks of Being An Insomniac

Flashfam:

-

Headcanons:

Passing Out From A Fever (ft. Dick, Jason, Tim and Wally)

Camping Headcanons (ft. Dick, Jason, Tim and Wally)

Botanical Gardens w/ Wally

Pool Party w/ Wally

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Wally West:

Electric Love (NSFW)

Resurrection

Stamina (NSFW)

[willgrahamscock]

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

[part-time-zombie]

Exactly! It's freaking annoying when I want to watch movies but I would have to subscribe to like 24 different services . Just to watch the shows that I like.

[someones-here-for-sure]

Oh and wouldn’t it be nice for cartoons? Just anything animated. I just wanna stream things without getting conned. Must I be cartoonless forever?

[tinypaperwindmill]

i like using streaming apps but there are waaaay too many and they're all stealing my data .i wish there was a secure and organized way to have millions of shows and movies available one one app. but alas. we've truly gone full circle back to cable + now it spies on you. its a real shame. i dont want to fill my device storage with tons of boring and stupid cash grabs.

[laelish-afriend]

It's the same problem with anime too! How am I supposed to watch good quality anime without getting bombarded with ads.i am so tired of hearing about a good show that I want to check out, but having no way to easily and safely watch it in the original language with quality subtitles.

[menthatilove-deactivated2024031]

him kicking his feet omg...

[rumalas]

Gossip Girls

[iveofficiallygonemad]

Bakery Enemies Au Masterlist

@buggachat‘s bakery enemies au now has image descriptions for all parts currently out. They were done by me and @princess-of-purple-prose

Here are the links:

Cover, Old Cover

The Meeting: ep1, ep2, ep3, ep4 & ep5

Nino and Alya: ep6, ep7 & ep8

Nightmares: ep9, ep10 & ep11

Flashback 1: ep12

Kwamis: ep13

Home alone: fanfic1, ep14, ep15, ep16, ep17 & ep18

Chloe and The Robbery: ep19, ep20, ep21 & ep22

Flashback 3: ep23

The Talk: ep24, ep25, ep26, ep27, ep28, ep29, ep30 & ep31

The Dream: ep32

The Ring: ep33, ep34, fanfic2 (someone wrote a fanfic for if ep34 had gone differently.)

DJWifi Strikes Again: ep35, ep36 & ep37

Wine Tasting: ep38, ep39, ep40, ep41, ep42, ep43, ep44, ep45, ep46, ep47, ep48, ep49, ep50 & ep51

Rain: ep52, ep53, ep54, ep55, ep56, ep57 & ep58

Sleepover: ep59, ep60, ep61, ep62, ep63, ep64, ep65, ep66, ep67, ep68, ep69, ep70 & ep71

Flashback 4: ep72

Bakery Morning: ep73, ep74, ep75, ep76, ep77, ep78, ep79, ep80, ep81, ep82  & ep83

Flashback 5: ep84, ep85, ep86, ep87 & ep88

Bakery Morning cont: ep89, ep90, ep91, ep92 & ep93

Videocall: ep94, ep95, ep96, ep97, ep98 & ep99

Cake Flashback: ep100 & ep101

Flirting Attempts: ep 102, ep 103, ep 104, ep 105, ep 106, ep 107

Family Time: ep108, ep109, ep110, ep111, ep112, ep113

Adrien’s Phone: ep114, ep115, ep116, ep117, ep118, ep119, ep120, ep121, ep122, ep123, ep124, ep125

Gala dream and Aftermath: ep126, ep127, ep128, ep129, ep130, ep131, ep132

Flashback 7: ep133

Before the Gala: ep134, ep135, ep136, ep137, ep138, ep139, ep140, ep141, ep142, ep143, ep144, ep145,

Reveal: ep146, ep147, ep148, ep149, ep150, ep151, ep152, ep153, ep154, ep155, ep156

Revelations: ep157, ep158, ep159, ep160, ep161, ep162, ep163, ep164, ep165, ep166, ep167, ep168, ep169, ep170, ep171, ep172

Post Reveal, Pre Gala: ep173, ep174, ep175, ep176, ep177, ep178, ep179, ep180, ep181, ep182

Translations: Spanish (instagram), Russian (tumblr), Hebrew (instagram), Portuguese (instagram), French (tumblr)

Fanart: Adrien gets Hired, Adrien doodle, Natalie, Ladrien Roses, Wine Arc Alt ending, No conflict just croissants,  Peacock!Adrien, Marinette’s Panic,  Its you! (ep 121 Alt ending, Not Hungry (ep123), Adrien’s Macarons, Ladynoir Gala Outfits, Ladybug Gala Outfit, Marinette vs Cake, Strawberry Parallels (ep140), Giving up the Miraculous (ep147), Realization (alt ending to ep150), It’s Me (ep 152), Fix It (ep154), It’s Okay (ep154), Alt Reveal Ending, Adrien Had To, Temple Kiss (ep156), Adrien’s shirt (ep157), Happy Adrien, Post Reveal Selfie (ep172), Problem Solving (ep174)

Note: If you would like your translation added please dm me. If you would like your fanart added either wait for me to describe it or describe it yourself! Image descriptions and Alt text allow for low vision/blind people to also be included and participate in fandom. If you want help writing your ID here is a discord link to a server where people would be happy to help you out!

