uhm uhhhh

[guooey]

Rescue cat Theodore making biscuits with all four paws :)

Cats of San Bernardino | Donate or adopt here

[guooey]

My god this sweet boy is absolutely a dish rag....

[catasters]

[evilvillain123456789]

Bad news dude. You know that 30 year old coworker you constantly talk to about eating poop, and crashing cars into hospitals & pedestrians & children, and upper management cooking & selling meth as a side gig, and cutting off eachothers feet, and having sex with roadkill? Well I found his FaceBook, and let's just say- he's a liiiiiitle problematic !

[caats]

[vamptits]

if grug honest grug a bit of a faggot.

[vamptits]

grug picking a different kind of fruit if you catch grug meaning. hunting a different type of bear.

[larval-tear]

i need a peon

[himborc]

something need doing?

[larval-tear]

my man

[xiaq]

The picture I sent my mom:

The picture I sent my husband:

[coldn1ghtz]

Me, leaning against the wall with a flirty smirk on my face: "hey good looking, what's cooking?"

The steel factory:

[frenzyarts]

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

[give-grian-rights]

-Mary Toft, 1726

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

Hold on I need to look something up

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

What

[give-grian-rights]

yeah. sorry

[hungry-skeleton]

I'm mister spine twister. I'm mister curves. I'm mister scoliosis. I'm mister Sitting Hurts

[vermillion-tones]

I'm mister heart racer, I'm mister dazed. I'm mister low blood pressure, I'm mister going to faint

[sapphling]

NEVER let men be masculine. hold the line soldiers

[gorey-gorella]

You guys are actually part of the reason why men think being feminine is terrible, weak, and bad. You guys just want men to act like 50s housewives with a woke leftist touch.

[sapphling]

thinks about making men into 50s housewives and gets so horny i fall over and hit my head and bleed out on the pavement

[crazysodomite]

i cant think of any joke to make but this image is really funy

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[superchat]

[outofcontextdiscord]

submitted by @kyn-val

[escuerzoresucitado]

[kushblazer666]

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

[depressivenihilistpacman-deacti]

im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out 

[b3au]