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Sienes, 20+, queer. blog runs entirely on a queue. icon+header are made by @tealfruitarts

[faggindragon]

hello, we're not dead. we've just moved. you can find us on bluesky under the same name, or you can find us within zampanio.

zampanio is a good game. you should play it!

[the-quail-herder]

"My uncle, he makes me go to therapy. He is very, uh, intense about it."

"Does it… help?"

"I think so. It is like… taking off coat [...] Like taking off a coat you forget you are wearing," he says, trying to clarify.

"Ah," she says. "I… think I get it."

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Johnny Wander // All Night Laundry - Zach Hall

[the-quail-herder]

"Well, which one are you this time?"

[wrathionsssssssss-deactivated20]

a champ

[hamerla]

I can’t believe they’re gonna die in 26 days :’(

[sxkkaa-deactivated20201025]

as long as we keep reblogging the timer keeps resetting

[more-incorrect-hs-quotes]

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

like brother if it even crosses your mind for a second to call the cops on ANYONE for ANY REASON you are not punk or progressive or whatever label you use to try and feel Cool and Moral. you are a poser and a threat to the vulnerable individuals in your life

[plasma-highlighter]

Pulling the tags into the light

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

you people are fucking tar pits and actively a threat to your community moreso than some loud partiers could ever be

[bitterfucked]

in the first town i was hosting shows in a noise complaint ticket was $2000; minimum wage was $9 at the time and you got one month to pay the ticket. even if everyone in the punk house had been working full time, we literally would not have been able to afford both the ticket and rent between all of us. we paid it by putting on more shows (hey, concerned citizen? guess whst the direct result of calling the cops on us was?) but that only raised about half the money and was a significant community effort - it still fucked us financially for months.

if we didn't have musical scene there that was both willing to give financially and do a lot of unpaid organizing relatively quickly, it's likely the ticket would've gone to warrant, which would've probably resulted in criminal charges as it wasn't something we could afford without fundraising. that's permanent record shit. like, potential job denial for the rest of your life and potential current job loss, as the cops will generally stick you in jail for a bit when picking you up on warrant.

and those consequences don't even consider police brutality! like, the pigs only work as "mediators" because of their legitimized threat of violence and you just sent them to go deal with a drunken crowd. that's frankly fucking hopeful that it gets resolved peacefully. they are not effective mediators and it's completely disingenuine to pretend that they are.

i know for a non-zero percent of cop callers, permanently ruining someone's life and/or bringing physical harm to that person is an appropriate punishment for being kept up a bit late on a saturday night (go die in a hole if you think this btw), but for everyone else i'm begging you to understand that a permanent record and getting dragged out of your home and tossed in the drunk tank is the normal expected result of calling of the cops for a noise complaint. you cannot seriously consider doing this to another human being and imo it's even worse that you are doing this to a neighbour.

[maripoorsa]

Family dog shot dead by cop responding to 'bogus' noise complaint call

Speaking with local media the father of the family said he intends to seek justice for his slain pet and that he disagrees with the police d

Nashville family regrets calling police after loved one killed by officer

A Nashville family regrets contacting Metro Police for assistance after it ended with one of their relatives dead following a shooting invol

‘Unacceptable’: Hong Kong widow of man killed by police says she regrets call

Family files complaint to police over officer’s decision to shoot mentally ill man when responding to domestic violence call.

Mother of Slain Tenn. Student's Girlfriend Says She Regrets Calling Police After Couple's Fight

A Tennessee woman says she called police about a physical fight involving her daughter and the girl’s boyfriend before he was fatally shot b

Neighbor regrets 911 call that led to fatal police shooting of Stephon Clark

"It makes me never want to call 911 again," Dave Reiling, told the Sacramento Bee.

Is a noise complaint worth your neighbors life? Those people sleeping in the parking lot... if you call the police cuz you think theyre high and they get murdered, will you be at peace? The people at the apartment pool who don't live there, are you okay with them dying there just because they don't live there and you think that deserves a call to the police?

