Tout vient à point à qui sait attendre.

Anneliesse|| Honestly, I have no idea. || Puerto Rico

[broad-city]

[striders]

literally every skin and hair care professional in the world: hot showers are really damaging!!!

me, stepping out of the shower into a bathroom filled floor to ceiling with steam, my skin glowing neon pink after i’ve scrubbed every inch of my body raw under boiling water: Interesting!

[tooiconic]

This is a call out.

[such-justice-wow]

Both are good!

[aivopaahdin-blog]

Fucking finally! Some good news for us hot shower lovers!

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Who showers in their underwear?

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Show us the cartoon dick you cowards

[im-the-batmann]

Male Country Songs:

I got my Truck, my Beer, my Dog

Female Country Songs:

I am going to kill my husband.

[angelmutual]

“Change is inevitable. No matter if it’s good or bad, change is one of the few things in life you can always rely on. Don’t fear it, but feel reassured - you won’t live the same life all along.”

— t.k (via timbllr)

[grapesvape-deactivated20160726]

[pukicho]

When's your bedtime :)

Whenever I next collapse is purely up to the gods

[jst4kicks]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

my pet: *does anything*

me:

[youngsamberg]

my favorite samberg meme is finding weird pictures of him deep in the internet with no context

please feel free to add your favorite no-context pics of sambags below

[roy-kent]

[minim-calibre]

[lemonsharks]

[back-that-sass-up]

what did we as the human race do to deserve him

[brittany-murphy]

[boohwanj-deactivated20240316-de]

2018-04-09

[unshrink]

its been 5 years since i said ‘my diet starts tomorrow’

[kiwi]

“you’re so polite!” thank you i have anxiety

[bewiubciueniocneoiheroihreoerfn]

no one looks dumber than a guy who calls a girl ugly after he was just hitting on her

[assassinregrets]

a guy who calls a girl a whore for not sleeping with him is a strong contender

[actionables]

they’re the same guy

[theolduvaigorge]

Dancing Goddesses

These are AWESOME.

(Source: Nina Paley)

[recuperationdisliker]

special shout outs to

[serotnin]

trying to do anything while dissociating

[ypoos]