hi everyone

K / 25 / any pronouns THE IMPOSSIBLE IS POSSIBLE! All you gotta do is make it so!

[owlet]

thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

[owlet]

[relevant-wikipedia-articles]

Mini ature - Wikipedia

Mini mum - Wikipedia

Mini scule - Wikipedia

[deanwinchesterapologist]

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

[sheerwillpower]

ftc is sooooooooo awkward

[sheerwillpower]

that sucked i feel bad for rizo and also all the wind was taken out from under my sails

[sheerwillpower]

I MISSED THE SEATTLE MARINERS X SURVIVOR 50 CROSSOVER HAT

[sheerwillpower]

if i ever, in the future, wonder if life was good when i was 25. remember that i ate a zucchini raw. dipped in soyaki sauce. and it was glorious

[sheerwillpower]

question i have: is it ultimately better for the earth to compost compostable waste, rather than trash it? it seems like it would compost no matter where you put it. i mean, maybe if you compost it it would more sooner go toward growing new food, but otherwise...it seems like composting hastens composting of other materials?

[noshowjones]

"what groceries u been into recently" is actually a great question, there's a bunch of good conversations inside it

[neallo]

i do NOT like how easy it is to almost delete your tumblr. if you felt an ominous chill go up your spine a minute ago, that was you nearly losing your very favorite beleaguered bisexual girlboss princess bc of tumblr mobiles wicked ways

[stood-onthecliffside]

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[jadeharleyinc]

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

[punkitt-is-here]

[tackminyard]

affirmations for my printer:

you are not out of paper

you have so much paper

it’s okay to function as intended

you are not out of ink

i just refilled that cartridge last month

you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to

you’re allowed to print things

[so-i-did-this-thing]

You can print in black & white without depending on any of the other color cartridges

[cryptotheism]

They don't want you to know this but K and G are actually the same sound. You just vibrate your vocal cords for the second one. Same thing with T and D. And S and Z. This thing goes straight to the top.

[cryptotheism]

You might think R is a consonant. It is. (Quietly) It is. But dark things happen with that little glyph. It has powers beyond the ordinary phoneme.

[str-ngeloop]

Everything's the same except for the ways in which they are different.

[cryptotheism]

When they make me god Themperess of philosophy, I'm sorting out all this difference and similtude nonsense. I think we only need maybe ten categories tops.

[sheerwillpower]

why does devens think joe is a big player 😭

[sheerwillpower]

sometimes maybe...experiencing something in fiction is even better than reality

[sheerwillpower]

the heated rivalry fans crave the epistolary novel

[sheerwillpower]

i think someone on tumblr needs to make a video parody of smut on ao3. it's the only place it could take place. but when i read stuff like "he came so hard he almost blacked out" the visual imagery of this is hilarious. like you're just ragdolling everywhere with huge unseeing pupils

ok maybe this would do better as a written parody. but still. i think i saw the equivalent of this in some litfic at the store but it was significantly weirdified to be extranormally physically impossible