Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice
styofa doing anything
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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i don't do bad sauce passes
Claire Keane
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NASA

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Today's Document
todays bird
Jules of Nature
One Nice Bug Per Day
$LAYYYTER
Cosimo Galluzzi
cherry valley forever
Sweet Seals For You, Always
KIROKAZE
occasionally subtle
Three Goblin Art
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Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice
The Least Specific Movie Night Ever
The Thing
The Stuff
The Substance
The Entity
It
The Others
I wanna write a shamelessly self-indulgent fic where Annie Wilkes and Carrie White meet and Annie basically adopts Carrie on the spot and they kill people together as a mother-daughter duo. There will be absolutely no moral lesson, other than perhaps "Waow good for them I guess"
whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls
no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction
I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. so you can understand why I'm so freaked out
im 21 and this will not happen to me because i do not have such skill issues
good lord. you will never guess what happened to me
do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time
Funny when someone introduces you to something, you get really into it, and then they lose all interest in it. Oh so you’re just going to abandon me at the party you invited me to. Dude you were my ride.
not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore
mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending
What would you do with non mutuals? Cause speedrunners are always killing me for my crystal scythe before doing my quest
Well now that I know you have a crystal scythe I'm definitely killing you for your crystal scythe
JESSICA WALTER as Lucille Bluth
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT (2003-2019)
basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop
fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest
your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways
so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold