— 🛸 @failedcourse - Tumblr Blog

astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.

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dumbpuppyfag

can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.

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simplyjustfucked

counterpick-me-irl

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

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phluphfy

ghostlight gravekeep ghoulboss

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datadegroove-deactivated2026042

I made pond scum flavor cookies do you want to try one

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fairycosmos

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

doing-90mph-in-central-london

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

eccentricecologist

Out of my way, bothersome footnote, I'm about to get it

Hooooly shit

Is the seduction hat™ working?

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baweiii

ghost--bot

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paper-mario-wiki

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And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus

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renicula

mandrellaeffect

[ID: Twitter screencap from @ slimerobots reads “woke up midflight, made this note, immediately went back to sleep”

Underneath is an image from a notes app:

“begone you foul demon cotton eyed joe, thy grasp on this plane faded long ago, from whence you came, there you shall go, i seal thee away, cotton eyed joe” /end ID]

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