[where-dreamers-go]

Dick Grayson x Reader soulmate au series Masterlist

❤️ Last updated: August 21, 2023 💚

Soulmate AU where each person senses their soulmate's emotions.

Part One - "Emotions Read"

Part Two - "Scattered Emotions"

Part Three - "Emotions Ignite"

Part Four - ".."

[roturo]

CRY FOR ME -dick grayson x f!reader

① NEW REQUEST FROM ANONYMOUS!: sex pollen, old lovers meet again.

→ summary: He loves you, he really does, but he left you. Months wondering why he did that had you crying for him, never ending the never-ending cycle of the abandoned by Dick Grayson wasn't in your to-do list. It's time to hit him with a smile, rather than a goodbye that would leave him wondering.

→ warnings: SMUT, angst, sex pollen, mating press, breeding kink, marking, fingering & oral (f receiving), mutlipes orgasms, overstimulation, mention of weight loss (but it's never specified how much or the weight of the reader exactly, neither a body type), hero into villain!reader, med student!reader, mentions of kory and dick being together but never in a relationship, reader is friends with harley quinn, reader was part of the og titans.

A/N: I'm really proud of this one, might even do pt2 if it gets support. -Words: 3.4k

TUMBLR IS BASED ON A REBLOG SYSTEM. PLEASE REBLOG MY WORK. THANK YOU. ENJOY. SMUT BELOW THE CUT.

¨And you know what I hate most of all that shit he put me through?, He-¨

¨Can you please stop talking about Dick Y/N? It's been MONTHS, damn it! almost a year! You're driving me nuts! I'm not even Dick's ex, or friend and I already hate him as much as you do. So let's move on.¨

¨You don't understand, I was a good girlfriend! Shit! I even became a hero for him! Now look where we are.¨

Harley laughs at your remark of how the tables have turned.

Both of you were sitting at the top of a building eating some ice-cream, which Harley insisted on steal from a random kid on the street, after robbing some random store she liked a collar from, you were now looking at how police officers where trying to look for a culpable of this crime.

It's been 11 months and 5 days since Dick broke up with you. You couldn't AND still don't understand why he did it, both of you were fine one day and the next one he decided, 'oh how could I destroy the woman of my dreams heart?, I know how! What if I tell her I don't need her anymore in my life and she's useless! then some months later fuck some fire princess and act like i'm a new person with this new suit and name! oh! also, re-do the titans! when my ex helped me do the og ones, helped when the fell apart but she's useless anyways!'

To say you weren't deep down for him, would be a lie. You don't know how he could keep laughing everyday knowing how his little trauma ass dumped you like trash. Well, if you're being honest he doesn't have a small ass, but that doesn't matter.

¨Aw, I want more ice-cream¨ Coming back to earth after some deep thoughts, Harley grabbed you by the wrists in order to change up and start looking some restaurant for dinner.

After changing clothes and Harley talking about how obsessed she´s with the Joker, you couldn't quite blame her, both of you were finally walking on the street, laughing at some random inside joke both of you had.

¨Huh.¨ Your phone started ringing and you could swear if it wasn't cold enough to freeze you up, the call was. ¨Who is it?¨ Harley asked, sneaking through your shoulder.

¨OH! Donna?, the cute girl you talked about?¨

¨Shhh, let me attend this call... Hello? Donna?¨

¨Y/N, um- hello! How are you? It's been what? one year since we don't talk?¨ ¨I'm... fine. How about you?¨

You were quite confused for this call, on the outside you're calm, but inside, you're freaking out.

¨I'm good, it's nice to hear you're doing fine!¨ ¨Thank you Donna, but I know you just don't call to ask how i'm doing, what's wrong?¨ ¨Oh well, you quite know me well Y/N, i'm sorry it seemed that way, but you're like the only person I know who could help us with some medical issues, you know? So I wanted to ask you if you could come and help us to deal with Conner, and maybe stay some days...? i'll explain you who he is and all of that later.¨ ¨Donna, you know i'm not longer on the me-¨

Harley pinched you in the arm, trying to talk but you were faster. ¨Ow Harley! Stop it!¨ You told your best friend in a whisper so Donna couldn't hear the both of you, also covering the microphone of your phone, for... extra precautions.

¨You don't understand! This is an awesome opportunity! You're going undercover in the titans tower! Imagine how crazy Jack (Jocker) would be! Say yes!¨

Thinking it for a few seconds, she was right, you could get some important information from them, it was indeed, an awesome plan.

¨Who knows, you might also see bird-boy again!¨ She said raising her eyebrows in a teasing way making you roll your eyes.

¨Y/N? Are you still there?¨

¨Yes, when do you need me to be there?¨

¨Erm... now if it's possible¨

You were now unpacking your suitcase, Donna told you to pack for at least a month, isn't that incredible?

You haven't come across any of the other titans, beside, Donna, Dawn, Gar, Rachel, Jason and Rose... Quite interesting team.

You didn't introduced well to the kids since you were in a hurry to enter your temporary room and not ran into someone else...

While you were unpacking your old tools Wayne gave you while you were their medical support 'hero' maybe also because you were a med student, you still helped with fights, bruises and hits.