No?

Then mind your business.

Go somewhere else. Take a walk. Finish your shopping. Let them swim. Let them party.

But don't sit there in someone else's tags saying "I wish murder was okay sometimes" over some noise and act like the OTHER person is the danger, like they're the one unfit for society.

Some of yall are fucking freaks and the white supremacy coming off of you is so strong it reeks.

[daveymaybe]

javepeta nation rise wheres your rage

[poopystain]

hmm hi

[dr-gaytorius]

it's a beautiful evening to microwave silverware

[dr-gaytorius]

imagine being at a funeral and you see one of the personnel pull out their phone with a mild air of urgency and they open tumblr and you just watch them type "it's a beautiful evening to microwave silverware" hit post and put their phone away like everything is normal

[dr-gaytorius]

I'm laughing so hard i think I'm going to be ill

[captainamericaa]

BRO THIS IS NOT BASKETBALL

[kumagawa]

this is literally the 92 bulls

[captainamericaa]

MICHAEL JORDAN DID NOT HAVE DEATH RAYS COME OUTTA HIS HAND

[kumagawa]

it’s called a fade away jumper

[airframeextender]

you know what really gets my goat?

[aglaja-deactivated20131222]

el chupacabra

[anonaboo]

I’m sorry!? What?!

[lindseyanna]

[azzandra]

Whoa, chupacabra’s a millennial?

[bookishjules]

[fallenangelvictorious]

Omg happy birthday el chupacabra!

The big 30!!!

Someone get this thing a cake made of goats!!!

[draconym]

It recently became department policy to purchase all our animal care supplies online and have them shipped, but my work location (public park) doesn't have a mailbox, so we've been getting things shipped directly to the post office. Today I went to pick up a shipment of several hundred superworms but the postal workers are insisting that it's not possible to have packages shipped directly to the post office. I gave them a tracking number which revealed they were delivered a couple days ago and now they're looking for them. Somewhere in the post office are 500 lost worms.

[draconym]

I can't believe the post office lost my worms

[draconym]

Update: they found my worms!!!!

The postal worker put these in front of me like she was delivering a bomb.

[buam]

Honestly I can’t blame the postal worker; my advisor lost his grub ordering privileges after he failed to pick up a delivery from the front desk on time and they all hatched and escaped.

[draconym]

They told me not to have live bugs designated as Hold For Pickup anymore :(

[draconym]

Boss sent me back to the post office to retrieve another round of worms and they're telling me that this package was already picked up on Friday. At a time prior it when it was delivered to the post office. Who the fuck has our worms.

[draconym]

Went to a different employee's counter and asked if she could look for my package and she immediately said "is it worms." She left and came back five seconds later with my worms. What kind of games are they playing with me here.

[orcboxer]

In an attempt to brand themselves as a badass species, humans often referred to themselves "space orcs," until a planet of actual space orcs joined the Intergalactic Assembly 15 years later, at which point humans started calling themselves "space elves." Space elves were discovered 4 years later, which led to humans rebranding as "space dwarves," a trend which ended predictably, six months later. Subsequent rebranding attempts were largely ignored until first contact was made with a remote alien species that, by sheer coincidence, had evolved to almost perfectly resemble Homo sapiens. The new aliens were dubbed "humans" while humans became widely referred to as "space humans."

[jaubaius]

[nabi3000]

[narcissistcookbook]

the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

eel deets from @whitefangthefightingwolf

[reikomakoto]

[fruitycircus]

a quick zine about old console repairs

[boringkate]

Fewer things should be wireless.

Gamepads? Wired. Mice? Wired. Keyboards? Wired. Earbuds? Wired. Your robot girlfriend? Wired.

Why do you want to pay more and pollute more with more latency and less power efficiency and more syncing issues just for the horrifying "privilege" of powering something with batteries? Keeping batteries charged is a sisyphean nightmare!

Just imagine the eroticism of your robot gf struggling with the constraints of her cables! Do not let bluetooth take that from you!