fairy princess

role playing blog active July 22

[takewhatstheirs]

“almost got caught” = got caught. don’t go back. if staff were suspicious of you but you ended up getting away, they’re gonna keep an eye on you next time

[liftingdown]

in my experience the easiest way to not look even slightly sus in a store is to make a direct beeline to the clearance section, and look there first before going anywhere else. 

[pandorazbox]

To all the new l1fters that have joined this little community while I took a hiatus from posting. And to all "borrowers" from tik tok. We don't want this community to get outted like it was in 2015. Keep our community small, hidden and safe. This isn't tiktok. This isn't a game.

Like the first rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club. The first rule of l1ftb1r is you don't talk about l1ftb1r.

DO NOT USE LIFTING TAGS! You are endangering l1ftb1r and yourself!!!! If you have used tags edit your posts so they don't have tags

DO NOT USE LIFTING TAGS! You are endangering l1ftb1r and yourself!!!! If you have used tags edit your posts so they don't have tags

DO NOT USE LIFTING TAGS! You are endangering l1ftb1r and yourself!!!! If you have used tags edit your posts so they don't have tags

DO NOT USE LIFTING TAGS! You are endangering l1ftb1r and yourself!!!! If you have used tags edit your posts so they don't have tags

[eucaliftus]

info from this weekend: reblog

ulta has hidden cams in shelves and ceilings. disguised as sprinklers and other things. lp watch you conceal on hidden cams

[quiet-klepto]

has anyone sold lftd items to an actual store?? something like a cons1gnment shop or pawn sh0p? I'm not having any luck with b005t1ng online 😔

[faerielifter]

i constantly lft clothes and sell them to pl@t0s cl0set

[leolifter]

i see u hannah montana

[luxurylifter]

Seriously on something that costs $10? I'm dead

[babyklepto-blog1]

i love lifting. like… need a new set of tweezers? aight. bored of ur hair color? all u gotta do is apply the dye. want more jewelry? help urself. need a cute top for a party? u got it. earbuds broke? no worries. lips chapped and u dont got cash? hahahahahaha

[llifterpossum-blog-deactivated2]

Have i reblogged this already? idc lel

[niftyshiftylifty]

Hungry? Thirsty? Out of deodorant? Need a pen for in your hand bag? Pick-me-up? Self-care face mask? Run out of fruit at home? Fucken yoink-a-doink-doink, man.

[snatchfairy-deactivated20170531]

Need magnets for lifting even more? How about some art supplies? Worn out sneakers? No problem. Cold as my heart outside just got a new jacket. Also yoINK A DOINK DOINK OMG XD IM DECEASED

[ten-k-lifter-blog]

Now every time I lift I’m going to giggle because of ‘yoink-a-doink-doink’

[liftingthegalaxy]

fuck yeah

[liftinglillies-deactivated20210]

what are the best stores for stealing alcohol. and i mean easy ones.

[faerielifter]

w0rld m@rket is pretty easy. i always get that fruity sangria shit

[heavenlylifter]

me having not lifted for one (1) entire week

[faerielifter]

does anyone know anything about h/m??? there’s a baby outfit i don’t wanna spend $20 on

[bitchlift-deactivated20171024]

IM SO FUCKING PISSED AND SCARED

I was off last night and I decided to go into my store anyway because one of my favorite vendors was there are people from 💄👑 are fucking great I aways get free stuff from them. I had gone to tjm@x and there was a cat eye too faced pallete that I lifted there. This lady followed me in her car across town and bursted into my main store and she is this stupid white soccer mom with like 8000 kids in tow. She literally yells “THERE SHE IS OFFICER THATS THE SHOPLIFTER!!!!!” Pointing at me. The officer then stares at her then me. His name is Jacob and he starts laughing i’ve known Jacob probably about three years now he is the cop that patrols my strip mall. Now this bitch grabs my purse and we start having a tug of war and my medication that I filled earlier in the day goes flying out since it’s ADHD medicine it has a pretty high street value she then accuse me of being a drug dealer at this point my face is red and I’m crying my medication is extremely expensive because like I’ve said in a former post I don’t have insurance. At this point the cops were called and I’m bawling my eyes out and my coworkers and customers in the stores were staring at me I’m so embarrassed thank God I emptied the pallet into my car I had to call my psychiatrist and my pharmacy and they won’t fill it even though what happened I’m so angry I want to die. I had to talk to a lawyer today and I’m going to press charges with the stupid bitch I don’t care if she has 8 billion kids I’m taking her to court I hate people like this. I haven’t been able to find my medication bottle and we can’t find it on Camera I think a customer might have taken it I’m so embarrassed am I doing the right thing by taking her to court?