You found the 'special' bandages you had for Dick, since the 'normal ones weren't soft enough for his bruises' a small smile appeared on your face at those old memories.

Now unpacking your clothes, you found three special lingerie underwear with a note from Harley:

'Just in case you have some fun ;)

xx Harley~'

The note made you roll your eyes but you couldn't deny it brighten your mood, throwing away the not and putting aside the 'Harley present', you continued unpacking your clothes, you brought in a separate case for your suit, just in case.

¨Y/N! Can you come here?¨

¨Coming!¨ maybe you could order the clothes other time.

When you entered the living room, the kids were no longer there, except Jason.

They started explaining you what happened between Deathstroke and what they know about Conner, you were paying attention to know what you're dealing with, you haven't even realize Dick came in sight until Dawn mentioned it.

But Dick didn't came alone, he was next fire princess which you couldn't care less to investigate her name when you found out about Dick meeting her.

¨Oh Dick! We brought Y/N so she could help us with Conner, since we don't have anyone else who knows about this weird medical stuff.¨ They know what happened between you two, and they still decided to ask for your help knowing he's going to be here.

You stood up from the sofa, eyes locking with his, you couldn't longer see the coldness in his eyes, but there wasn't warm either, you couldn't quite decipher what he's feeling.

¨Kory¨ She gave you her hand at which you responded with your name and doing the same. You locked eyes with her for a brief moment, a small smirk appeared in your face but disappeared once the greeting finished.

¨Y/N.¨ You locked eyes with him, a tension only the two of you could feel. You were different, much prettier, you lose some weight too, blame it on the break-up depression, but you were shining.

¨Grayson.¨ Hearing you say his last name instead of his name he could feel a small part of him getting shattered inside him, you changed.

After checking on Conner and taking some notes, it was finally night time, you were eating some cereal, knowing more about Gar and Rachel, Kory, Dawn, Donna and Robin were dressed up with their suits.

¨We have some issues to deal tonight with another troublemaker, nothing serious though, just a one night problem.¨ Dick announced while getting ready to go out.

¨Y/N, you should come! Maybe warm out a little like the old times." Dawn invited you, how nice of her, only if she knew you were also a troublemaker.

¨No thank you, i'm only here for medical support.¨ You gave her a small smile and said your goonights.

Some knocking in your door woke you up, it only passes one hour since you went asleep and they're already annoying you, first day!

¨Y/N? Are you awake?¨ You heard Dawn saying though the door.

¨Mmh¨ You replied.

¨We need you, it's Dick.¨

Even more annoying.

You walked next Dawn through the halls until you finally came into Dick´s room. Inside they were Donna and Kory, clearly concerned about his well being.

His behavior seemed, weird, there wasn’t any bruises or cuts, not even blood. He was just twisting in pain on his bed. You stepped closer to him, and got your hand on top of his forehead at which he only whined, that scared you, since it sounded more like a moan than a whine. He was hot, sweating and moving a lot.

You had your suspicions what this could be, but you needed to confirm it, this can't be real.

¨Can you please... tell me with which villain you fought with?¨

¨Ivy¨ Donna said.

Shit.

¨I need to make a call¨ you quickly said running out of the room.

¨Surprise, surprise!¨ Harley said in her taunting tone. ¨Oh my god Harley, I can't believe you.¨ ¨Well, you know a girl needs to help her best friend, so... I called another friend and voilà!¨ ¨What am I supposed to do? I don't have the fucking cure for sex pollen Harley! I owe you one, can't believe Ivy did this for me.¨ ¨You just said it, sex. C´mon Y/N!, it's your moment to play with him! He had you like a sad girl, why don't turn her into a mad girl? Make him cry for you. Break his heart like he did with you.

You ended the call, and just in time, Kory came. ¨Y/N, we need you Dick keeps talking about you and rambling about some stupid things.¨ You could sense a strange behavior from her, like if she just discovered something big.

Watching Dick twisting in pain and saying your name in just some black briefs felt good. You can't lie to yourself Harley was right.

¨It's sex pollen¨ You admitted.

¨And what's the cure? Do you have it? That's why you made the call?¨ Donna asked.

¨No, the only cure for it it's well... sex. The pollen might last for at-least 3 days or even a week, symptoms are well... extremely high sex-drive, dehydration, high temperatures, and... I think that's all.¨

Donna chuckled at what happened to Dick, ¨Let's go girls, let's leave this to Kory.¨ Dawn just laughed at a very shocked and blushed Kory, ¨Don't be like that Donna, Kory and Dick haven't confirmed anything yet.¨ You felt your jaw clenching, but decided to act calm, and when all of you were almost leaving, you were stopped.

¨No. I want her.¨ Dick said, pointing towards you. All of you stayed quiet at the sudden confession. You were shocked to say at least, blood rushing to your cheeks, you were about to leave that damn room until you remembered what Harley said.

Cry for me.

Donna grabbed your shoulder, looking at you. ¨You don't have to do this if you're uncomfortable.¨

¨No. It's okay, i'm in.¨

After mentally preparing yourself, bringing some water bottles into the room, they left you alone with him.

You sat next to him on his bed, memories came back flying around the both of you.

