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[andwastedtime]

There’s something about the city in a storm

[danger]

Reckless by  Stefania Orizio

[kingsfoill]

[thatmightyheart]

blelele

[probablyqueerrpgideas]

[tronmike82]

But that’s not as funny :(

[probablyqueerrpgideas]

idk my dude. "I just wanted to cheer up this peasant and give them hope for a better tomorrow, but instead they overthrew the local nobles and now we've got to teach a bunch of peasants how to govern a kingdom"

is at least twice as funny as

"this person has sex" especially if your DM is uncomfortable with role playing seduction and such

[cafe-mp3]

*don't stop me now by queen plays as i lay bleeding to death in walmart*

[trashzy-deactivated20211214]

Tufted Titmouse

[amezure]

some eyes studies  _(:3 」∠)_ 

[idrils]

kickstarter to replace my uterus with something useful like a boombox or a fog machine

[ms-dos5]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[drownedinlight]

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: that hotline is forvo.com. It’s a pronunciation dictionary that allows you type in a word and see how it’s pronounced. They have multiple languages as well. Don’t see a word on there that you know how to pronounce? You can totally add it. Visit forvo. Help yourself.

[defectivegembrain]

that is much better than a hotline because you don’t have to actually talk to someone

[meladoodle]

These are some of the things Facebook thinks I’m interested in

[eliastheflyest]

are… are they wrong?

[emil]

don’t look at me yet dude i’m still rendering

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

Edward Nygma: I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something.

Jonathan Crane: You left me in a Walmart parking lot like, three weeks ago.

Edward Nygma: I did that on purpose, try again.

[movisual]

My favorite thing about "Ok Boomer" is that, instead of arguing, the youth unconsiously and collectively decided to literally just verbally wave boomers off and treat them like children who won't shut up and i think that's beautiful

[coldtongue]

“you’re so polite!” thanks, I am afraid of you.

[magicbecameouragenda]