Fuck If I Know Bro

Faery they/them Y’all don’t get to know my age but I’m definitely a grownup

[pseudosoviet-deactivated2025060]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[chilewithcarnage]

[ten-and-donna]

the utter ecstasy of “is that lavENDER?” is what sells it for me

[pulling-aggro]

a level of appreciation for charcuterie the likes of which has never been seen before

[mysticcorpse]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...

[angel-advise]

can't look up what snartly means because i don't have a dictionary account

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[lemonsweet]

These tags keep making me laugh

[lowpawly]

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

[herowyn]

5 0    Y E A R S    A G O

[closetocanada]

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

[ceruleanheaven]

once i get over it i will be over it

[dogpuppy]

[pmamtraveller]

The secret rendezvous, Pierre-Charles Comte

[pmamtraveller]

"(analog) parts of me" by takimunk

[mutationgirl]

lunch tactics

[cutecipher]

commander you have 6 soup units left

[mutationgirl]

>flank

[aspiringsorceress]

❌️[The steak is not fully braised]❌️

[mutationgirl]

>braise

[revision-zero]

[ein-kleiner]

I’m like the opposite of a catholic. all sex is fine except sex for reproduction

[keepingitplutonic]

this werewoof ear scritch feels pertinent to recent events

[greelin]

it is interesting to look at the dynamic between an uncle and nephew because you have duos such as iroh and zuko then also like. the guys from LMFAO