¨Look, I know that-¨ He completely cut you off when he started kissing you, making you lay down on the bed, you left a small moan when he broke the kiss for a moment.¨Oh my god, you don't know how much I wanted to kiss you again.¨

Did he missed you? Every question that came to your mind was easily erased when he started kissing and sucking your neck while unbuckling your jeans and taking them down with your underwear, he pulled apart to admire the bruises he left, he grabbed your panties and threw them to his nightstand.

He started kissing your thighs, making small pauses on each to make sure he's marking you as his again. Every time he went higher until he gave a small peck on your clit. ¨I can't wait to taste you sweetheart.¨ There it is... the nickname.

He got your legs over his shoulders and gave a testing long lick on your pussy, teasing your hole. At which he started sucking your clit once he heard the high pitched moan you did when he teases your hole.

His started spelling his name with his tongue on your pussy at which it only made you hornier, suddenly he inserted his index finger inside you. Dick sped up, fingers now flicking in and out of you at light speed, nose pressed into your clit, and before you knew it you were cumming, shuddering on his mouth, crying out his name.  Quickly he took all the remaining clothes from you and him, now both of you completely naked for each-other.

He was rock hard. No, scratch that, his cock looked like it was made of fucking ruby. Red and painful and already half-soaked with pre-cum.

He pressed your legs impossibly closer to your torso, moving down to meet your eyes, until you were folded in half beneath him, legs on his shoulders, putting you into a—

Oh. 

Oh. 

This was going to be a long night.

He fell on his forearms, and you wondered how much more you could take- He laced his fingers on top of your head, thumbs on your forehead, holding you still. He mumbled out another gonna make you feel s’ good before pounding you in earnest, practically bouncing you both on his mattress. His balls smacked against your ass, and the feeling was so damn satisfying that he just had to go harder. You would sport matching bruises tomorrow, his hips on your ass. You pushed out moans in time with his unforgiving pace, a metronome playing the beat to which his sanity danced away from him. 

“More?” He sounded fucking pathetic, like he was asking himself that, his voice octaves higher than it usually was, but he didn’t care. “More, you little slut? That what you want? You want more?”

“I’ll give you more,” he babbled, “More, baby, give you more give you everythin’ gonna fuck you so hard you won’t walk for weeks.”

He’s not too worried about hurting you—you’re already so wet—more that he’s afraid he’ll cum the second he starts moving again. Out of his previous partners, he doesn’t think any of them have felt this good around him.

“Please-” a strand of incomprehensible begs and pleads leaves his mouth when he starts thrusting into you again.

¨Shit- how are you even tighter huh? You've been keeping this tight pussy just for me?¨ He's a whiny mess, small kisses every time he cans, praises here and there.

“Mmm yes please yes please yesyesyesss—” was all you could manage. He laughed at you, breathless, and you wondered how he could keep up this pace and still rattle off incredibly filthy little comments, looking right in your eyes. 

“You’d like that? Yeah? Gon’ look so pretty, little baby, so pretty full of my child, yeah? All round and glowing and heavy with me. All of ’em will look at you and see me, all me, see that I did that. You want that? You want that you want that—”

He leans forward to coo praise into your ear, gently nipping at your earlobe. Goosebumps raise along your exposed flesh. The sound of skin slapping on skin echoes through the stairwell. Sometime during this his teeth find the soft muscle of your neck, leaving a crescent shape mark that’ll certainly bruise in the morning.

You're pretty sure everyone on this tower have heard the both of you fucking like rabbits by now, but knowing this was going to follow him his whole life, with the memories of him fucking you every way possible just so you could leave him, it's all you need to don't care about that.

The first time he cums, he doesn’t even realize he has. He shudders. It felt good—a bit too good—but nothing out of the ordinary. It makes him do a double take. His cock doesn’t even go soft. Drips of cum run down your thighs, pooling on the bed-sheets beneath you.

His thumb traces circles around your clit, moving in erratic, uneven motions. Dick leans back down for another kiss. You can taste yourself on him, though it’s not entirely unpleasant. Your arms wrap around his neck, holding him to your chest. The two of you can only fuck and cum until you’re too exhausted to continue. You’ve never felt so full. The thought of using protection crossed your mind once—and only for a moment—the pollen leaving you too desperate to care.

Second day and he wouldn't give you a break to nap for a minute.

His body curved and bowed, hips pressed hard against you, arms below your body and hands gripping your shoulders. “Mmm fuck baby,” Dick muttered into your mouth, your moans coming out of you almost breathless. “Yeah, yeahyeahyeah milk me fucking milk my cock gonna cum in you fuck a baby, my baby into you and you’re gonna fucking take it take it nnngh —”

He buried his face into your neck, teeth latching on to skin, biting down to draw blood, a choked groan as he came, really came, his balls squeezing painfully, a deep ache in his gut, indescribable tingles all along his cock, his spine, down to the soles of his feet.

Third day, and you started getting him where you wanted it.

“Sensitive,” you hissed, “Sensitive, Dick, you insatiable—”

“Insatiable is right,” he said to you, eyes wide, still looking like you just told him the Earth was flat. He towered over you, kneeling now, and with horror and a bit of something else you felt how hard he still was. 

