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@fairie-punk
be nicer to sex workers
u need to engage with sex workers as actual workers of the same class as u and not victims who need saving. u need to show respect for us publicly further than just reblogging our promos and posts abt giving us money. u need to publicly support full service workers. u need to not expose sex workers to ur puritanical, reactionary followers. u need to be nicer to sex workers.
what is your LEAST favorite stitch?
I don't like counted work at fucking all. So: the cross stitch.
reading this as someone who does cross stitch but is scared of the other kinds of embroidery is like overhearing an incredibly tall and buff person say they have beef with Mr. Tom, the kitten that chills at the bookstore
FUCK Mr. Tom and his stupid little fluffy tail ok. And his little charted designs.
Okay, but this neglects the true villain of embroidery stitches: the French knot
Don't you dare malign my girl again
Ok the french knot is very useful but it is a BITCH to do it consistently
We talk about how this website’s hate mail game is insane, but this might just be a new level
"skill issue" made entirely from French knots is a next level roast. no coming back from that one. damn
call me crazy but I think it'd be easier if surgeons learned how to operate on fat bodies instead of expecting every single fat person to lose weight before getting surgery
I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.
#my environmental science teacher in sophomore year had a classroom snake. and it was exactly like this#just a bunch of teenagers gently passing a snake to each other and doing lab work#and the snake would be like. yup. im just here.
no one is allowed in my haunted mansion. not even ghost or creepy ghoul. i want to be by myself for a bit
The Vulgate Cycle repeatedly outright describes Lancelot as intelligent, well-educated and polite, you know, the things expected of chivalrous knight of noble birth. Then he does things that indicate the opposite. I kind of love that, actually. Our most glorious and refined knight, Sir Lancelot, who was raised by a fairy in a lake and is known for mauling people with little to no provocation. To me, he feels semi-feral and not in a Tumblr funnyman way, in an under-socialized child raised by wolves kind of way. The ‘Sir Lancelot is a courteous and refined knight.’ rhetoric almost feels like Camelot propaganda to offset his social blunders and misdeeds.
He just crawled out of a lake. It is literally his first day on earth.
Camelot: Sir Lancelot is a courteous and refined knigt.
Sir Lancelot:
big wet eyes and everything
So he’s a Tumblr Sexyman?
I’m trying very hard to make it happen.
youll need to make him more unconventionally attractive
-TH White
Handmade polymer clay White-headed Vulture sculpture painted with acrylics.
it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao
like so much of Everything today is premised on the idea that the earth-shattering catastrophe which happened within living memory of everyone older than a third grader has had no meaningful material or psychological effects on the general public and i don't think that's good, lol.
"(some of) the top-line economic indicators (sorta) recovered (in most places) so everything is fine and we don't need to talk about it" is not a sustainable framework for interfacing with reality
"why is everyone so angry and paranoid now?" "why is politics so dysfunctional now?" "why is [x] [y] and [z] now? blah blah blah"
2020:
when you see a tumblr poll with this picture attached and you know it's time to lock the fuck in lest you get a bad grade in an impromptu absurdist pop quiz you didn't know you were about to take
A mole found its way into our house somehow and our cat has NO IDEA what to do about it.
Come to think of it, I also have no idea what to do about it.
If we're being really honest, the mole was also unclear of her motives, so I think we were all a bit confused.
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British Library, Harley MS 3244, c. 1236-1250, folio 64r
the other day i learned that taking a long time to fall asleep is called “sleep latency” which is just the funniest thing to me tbh
napping is easy because your brain is connecting to the Sleep Server at low traffic hours for your region.
when everyone is trying to get on the Sleep Server during high traffic hours, night in your region, the lag is at its worst and many people can’t even connect to the server at all that’s why falling asleep at night is hard thank you for coming to my ted talk
MY FUCKING CAR
this fanfiction shit easy af
I know we talk a lot about the literacy crisis and the horrible anti-intellectualism happening rn but I think we need to talk more about how much of an entitlement complex the stupidest among us have developed
Hey there other peopless children did you know that dictionary.com is a hamndy damndy website you can KEEP OPEN ON ANOTHSR FUCKING TAB
