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blake kathryn
Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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JVL
@theartofmadeline
Not today Justin
Stranger Things
Today's Document
Xuebing Du
oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Love Begins
KIROKAZE
dirt enthusiast
RMH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Product Placement
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@mandrellaeffect
[ID: Post from The Verge reads, “Call of Duty removes streamer’s skin after homophobic comments.” The post includes a link to presumably an article about the incident.A response reads, “the punishment is a bit medieval but I appreciate the enthusiasm .” Below, a chat bubble from Feena Wooper reads, “And on pride month? Flay.” The comment has been marked with a heart reaction. /End ID]
Last day of May!!!
I have no idea where I found this but I’ve had it on my camera for like 9 months
[ID: The first image is a closeup on Justin Timberlake's face, smiling and staring directly at the camera. A rainbow pride flag is overlaid on his face and it's captioned "It's gonna be gay"
The second image is the "Dawn of The Final Day -24 Hours Remain-" image. End ID]
unrestrained summer fun
[ID: photograph of a beach with the sun setting over the water. in the foreground there is a blurry possum with its face close to the camera, looking content. end ID.]
these hips don't lie, and those hips don't tell the truth. how do you navigate out of this labyrinth
LMAO and Loam have the same letters. coincedence? or is this another shining truth that earth and soil is joyous and plentiful
[Image ID: Tweet from Bummer T. Vibes, Esq (@/ VibesBummer) reading: Before google maps you just had a buddy in another car who said "follow me" then proceeded to run a late yellow at the next intersection. /End ID]
Always love how much folklore especially creature folklore emphasizes that there is a way for you to win. These are the steps to ensure the dead don't rise: take them out through a hole in the wall and give them iron shoes. Vampires cannot abide sunlight. If you hear a dog howl on a churchyard path turn around and get home as fast as you can. Iron and salt and the colour red. None of this doomed idea, the world is incomprehensible but if you're a bit clever you'll survive it just fine, there's always ways out.
Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote
This is a real picture taken by photographer Keinichi Ohno. It's a single photo of a bird standing at the edge of some water with a wall and its reflection creating a fascinating optical illusion.
Polk loves to pose as though she has never known joy.
My sister-in-law (husband’s sister) was supposed to get married this fall but due to some immature/concerning behavior by her fiancé, the wedding and engagement were called off. (I don’t want to be too specific, but there were sudden red flags, followed by his sudden decision that he wanted to postpone the wedding months or years despite the fact that most of it was paid for already).
I explained the delicate situation to my mom, as my sister-in-law is letting the news get out by word-of-mouth from the immediate family rather than an awkward “unsave-the-date”. My mom obviously told my own family.
Apparently my dad was so angry by the behavior of this guy that in the lunchroom at work he made everybody listen to the whole story (censoring names and identifying details) and said “I’m not crazy, right? This guy sucks!” And then reported back to me all his different coworkers that agreed this guy sucks, as well as their variety of ages/genders to indicate widespread consensus.
Organically sourced AITA reddit thread.
I wasn’t sure if my vibes about this post would come across over text but you all picked up exactly what I was putting down.
I remember back when I used to have time to draw funny things.
[ID: an illustration of Frollo, from Hunchback of Notre Dame, in swim trunks at a beach. Hugo, the short and squat gargoyle from the same movie, has the back of Frollo’s trunks in his teeth, expression annoyed, and is pulling them down to reveal the top of Frollo’s buttcheeks in a pose referencing the Coppertone girl and dog advertisement. Frollo is a thin, frail looking old man with one hand up to his cheek in a coquette-ish pose. The color of his swim trunks mimics the color scheme of the robes he wears in the movie, and are mainly black with a thin stripe of red and edged in purple. /end ID]
sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem
and sometimes you're not welcome
This Be The Verse - Philip Larkin (1971)
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This Be the Verse
They fuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you.
But they were fucked up in their turn By fools in old-style hats and coats, Who half the time were soppy-stern And half at one another’s throats.
Man hands on misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, And don’t have any kids yourself.
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They want you to come see their screamo metal band
Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn’t think of the word ‘library’, so I said ‘book ranch’. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for ‘librarian’.
“Cowbook! Like cowboy! No…Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hard…”
and just now I heard him yell “BOOKAROO” from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice i’ve ever heard
“Howdy, pardner. Name’s Tex. Biblio Tex.”
Certified Library Post
had a fucked up dream i had a book that turned out could never be read again the same as the first time because each reread the characters became incrementally more aware that the events of the book had happened before and they were “reliving” it and i reread enough times that they became self aware, figured out they were in a book, acknowledged me as the reader, and some lost their minds or had existential crises, became violent to other characters or themselves, some begged me to never stop reading or they ceased to exist and others begged me to end it all stop reading and keeping them trapped in the endless loop of torment, and the literal only way to get the book back to its first run was to hand it off to someone else to read for the first time and for some reason i physically couldn’t tell anyone about it so i’d have to just hope whoever i gave it to would only read it once and i could never open the book again to check if they were okay and back to normal because i was terrified of fucking them all up again :(
i'm glad people are finding this fun as a concept and making references to stuff that this reminds them of but i really gotta express how bad of a nightmare this was for me. i had fallen in love with the original story and characters (though on waking i couldn't tell you the details), unintentionally warped their story beyond recognition, and found myself an unwitting god that could not provide mercy for some without doling torment to others. one of the characters started offing themselves every time i started another reread. stress dream doesn't even begin to cover it