¨I missed you so much, the biggest mistake of my life was leaving you.¨

Fourth day he started getting sensitive but that didn't stopped him, and he was a little more languid, strokes slow and smooth, his thighs shaking just a bit as exhaustion started to settle in. His cum was spreading in a pool on the sheets now, and you couldn’t bring yourselves to be even a little disgusted. He loved it. He loved so much how it felt that tears dropped from his eyes every-time he felt that electric shock come to him when he was about to come. He was crying for you.

Last day. Fifth day. Barely even thrusting anymore, just a slow grind of his hips, the friction and the pressure and the raw sensation squeezing out what could have been an orgasm if only both of you were awake enough to feel it.

When you both woke up the next day, he was staring at you, straddling your hair, and that's when you knew it.

¨Good morning sweetheart.¨

You just answered with a small ¨hey¨

¨I never through of seeing you laying next to me again, it felt like home. I'm sorry I did that to you, you don't know how much I regret it, please, give me a second chance.¨

Bingo.

Without saying a word, you grabbed some shirt of his, long enough to cover yourself and went back to your room, stumbling and shaking someway you made it. You changed yourself, taking a minute to observe how he marked you, it was time.

You went back to his room, already changed, you gave him a smile and sat on the bed with him, with no emotion behind your eyes, it was your time.

¨You were ready to leave me for her.¨ Confusion, first stage he made you go through.

¨I was doing fine, really, but then you walked again into my life again and fucked me up.¨ Sadness and lies. Second stage.

¨You think this will make me stay?¨ You signaled the both of you. ¨You think with just some stupid sex to heal you is enough of an apology?¨ A laugh escaped your mouth. ¨You thought this was real?¨

¨You know for a fucking fact this wasn't supposed to happen.¨ You got your hand on top of his, faking a caring smile looking at him.

¨When friends of yours make jokes about how you always leave them, you think it's funny, but it's not. That hurts a lot, actually.¨

You got up from the bed and stepped closer to the door, you paused for a second and turned around to see a hurt Dick naked on the bed with just some blanket covering him.

¨And Dick... Of course I still love you, if it wasn't for me, I would go crying and throwing myself into your arms again.¨

¨You still can.¨ He tried.

¨No.¨ You chuckled. ¨I won't let myself get hurt again. Our love isn't worth the fight. Goodbye Dick Grayson.¨

[makethatelevenrings]

DC Masterlist

VDS = Valentine’s Day Series

Jason Todd

We Got Love (fluff, female!reader)

Stay Clean (smut 18+ ONLY, f!reader)

Just Friends (fluff, f!reader)

Sunlight (smut 18+ ONLY, f!reader)

The Sovereign Beauty (smut 18+ ONLY, f!reader)

Of Soup and Snowstorms (fluff, gn!reader)

Two Scoops (fluff, gn!reader)

Two Scoops (and a Danish) (fluff, f!reader)

Kryptonians and French Tarts (fluff, gn!reader)

Only For You (fluff, AFAB!reader (mention of menstruation))

S(he) Walks in Beauty (smut 18+ ONLY, AFAB!reader)

Streaks (angst, gn!reader)

Laundry Day (smut 18+ ONLY, f!reader)

Date Nights Gone Wrong (fluff, m!reader)

Sweet Reader (fluff, gn!reader)

Sweet Surrender (fluff, gn!reader)

Broken Heaters (fluff, gn!reader)

Lucky (smut 18+ ONLY, f!reader)

Puzzle Pieces (angst/fluff, f!reader)

Powerful (smut 18+ ONLY, f!reader)

Story Time (fluff, gn!reader)

Secret Admirer (VDS, fluff)

Healthy Relationship (headcanons, VDS)

NSFW Headcanons (18+ ONLY, VDS)

Pegged and Babygirled (smut, 18+ ONLY, VDS))

Confessions (drabble, fluff, VDS)

Him Cooking Dinner for You (drabble, fluff, VDS)

Half-Eaten Bagels (hurt/comfort)

Dick Grayson

Movement (smut 18+ ONLY, female!reader)

Tell Me To Stay (fluff, gn!reader)

Is That So? (smut 18+ ONLY, f!reader)

Pretty Bird (smut 18+ ONLY, AFAB!reader)

Bored (smut 18+ ONLY, f!reader)

Fuck Up the Friendship (smut 18+ ONLY, AFAB!reader)

Fix Up the Friendship (smut 18+ ONLY, f!reader)

Waiting Room (angst, smut 18+ only, f!reader)

Just a Name (angst, gn!reader)

Decorating Wayne Manor (fluff, gn!reader)

First Christmas (fluff, gn!reader)

Assassin!Verse (continuation of First Christmas)

NSFW Headcanons (18+ ONLY)

Pickle Divide (drabble, fluff, VDS)

Spoiling Him (drabble, fluff, VDS)

Vacation (drabble, fluff, VDS)

Bruce Wayne

For All the Light I Shut Out (OC series)

guy.exe (smut 18+ ONLY, f!reader)

Actions, Not Words (fluff, f!reader)

Invisible (smut 18+ ONLY, f!reader)

Habits and Roadblocks (fluff, gn!reader)

Shovel Talk (fluff/humor, gn!reader)

Stress Relief (smut 18+ ONLY, gn!reader)

Chag Sameach (Jewish!Batmom)

Full (smut 18+ only, f!reader)

For Your Eyes Only (smut 18+ only, gn!reader)

Batmom Valentine’s Day (headcanon, VDS)

First Valentine’s as a Family (drabble, fluff, VDS)

On the Edge (smut, 18+ ONLY, f!reader)

Clark Kent

All-American Apple Pie Kinda Guy (smut 18+ ONLY, f!reader)

[ao3feed-dickkory]

by HuntingFate88

Batman is 75 years old, and Bruce’s fellow leaguers, especially a certain amazon princess, are worried he’ll die if they can’t get him to retire. Diana knows he’ll never stop, so she and her mother make a better plan. They’ll save the Batman, and in so doing, continue to save the world.