[pastelgoth-lifting-queen-blog]

FUCKING YES SHE MORTHERFUCKING ASSAULTED YOU WTH SHE CANT GET AWAY WITH SHIT LIKE THAT. SHE NEEDS TO REPAY YOUR MEDICINE

[couple-lifts-blog]

sue her ass for everything she’s worth

[liftolounge]

Ugh.. please sue. Having to pay the expensive price for something that wasn’t even your fault is not right. Plus that is creepy! Driving around town… what in the world? Man.. I imagine her as a complete slob who’s pregnant 24/7 and uses her kids as slaves while eating month-old soggy McDonalds and browses furry porn on Tumblr. Sorry but that’s all that I think of.

[liftedyourman]

GET HER ASS

[reverentrex9415]

Story time. When I first started getting good at lifting I went to Sephor@ to get some pallets. I grabbed one and walked over to my blind spot but other people were there and wouldn’t leave, so I set it down and browsed a while longer then left. I got outside, to my car, and was driving away when a lady that had been in my blind spot came out dragging the mall security guard and started yelling that I stole the pallet and wouldn’t let me leave. So I got out of my car to talk to the security guard and since I didn’t steal anything that time (and had nothing else in my bag or car) I offered to show him so it wouldn’t be an issue. (my dad is a cop & he knows I lift so he always told me to offer up proof I didn’t do anything if I could bc it makes me less suspicious for the next time). The lady shoved me out of the way knocking me down & dislocating my shoulder in the process and throwing my purse across the parking lot and jumped in my car searching through it. After she threw my purse my meds (Xanax and oxycodone) went missing. I got the real cops involved and pressed charges against her and sued her. In the end she had to pay for all my medical bills and therapy sessions, as well as for the meds that went missing and for “pain and suffering” and missed wages bc I was out of work so much for my injury and court dates. She also was found guilty for assault, and felony larceny bc my meds cost over 1500$ at that time. My lawyer said a known friend of hers was caught with the meds but they couldn’t prove they were working together to get them. If they could’ve she would’ve been charged with possession and possession with intent to sell.

When it was all said and done she ended up paying out over 10,000$ and had to serve time. Its well worth it it take her to court and taker her for all she’s worth.

[liftingdudee]

YESSS i love this, that will show her noisy ass. Mind your damn business.

[badlandslifter]

THESE STORIES ARE FUCKING INSANE ITS MAKEUP PALETTE WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN PEOPLES LIVES BECAUSE OF IT CHRIST FUCK YES SUE THEN

[thatonegaylifter]

fuck I’m crying I’m sorry it’s so funny but damn Karen needs to get her and her 8 billion kids the fuck together.

[blingringlift]

Anyone got tips on tjmax or know there policy’s?

I feel so sloppy when I’m there ugh

[faerielifter]

normally don’t have LP. when i worked there we had one come in for like one day every two months.

managers don’t have access to cameras, have to request it from LP headquarters and takes weeks.

employee can watch you shove shit in your bag and can’t even SAY anything

i always just put the stuff i want in the buggy, find blind spot (mostly in home department) and conceal

[thievingaznable]

still on break but i saw this on my main blog and thought i’d share ❤️

[faerielifter]

might be a long shot but has anyone lifted from buy/búy/b@by before? i’ve been to the store so i’ve seen cams but i’m still nervous bc i’ve never seen anyone talk about it

[stealyraccoonpaws]

lifting tumblr culture is scrolling through the same 20 posts for three weeks cause we all fucking follow each other

[transguylifter]

Every time I think we as a community have moved past the idealization of big/unsafe hauls I see another post where someone took four of the same expensive palette or like forty copics and everyone’s like “wow iconic this is literally the best haul ever ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️” and I’m like

[lop-shifter]

How to steal from w@|m@rt (the original post was too risky for me to rb)

[modernnbonnie]

Yo. This is super sus. I’d be extremely careful trying this. I wouldn’t do this.

[teenagesuccubuss]

Lmfao an Lp wrote this post

[dumbbitchlifts]

this is highkey sus i used to work for them and this doesn’t have good vibes to me

[luxurylifter]

Probs LP that wrote this to get us in trouble. Don’t do it lmfao

[natsulifter]

agent smith online today i see

[ovolifter]

Lmao please do not do this !!

[frankeinsteinstolme]

Kinda sus.

[choccymilkthief]

😂😂😂 do not use this advice unless you want to get caught