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b0nkcreat

Random stinging pain in my neck 👀

creepymutelilbugger

atacked by my #MindWasp

b0nkcreat

Can you put those things on a leash please

creepymutelilbugger

Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho

b0nkcreat

Commentary on: Society

soup-mother

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

thememedaddy

notahorseindisguise

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

notahorseindisguise

yeah flaying alive this is about flaying alive....

dismalzelenka

ah (ah ah ah) flayin alive flayin alive

kunosoura

my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information

deirdreskye

This is George Costanza behavior

windex-for-blood

GEORGE, at a function: Pronouns? Oh, you know, anything. Anything fine. It’s the twenty-first century, right?

-Cut, establishing shot of Jerry’s apartment, bass riff.-

GEORGE: He/him, Jerry!

JERRY: No, they just him’d you?

GEORGE: HE. HIM! I gave them a BUFFET, and they went for plain white bread. Genders as far as the eye could see! Something with an X in it!

JERRY: The X ones are fun…

theygender

GEORGE: If they can’t appreciate a good xie or ey… Then that’s it. I’m swearing off pronouns for good. No more pronouns for George Costanza!

JERRY: No pronouns?

GEORGE: No pronouns.

JERRY: No-nouns?

GEORGE: No-nouns.

JERRY: Alright, well, if that’s what you want…

GEORGE: Oh, it is! I’m living the pronoun-free life, starting now. The buffet is CLOSED, Jerry. From here on out I am George and only George!

-George storms out of the apartment and into the hallway. Enter Elaine, baffled and unaware of the conversation that just took place.-

ELAINE: What’s his problem?

-Muffled screaming is heard from the hallway.-

charlesoberonn

And they said you couldn’t do Seinfeld in the modern day.

raptorcivilization

Reminder to all nonbinary people: You can summon SUE the T. rex for aid

#neat. i didnt realize this was a skill we had

moonkitty

cooking mama castlevania spinoff cancelled 2020 e3 leak

zinan-kg-deactivated20210113

This video lives rent free in my head

tofutomato

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

lesmiserabelles

shout-out to the person i overheard today rushing into an antiques shop to ask, very urgently, ‘do you have any silver crosses?’. wishing you well in your fight against the creatures of darkness, friend

fangorn-forest

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

paperjoshi

on it boss

paperjoshi

trapped in the catacombs boss

thememedaddy

nateconnolly

These days, lots of public libraries have a "library of things" collection where you can check out kitchen appliances or yard tools or toys, and, as a children's library assistant, the most popular library of things item that I handle regularly is a plastic scepter thingy called like "unicorn princess magic wand". And whenever I check it out I make a big show of looking at the little kid and being like "do you solemnly swear to use your unicorn princess magic powers only for good and never for evil?"

And pretty much without fail, the little kid will get the world's most mischievous grin and go "I'm gonna use it for EVIL!!!"