Fahren Flame

Kinda goth but on an emo budget. The blue thing is just Winston, don't mind him.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thisuserhaspassed]

[desolationlesbian]

The fact that Kaiba is an angsty jerk shounen rival whose life goal is to build a theme park is beyond parody. motherfucker is literally edgy teen walt disney with dragons instead of mice. laughing maniacally and wearing leather pants while he furthers his heartless plot to…bring joy to small children? who wrote this. cursed.

[desolationlesbian]

imagine there’s this guy, right? and he’s checking every box labelled “supervillain” like his life depended on it. he’s rich. he’s a ruthless corporate scion. he’s a teen super-genius hacker inventor. he has an angsty tragic backstory and a reason to hate the world. he wears high-fashion trenchcoats with shoulderpads and unneccesary spikes. he makes dramatic speeches about how love and friendship are useless ideals that get you nowhere and you should depend on yourself alone and value only crushing your enemies. obsessively stalking our heroic protagonist in order to “defeat” him.

So what’s he doing? Where’s his doomsday device? His world domination plot? No, idiot, he’s just building roller coasters. because he really likes them.

[ryuutchi]

His adopted father was a war profiteer. Kaiba’s villain origin story is taking over his father’s trillion dollar weapons company and turning it into edgy teen Disneyland.

[couldtheycatchkira]

Could Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz solve the Kira murders?

Could catch Kira, would survive

Could not catch Kira, would survive

Could catch Kira, would not survive

Could not catch Kira, would not survive

Voting ended onNov 28, 2024

[aledethanlast]

Catch is a big word. Doof would meet Kira by accident while doing an evil scheme in Japan, but every time Kira tries to write his name into the book it doesn't work for a different backstory-related reason. He's legally an ocelot, his parents were too poor for vowels, so that's technically not how his name is spelled, he's technically not a doctor, etc.

Kira gets so irate he launches into a rant where Perry the Platypus can hear him. Doof walks into the room mid-fight, and while he never actually understands what Perry has against the kid, if a platypus tells you to square the fuck up, you square the fuck up. The lab blows up in a way that incriminates Light in a dozen Kira-unrelated crimes and he gets arrested.

On his way to getting deported Doof finds the death note. He reads the rules and never even turns around to see Ryuk before calling it idiotic and tasteless, and spends the entire plane ride home deriding the very concept.

[squamous-cel]

okay yeah you’re kinda right—

this better be in season 5

[cardstockcaster]

[ Alt Text : Tweet from Lina Posting. "Have just observed the existence of what I can Only Describe as the Culver's Transmutation Circle. Attached is an image of all of the locations of Culvers Burgers in denver on google maps ]

So of course like any neurotypical person, of which I totally am (sarcasm), i had to go check. Y'all. I do not want the "Culvers Denver Mass Transmutation Circle Event of 2025" to become the way we learn magic is real.

[ Alt Text : two images. The first one is a screenshot from Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, showing the mass transmutation circle, that covered the entire nation. The second is the SAME transmutation circle drawn over the map of Denver, rotated slightly, with 7 of the 10 points lining up near perfectly with points on the circle. There are dots on those 7 points, and x's on the 3 spots not filled in]

Anyway, felt this would do numbers on Tumblr.

[penny-anna]

The problem w writing fiction is that you'll be like tee-hee I'm going to write a story about a fucked up little scenario that's got nothing to do with anything in real life, just some pure messed up nonsense, and then you finish it and take a step back and go aw rats I made a metaphor again

[sapphofinch]

[armydreamerr]

happy fullmetal alchemist day and also mean girls day to all those who celebrate

[best-of-memes]

[celero-loves-dragons]

in this house we stan al

[tanou123]

New Orleans ❤

[doctorslippery]

Thunderstorm jazz is freaking awesome. I need an album of that. I’d sleep like a baby.

[alltangledupinblue]

“oh I’ll bet that’s Dorren… yup, that’s Doreen.”  https://www.doreensjazz.com

[petermorwood]

Reblogging not for the first nor the last time. There’s just something right about this conjunction of laid-back music and lively weather…

[fablepaint]

This is where I want to die

[marisatomay]

“This too shall pass” well can it pass a little faster jeez

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[bloodandglittertastessobitter]

Reblogging because I really need some good luck

[whatevercomestomymind]

Even if this isn't lucky, potatoes are awesome

[userparamore]

[ghost-kings-court-jester]

Saw this frame on a different reblog by @thatssroughbuddy but why does it look like Iroh is using his phone to take a photo of his nephew at a landmark

[sokkastyles]

"Uncle, make sure you get that glowy light in the picture and send it to my dad to let him know I'm about to capture the Avatar!"

[late-draft]

This was so cute I had to draw it

and of course Iroh is doing what-

[sokkastyles]

!!!!!!

Iroh posts it on social media with some caption like "look at my beautiful nephew" and Zhao comments like "is that the Avatar in the background?"

And Iroh responds, "no, it's the northern lights."

[late-draft]

This is insanely funny to me and now:

[disgustinggf]

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[creepymutelilbugger]

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

[medli20]

Making long-form webcomics is like

[asksloyxp]

God I hate storytelling if I don’t do it I will combust

[memohcomics]

Me, drawing chapter 6 where my MCs finally talk to each other.

[shadow27]

[witchofprose-deactivated2020041]

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

[untitled12573]

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

[knitmeapony]

From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic

[theprofessional-amateur]

I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.