Words: 1617, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Batman: The Animated Series, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Major Character Death

Characters: Bruce Wayne, Diana (Wonder Woman), Clark Kent, John Stewart (DCU), Shayera Hol, Wally West, Jean Jones, Dick Grayson, Damian Wayne, Barbara Gordon, Jason Todd

Relationships: Diana (Wonder Woman) & Bruce Wayne, Shayera Hol/John Stewart, Clark Kent/Lois Lane, Barbara Gordon & Jason Todd, Raven/Damian Wayne, Dick Grayson/Koriand'r

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[orlissa]

Hi,

It’s your friendly neighbor fanfic author here. In the light of this apparent new trend of people feeding unfinished fics to AI to get an “ending,” and some people even talking about “blanket permissions,” let me just say this:

I EXPLICITLY FORBID ANYONE TO FEED MY FICS TO AI. DUDE, THAT IS ABOUT THE LEAST RESPECTFUL THING YOU CAN DO. IF YOU DO IT, SHALL YOU BE EXCOMMUNICATED FROM YOUR FANDOM AND WALK ON LEGOS BAREFOOT TILL THE END OF DAYS.

That is my anti-permission.

Thank you for your attention.

[kumori-suwan]

Batboy Headcannons: Romantic Troupes

Featuring: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, and Damian Wayne

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Sworn off Relationships with Dick Grayson

You had to put up your walls in order to keep yourself sane, time and time again your heart had been bruised, beaten, and dragged through the mud. You loved your teammates and fellow heroes so much but you just couldn’t seem to let anyone love you back. Then came Nightwing, the detective, the smooth talker, the playboy, you were unsure how to handle him but you knew you had to stick to your plan. Dick doesn’t let that happen, he’s patient, knows how delicate a woman’s heart is, and so he slowly picks away at your toughened walls and waits until you’re ready.

He learned all he could about you, each and every day he saw you he’d pay close attention to you and remember the important details. Naturally it was only a matter of time until he was apart of your everyday life. You’d miss him if he wasn’t nearby, you’d miss him if he didn’t offer his daily complement or praise, and he missed seeing the sweet smile and blush you tried so hard to hide.

“Morning gorgeous, brought your favorite from Starbucks.”, he’d hum leaving your macchiato next to you while you focused on details for your latest mission.

Behind his domino mask he notices the way you look at the cup and back at him, he notices the way your shoulders relax and how your cheeks raise ever so slightly as you smile. After months of waiting he was given a sign that there was a chance, you turned around and pecked his cheek thanking him for the much needed caffeine, “Thanks Blue.”, you hummed.

Your eyes returned to the screen to hide your flushed cheeks, and behind you Dick couldn’t help but smile and cup the cheek you’d just kissed. Your lips left such a warm sensation that he instantly became addicted, he smiled at the gesture and the new nickname as he joined you to help you out. It was a slow burn of a wait but at least now he could be by your side and love you because now you were finally giving him a chance.

“Soooooooo does this mean I get to take you on a date yet?”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Enemies to Lovers with Jason Todd

He still remembers the first night you met, when you cracked his Red Hood and knocked the air out of him with two swift powerful kicks, and how you pulled off your mask to smile down at him as you robbed the bank and his favorite guns. You were a mischievous little villain and Jason made it his mission to catch you and put you behind bars. Every night he’d search for you, sometimes you’d appear, sometimes you didn’t but always you seemed to light up whenever Red Hood appeared to attempt catching you again.

You were elusive, a real escape artist and it pissed Jason off so much he actually contemplated asking the Bat Family for help. You’d play with him like a lioness plays with a baby gazelle, you’d throw snide comments, play the captured victim and escape at the last minute, and smile at him with an all to confident look.

“I’m gonna fucking get you one day I hope you know!”, he growled behind his mask, noticing his stolen gun in a holster against your thigh.

“Do you mean me or your little water gun?”, you giggled escaping from him once again.

Overtime your game of cat and mouse became something else, Jason still considered you a villain but he learned what and who you were. You were just a sweet woman born into the ugliest darkness Gotham City could offer. All your spoils were given to some mob boss that your family owed so much money too, your mother had been killed and your little brother was at Death’s door because of an illness you were trying to help afford. Your mischievousness and snide remarks were just cries for help and with the feelings he’d developed for you he’d make sure he’d save you. Now here you were pointing his gun at him, tears threatening to spill from your eyes, as the mobster screamed for you to shoot. You couldn’t see the calm expression behind his mask, but Jason knew you wouldn’t be able to pull the trigger.

