"Good looks and speed win every time"

Interested in little old me? vell... can't say I'm to surprised. Being Mizo's right hand man does have it's perks, but vhen one dresses as vell as I do you have little need for such things. Zhe names Razer, sure you roundears have heard it before, although I'm retired from racing, vord DOES still get around. Feel free to leave one of your little questions in my ask, just be sure not to ask TO MANY questions mm?, who knows VHAT... misfortunes may happen, vhy you could take a swim and DROWN. Jak and Daxter RP group: http://jakdaxterroleplay.tumblr.com/

[kr0c]

[fairfairsoul-blog]

The Matrix has you, Razer.

Pity for zhem.

[havensbestracer]

this is how Razer/Erol works

[fairfairsoul-blog]

You should really find a new way to get my attention, my cigarettes aren’t bottomless contrary to popular belief.

And my jacket is not your personal handle.

[havensbestracer]

Ah, but it works. You need to be ordered around a bit more, I think.

[fairfairsoul-blog]

Is zhat so? Vell... Perhaps I've been too soft on you.

[fairfairsoul-blog]

Are you hiding something under the gloves? Like... really hairy knuckles or maybe a tattoo of a rainbow? :P ;)

Quite zhe inquisitive little one, aren't you.

[fairfairsoul-blog]

I'm really shaking in my boots here, Razer. You'll start admiring yourself in a mirror before you can end me. Then I'll walk off, like everyone else. I don't think you've ever shoved anyone into the ocean either. I think you'd be so dumb that you'd try to drive your car in and use it as a boat, while your enemy is standing on the pier and shaking their head. You're a useless butt pirate who can't even get butt piracy right.

...Do I know you?

[havensbestracer]

this is how Razer/Erol works

[[makes perfect sense]]

[fairfairsoul-blog]

You should really find a new way to get my attention, my cigarettes aren't bottomless contrary to popular belief.

And my jacket is not your personal handle.

[becausewefuckingcan]

[formerlyblitzman-blog]

It’s okay to be gay  let’s rejoice with the boys  in the gay way…  Hooray for the kind  of man that you will find  in the gay way…  Hooray for the man! 

Razer this isn’t the movie I wanted to borrow….

[fairfairsoul-blog]

Apologies, I was meant to give zhis to zhe commander.

[fairfairsoul-blog]

How the hell did you end up as Mizo's right hand? You yap so much that you bore people to death, and then they just leave, before you can finish killing them! It's inefficient.

/FLIPS DESKTOP

/BURSTS INTO MIZO'S OFFICE

"MIZO"

"I WANT TO PLACE A HIT."

[fairfairsoul-blog]

Your ears are looooong!

All zhe better to hear your screams as your vehicle tumblr down zhe gutter.

[fairfairsoul-blog]

So who got the lucky job of having to put the aquarium window back together? :P

My poor crocopup leather gloves...

[fairfairsoul-blog]

Indeed, it makes up a large portion of our "arts and crafts".

[fairfairsoul-blog]

Hypothetical time! Mizo wants you to seduce King Sig! Do you a) try to get out of it by politely recommending another course of action, b) agree because Sig is totally hot, or c) tell Mizo to go seduce Sig himself?!

Vhy stick vith one option?

[fairfairsoul-blog]

Relax Mizo, I doubt zhe commander has any recollection of zhat night anyvay.

[fairfairsoul-blog]

Have you been able to get Erol into a threesome with G.T. yet? :D

Vell zhere vas zhis one night...

[fairfairsoul-blog]

Do you have a thing for red-heads? :3

[fairfairsoul-blog]

Do you know how to make cement shoes? :P

You're asking an awful lot of questions for a Bar Maid.

If you're not careful you'll soon know zhe answer to zhat question.

[fairfairsoul-blog]

Does the razor cut you when you shave, or do you cut the razor?

Hilarious, you should be a comedian.