Faience

i’m just a girl idk

[pieofdeliciousdestiny]

HE ACTUALLY WENT TO SUPERHELL FOR BEING GAY

[omtai]

How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...

[omtai]

This was me off 1 chocolate croissant

[antiquesintheattic]

fujoshi dog

[faiencex]

i’m back i guess

[ven0moth]

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

[477]

[faiencex]

mcu drinking game take a shot every time tony stark is on screen so you die before he does

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[babelien7-deactivated20150727]

the signs from most to least funny

[meta-xylene]

Yield Stop Railroad Xing Wet Floor No Parking Do Not Enter Exit Open Toll Booths Ahead Register Closed Trucks Use Low Gear School Zone

[faiencex]

thor knows all the lyrics to bitch lasagna

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[faiencex]

now that all the 90s kids are officially adults... it's time for the 00s kids to take over

[pup-fiction]

[3frraa-deactivated20170721]

scary how fast someone can mean so much to you

[its-fucking-peanut]

scary how fast you can mean nothing to someone

[milesjai-deactivated20190613]

scary how fast i switched my car insurance to geico 

[memewhore]

[fluffytherapy]

[littlestpadawan]

hey babe how bout i slip on a….. jondom

[nostalgiaandshit-blog]

[timoleonvieta-deactivated201505]

Unquestionably, my favourite simpsons clip.

[chocolate-thundadj]

Hahaha yasss

[ducklingfantasy-deactivated2019]

Hands down the best episode of the Simpsons

[impormable]