“Hey Doll, put down the water gun.”, he hummed softly.

Your hands began to shake, tears began to blind your vision, “Please shoot me. I don’t want to do this.”, you sobbed.

Red Hood shook his head, he took another step towards you, readying something in his hand for the men behind you. “Come here Love. Just let me catch you, just for tonight.”, he whispered opening his arms to you.

“I said fucking shoot him! Do it or I’ll kill your kid brother!”, your boss screamed.

You choked on your sobs, closing your eyes and readying yourself to pull the trigger. That’s when you felt it, you felt his arm wrap around your waist holding you close and heard the screams of the men running away behind you. You were lifted off the ground and carried away behind some huge crates as an explosion went off, the whole building shook but when you finally opened your eyes all you could see was the red bat symbol on his chest. His arm wrapped around your waist and his free hand holding your head to his chest while he shielded you from debris.

“You’re okay Princess, I’ve got you.”

You felt safe, you were saved by him, by the man you’d fallen for over the past few months. You sighed, letting your tears fall while you listened to his heart beat.

“You can take me to jail now.”

“Hope you like my apartment then, I’m not letting you go now that I’ve got you.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Work Colleagues with Tim Drake

Being a leader for Wayne Enterprise was never an easy task, especially with College and Hero Duties back to back. Bruce noticed how much it was starting to effect Tim’s performance so he decided to hire someone to help him. A partner that could work just as well as him and that had the same intellect as him, that’s when you appeared. Your proven yourself to Bruce during your interview and now here you are, sitting at Tim’s computer going over the sales revenue charts he just can’t seem to balance out.

“Umm…who are you?”

You stare up from the screen to see Tim, eye bags dark, face pale from lack of sleep, and appearance messy.

“You look like you just woke up Mr. Drake, here I brought your favorite from the coffee shop. My name’s (Y/n), I’ll be your partner from here on out. Nice to meet you.”, you smiled, standing and offering Tim his fresh espresso.

Tim grows fond of you real quick, admiring how patient and capable you are, you help him through his hardest project and help build relationships with new partners and clients in no time. Tim looks forward to seeing you every day even when you nag at him like a worried mother since he isn’t taking care of himself. Over time you become work husband and wife often teasing each other or spoiling one another, it becomes so normal that Tim wishes that it was just official at this point.

Then one day he comes to work, fully rested and freshly showered to see you not in the office. He’s worried almost instantly and starts looking for you instead of starting his oh so important project.

“Mr. Drake what’s the matter?”

“Have you seen (y/n) anywhere?”, Tim asked still looking through the halls, “Have you seen her?”

Your friend immediately knows how to answer the worried man, “Oh she got sick. She’s at home resting right now, sorry to worry you I thought I’d sent you the email telling you.”

Without hesitation Tim walks away to clock out and heads to your apartment immediately. Taking food, medicine, his video game consoles, and all your favorite books, completely prepared to nurse you back to health. You’d always been there to support him and help him through his tough times so now he wanted to return the favor, he couldn’t go a day without seeing you and he hoped you’d feel the same when you opened your door in just short pj shorts and a Red Robin fan shirt that was way to big and way to baggy on you. Seeing you like this, so unprofessional and so real made him fall even more in love with you.

“I-I got the day off, mind if I spend it with you?”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Two Person Love Triangle with Damian Wayne

Is it cheating if a super hero has fallen for you? The other day you were saved by Robin during a bank robbery at your father’s bank, and the way he held you close and praised your bravery was just so mind numbingly sweet, he made your heart skip a beat but you were already in love with another! Your high school crush, the handsomest bachelor of your generation, Damian Wayne had asked you to be his. He loved you dearly, worried for you constantly, and always made sure to take care of you but what should you do? It was almost a ritual now, every night Robin seemed to be watching over you, taking you home from work, or just showing up on your window sill to wish you good night.

“Habibti is something on your mind?”, Damian asked, thumb gently swiping some whip cream off your cheek.

You focused on him and smiled, “Yes dear I’m alright. Sorry I’m just stressed about midterms.”

You got a message from your father that he was outside waiting for you, you sighed and finished your milk shake before standing up. “Thank you for tonight Dami, you’re far to good to me. Good night my love please text me when you get home.”, you hummed kissing his lips ever so softly as you prepared to leave.

He hummed against your lips, his own curling into a soft smile as you pulled away. Your father drove you home and there you found yourself falling asleep on the couch watching TV, you’d wake up a bit later to knocking on your balcony door. You were the only one home but you knew who it was by the knock, you opened the door to see that familiar green mask and black hooded cape.

“You really need to find a hobby beside bothering me at night.”, you teased zipping up your jacket to hide your exposed chest.

“Nice outfit, seems a little to big on you though.”

You glared at him and punched his arm playfully, “It’s my boyfriend’s, said it was to small for him so he gave it to me since I kept stealing it.”

You stared up at the young hero before you and sighed, “Look…you really shouldn’t be bothering with me. I’m not playing this game with you anymore, I’m grateful you saved me and that you’re looking out for me but I have a boyfriend that I really love a lot. I can’t be chasing after some stupid fleeting feelings I have for you especially since I have no idea who you are.”

