womp womp

jay, 21, he/him

[fagonator-ultimate]

it's me im trans ppl

[cerastes]

A footjob is not enough, I need a footcareer

[cerastes]

stop reblogging this

[mewvore]

5-25% off is a discount, 30-50% off is a deal, and 60-90% off is clearance. I'm TRUELY SICK of being lured to a clearance section for a measly 20% like please be serious

[silverfox66]

Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.

[audacityinblack]

For general graphics: use GIMP For vector graphics: use Inkscape For drawing and illustration: use Krita For print and web publishing and design: use Penpot For PDF authoring: use LibreOffice For PDF reading and form filling: use Okular

All are free, open source and cross-platform. None use AI.

[mens-rights-activia]

[mens-rights-activia]

Huzzah! Years later my appeal has won! This post can keep calm and carry on

[lemonsweet]

They're always eating everything

[degenderates]

[teaboot]

POV: Your grimdark fantasy love interest is a beagle puppy

[capitanpoops]

silly little studies

[noisesfrombeyondtheuniverse]

People on my dash were destielposting and my immediate thought was 'Oh I should double check that I'm registered to vote' my neural pathways are a lost cause

[girlbossblackbeard]

"just thought you'd be taller...mu-muscly, you know...charismatic" bruh ain't NO way Certain People had been either 1) talking about stede in such a high regard it put him up on a massive pedestal or 2) ahem....sobbing so loudly the entire god damn ship can hear it every single night for literal months...that archie fully thought stede MUST have been basically a god amongst mortals to make ed be so downbad it drove him to violent insanity

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

Archie has heard about Stede in exactly one whispered conversation when she was like "hey why's he acting so weird" and everyone was like "he got dumped by our old captain, Stede, but we dont talk about it in case it sets him off" and then Archie just started imagining a complete Adonis that drives every girl and gay he comes into contact with to madness, the pinnacle of human beauty and charisma.

[kuraga]

found this and immediately thought

[spinalfluidexplosiongirl]

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

[beansprean]

guys who have a friendship like it's an affair

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1. Waist-up of Stede and Izzy standing together on deck, speaking inaudibly. Stede is experimentally swinging a rapier around and grinning at Izzy expectantly. Izzy studies his form, one hand on his chin, brows raised as if mildly impressed. 2. Reverse shot, knees up, of Lucius leaning against a nearby mast, smoking and staring. 3. Repeat. Lucius pulls the cigarette from his mouth and raises an eyebrow, asking, "So...are you two, like, besties now?" 4. Waist up of Stede and Izzy, now standing closer with the rapier upright between them, Izzy's hands over Stede's on the hilt to adjust his grip and Stede's free hand resting on top for seemingly no reason at all. They both turn to glare toward Lucius. Stede splutters, flushed, "What?! No!!" Izzy scowls and mutters, "Fuck off, twatty." /end ID

[artsyhamster]

Love the way they came back with bandages in time and saved Izzy's life and how the captain's are now watching over him until he's well enough to set out to see with the crew again. <3

[whiskingskin]

No because yall... Izzy spent most of his life at sea. Hating, loving, learning, yearning. Repressing and expressing, losing himself and finding himself, accepting that his existence can be good, he can be good, and safe, at the same time. He was always the first to throw himself into needlessly dangerous situations- the ships protector. The ships unicorn. Living his life physically and emotionally getting tossed around by life changing waves and tides.

And they buried him on fucking land

[sungmee]

guarding the guard dog

[toboldlymuppet]

have you hugged your first mate yet??? (it is mr. “can i take my top off” con’s bday)

[raggedy-spaceman]

Literally their whole relationship in a nutshell.