{The other fourth is my eyebrows.}

A simple little blog devoted to my favorite jimjams, funny stuff, and my art. Oh, and dongs. (Swordz:he/him pronouns:19 y/o:hella gay:leo:intj:4w3:melancholic/sanguine). My art blog @ swordzartonline.tumblr.com

[theehorsepusssy]

[scaredii-cat]

My beautiful wife!! REAL!!!!

[threefourths-gay]

tfw ur experimental cook friend slays a Schrödinger's cunt of a meal that is both simultaneously not-giving and mother until she ate

[only-tiktoks]

[rootin-n-bootin]

For context, this is called desensitizing

Since horses are prey animals they are very cautious naturally and will “spook” (shy away or take off running) from something that looks strange and potentially dangerous.

By running around and acting bizarre, the horse gets used to unfamiliar movements and mannerisms. They’ll be able to sit and think “wow that’s fucking weird” when they see a human crawling up rather than “Jesus fuck it’s possessed run away”- which is good!

[thatqueerchoirkid]

Weirdest day of that horses life

[hughmunculus]

"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

[magmafrost]

More skrunkles. Not gonna bother with blender again because its a pain in the ass.

[chewedcorn]

My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.

[54-tyler]

I don't advocate violence, but EVERY SINGLE employee still at Twitter has an opportunity to do the funniest thing in history this March 15.

[memewhore]

[ginger-ale-official]

No guys actually like classic cock. They just put it on when they’re in the car with other guys because it is the safest option and then they have to pretend to like it to each other to force a conversation

[kingscrown666]

Typo on the dashboard. GET THEIR ASS

[blindsideofthemoon]

[socialmaya]

[kollapsar]

Incredibly normal about this beefcake wizard on main

[orcanist]

damn he's an orc AND he can cast magic missile? 👀

[pisboy]

Sire, the woodland gnomes have pledged 10 apples to our cause

[threefourths-gay]

m

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[kontextmaschine]

I love that I can jerk off about guys now. That's just so neat!

[sighinastorm]

Could you not before?

[kontextmaschine]

No, I was straight my whole life, I actually tried "bihacking" myself as a teen but while I succeeded in dispelling any aversion to m/m sexuality I ultimately had to accept I was just not into it. But in 2020 I caught Covid before vaccines existed, it spread to my brain and caused enough damage there that my existing personality was no longer viable, and after a period of depersonalization I generated a new one that is different in some major respects, including being bisexual.

[transvampirerights]

[thecooler]

[whaleinwhite]

[beeefy]

[moringmark]