He glared at you, lips curling into a small smile, “Really Habibti? How could you say something so mean to me?”, he hummed watching your face melt into shock at the sound of your nickname.

Your stared up at him, he pulled his mask off and took down his hood showing you the all to familiar face you loved so much. Damian expected you to be shocked but you were more embarrassed than anything, your face heated up from ear to ear, lips curling into a wobbly pout as the subtle clues from before started to replay in your head.

“Surprise.”, he chuckled kissing your warm cheek.

“That is so not cool. How dare you make me fall head over heels for you twice!”, you growled, “Wait…holy shit my boyfriend is Robin…oh my god.”

Damian watched your shock come back to you and smiled as he picked you up and carried you inside , he needed a break from patrol and now that you knew his secret he had a lot of explaining to do anyways.

“So you fell for me twice eh?”

[reallyndacarter]

It's June 1. It's time.

Go be gay.

[confused-wanderer]

It would be hilarious if villains loved Nightwing and were terrified of Officer Dick Grayson.

Dick Grayson- who is used to open spaces and adrenaline- being stuck in a boring bleak office, surviving on shots of coffee and red bull with caffeine that would make Tim concerned.

The thugs soon realised that unlike most of the other cops - Dick was from Gotham.

No one fucks with Gothamites.

Villain *shooting at Dick with machine guns*

Dick *appearing from the shadows behind him*: Boo.

Villain: THIS IS A FIVE STOREY BUILDING HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE

Or

Thief *throwing a counting down bomb at Dick*

Dick: *catching and tossing the bomb at a safe distance before turning round and shooting it so it explodes mid air while running after thief*

Thief: .. what the actual fuck

Dick: Gee look at all that time you had! Shame you threw it away :D

Thief:

Dick: I’m from Gotham

Thief *realising they fucked up* : Please don’t steal my bones

OR

Shooter: *sets elaborate booby traps throughout the houses in an active hostage situation*

Dick *using his training as robin and inhuman flexibility to surpass them with ease*: Ah been a while since I got to have a nice stretch thank you.

Shooter:

Dick:

Shooter:

Dick: .. Hi :)

Shooter: Are you Satan?

AND

In interrogation room

Murderer: I think I’ll take your eyes and add them to my collection

Dick *running on spite and caffeine that could give Superman a sugar rush* : Funny.. I was going to say the same thing to you

Murderer: .. what

Dick: I wouldn’t take your eyes though.. they look like the inspiration behind the whole Medusa’s “look at it and you turn to stone” thing-

Murderer: Hey! Take that back before I gut you

Dick *smile stretching wider without blinking* : oh? Or what? I know everything about you. Who says I can’t kill you and walk out with everyone being none the wiser? I know how to kill someone too..you aren’t special.

Murderer:

Murderer: I’m scared for my safety.

Because the thing is, Nightwing is who Dick really is. It’s who he can be free as, be himself as without red tapes and regulations. Where he can give as good as he gets, and he’s kind and empathetic. He gets to help the downtrodden and goes easy on most of them if they give up right away, not to mention the fact that he never causes permanent damage.

But officer Dick Grayson is a different story. He runs on sleepless nights and no self preservation. Seeing an officer with an uncanny skill set they’re scarily good at, not to mention the cheery attitude he always has scares the shit out of criminals. Cuz no way in hell is a smiling Gothamite not a deranged one. He chases crimes like a bloodhound, and isn’t afraid to make good on threats he makes to ensure they never hurt anyone again.

Bonus if the batfam doesn’t know about this.

Red hood: Shit I can’t believe we ended up in Bludhaven

Red Robin *tying up the corrupt politican* : Since this is a sensitive case, we need someone we can trust to make sure it is seen through.

Red hood: .. So we paying a visit to Officer Grayson?

Politician *screeching* : NO NO NO NO! PLEASE NOT HIM!! JUST KILL ME INSTEAD AND TAKE ALL MY MONEY I CANT DEAL WITH HIM!

Red hood: .. is he fucking serious?

Henchmen: Sir he is. And we agree. Please take our bones and kill us but don’t take us to Officer Grayson.

Red Robin: Wait what did he do?

Henchman 1: He asked boss if the hat was sentient.. and said that if it was would it make that hat the top and boss the bottom.

Henchman 2: Last time we met I tried to shoot him but suddenly my gun was blank and he raised his hand and let the ammo drop

Red Hood: Well even I could do that-

Henchman 2: They were my bullets. I had selected the colour personally.

Red robin *growing concerned*

Henchman 3: He sang a lullaby to a child when we were holding the station hostage, and replaced the people with my family members. He even sang their social security numbers!

Henchman 4: He’s the most dangerous of them all. I ain’t shitting ya when I say he’s as scary as the bat from Gotham.

*all nodding in agreement*

Red hood:

Red Robin:

Red hood: Nah that doesn’t sound like Dick

Red Robin: Agreed. Let’s go there Hood.

*villains’ sobbing intensifies*

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edit: i will now apparently be writing a lawyer au. i've screenshotted the blogs who asked me to tag yall when i write it so uh. yeah. might be a while tho

edit 2: everyone who reblogged this is fake for not telling me i misspelled lawyer 😭

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