* FAIRCHILD // MORGENSTERN

[multibcrn-deactivated20210905]

@fairkid​ asked: ❝ Today my friend simon pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him would be I’d get pushed way less. ❞

“Someone pushed you?” Jace’s eyes flashed with something, probably just irritation, but there was something there in his belly that he wasn’t entirely familiar with. “If you need help killing someone, Clary, the only thing you have to raise is my stele.”

[fairkid]

“it’s a joke,” clary clarified. “no need to go all sword fight about it, plus, simon’s basically like a brother to me, don’t tell me your siblings never push you?” 

[fairkid]

multibcrn​:

“uh,” jace replied intelligently, missing a step in his pace to get over to her. “clary, do you realise where we are right now? this is decidedly not the best time to get me all…. bothered.” he hissed, flashing her a smile to let her know he wasn’t actually too annoyed.

maybe being a tease in a police station was- okay it definitely was inappropriate, but to her defense they were barely past the security guard. “oh, don’t tell me you’re afraid of luke.” she was just popping in for a small visit to ask her father figure if they could move the whole intimidate the boyfriend dinner.

[fairkid]

@multibcrn​ for jace <3

“is that a stele in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”

[fairkid]

Clary has appeared!  What to do?

Awkward hug

Throw salt

Insult

Confess

[justanotherrpmeme]

Send 💬  for me to make you a starter with a random line of dialogue from this generator.

[ifworthyarchived-blog]

witchstock:

Nobody controls what I do!!! Nobody! Not even me! I’m out of control but only I control that!

[fairkid]

@embracedself​​ | cont. from here

“I’ve missed you as well,” He gave her a soft smile, unable to stop himself. He and his parabatai, Alec, had just returned from a mission. “Help me get this blood off my shirt later?” He requested, smiling again rather wanly. He was tired from all the fighting, but now that he had Clary he had a second wind in his system.

“We should go to your room.” Jace decided softly. “Maybe take a nap.”

“I’m coming with you next time.” It wasn’t a request, but a promise. If he was going to endanger himself then she was going to be right next to him, watching his back. She knew that Alec was a good parabatai, and that she shouldn’t worry but she couldn’t help it. 

“I could use one.” She slept better when he was around and when he wasn’t... the opposite thing happened. 

[fairkid]

- ”Stop! This is not the will of the angels.”

                                                 but it’s my will

[seafoamsthetic]

MY FAVORITE VINES a sentence starter - 1/???

❝ What the FUCK is up ___? No– what did you SAY, what the FUCK dude? Step the FUCK up ____. ❞

❝ You have been stopped! ❞

❝ You better watch out, you better watch oUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH–. ❞

❝ Today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him would be I’d get pushed way less. ❞

❝ Well now, calm down, we don’t wanna panic at the disco. ❞

❝ Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle? ❞

❝ Oh my god, why can’t you just take the freakin’ complimEEEENT? ❞

❝ What the FUCK _____? ❞

❝ That’s is NOT correct. Because according to the encyclopedia of _____. ❞

❝ STOOOOP. I could have dropped my croissant! ❞

❝ Okay you know what, you’re on time out! Get on top of the fridge! Get up there! ❞

❝ This house is a fucking NIGHTMARE” ❞

❝ Honey that’s a flyer for a lawn service . ❞

❝ Hey hey hey, kids, kids! … [MUSE’S NAME IN ALL CAPS]!!! … Honey can you be quiet, I’m just trying to do something. ❞

❝ On all levels except physical, I am a wolf. ❞

❝ I won’t hesitate, bitch. ❞

❝ Road work ahead? Uh, YEAH, I sure hope it does! ❞

❝ I love you, bitch! I ain’t gonna ever stop loving you– BITCH! ❞

❝ Waddup, I’m ____ I’m [age] and I never fucking learned how to read. ❞

❝ Miss me with that gay shit. ❞

❝ Go back to sleep, and STARVE. ❞

❝ This is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you! ❞

❝ ___ stop. Stop. ___ stop, you’re going to get in trouble. ❞

❝ I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me! ❞ 

❝ Waaait a minute. Who are you? ❞

❝ I’ve never been to oovoo javer. ❞

❝ How do you know what’s good for me? ❞

❝ That’s my opINIOOOOOOON! ❞

❝ Ah, fuck– I can’t believe you’ve done this. ❞

[sobbing] ❝ I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets. ❞

❝ Uuh, I’m not finished. ❞

❝ First off, let’s— oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do? ❞

❝ Hey, turn off the flash you fucking moron! ❞ 

[rp-memes-musings-blog]

Random Starters  Feel free to change pronouns/wording!  “You’re looking awfully happy today, who did you kill?” “I almost came to your house drunk at 3am yesterday, you can thank me I didn’t.” “Is knocking a thing of the past? Last I checked, you don’t just let yourself in.” “I don’t hate you, that requires even a shred of care.” “You look all dressed up, meeting someone important?” “If you come near me again, I’ll make sure it’s your final defiance.” “Get out. Just get out.” “Fuck you.” “Do you know how far I had to run to get here? You owe me an explanation.” “Well, aren’t we friendly?” “Lay off it, will you?” “I don’t have to explain myself to you, or anyone. Now leave.” “I’m uh- kind of bleeding over here, mind helping me?” “Did you honestly think I wouldn’t find out?” “I didn’t know you cared for her/him/them so much.” “Stop, you’re making everything worse.” “I wouldn’t be laughing so hard if you didn’t make a right fool of yourself.” “And there you go again, lying.” “I didn’t think I’d see you here.” “Calm down, I’m not here to hurt you.” “I love her/him/them. I’m sorry.” “How about you fuck off?” “Can we… forget I said that?” “Why would you say that?” “Did you think it would all just work out? Did you think I’d be all forgiving? Well I’m not, and I think deep down you knew that.” “Fine, just throw me away, like you did all the others before me.” “All right, own up. Who touched my chocolate.” “Do you think this is stupid? Never mind, you always see the negative.” “Put that down before you hurt yourself.” “Get on with it then.” “You look nervous.” “Did you hurt him/her/them?”

[herestotheunknown]

Clarissa, you are my greatest creation. Not Jonathan, not Jace. You are.

[rp-starters-ask-box-fillers]

Shadowhunters S2 sentence starters

“You think this is easy?! You know me, you know I don’t want to hurt anyone.”  “I wasn’t lying about what I said. There’s something about her/him. I haven’t felt this way in a long time.” “I can’t believe I let you talk me into this.” “I promise. If it ever comes to that, I won’t let him take you alive.” “I thought I smelled cocky…” “Isn’t it time we kissed and made up?” “What’s this all about? I’m not complaining but…” “I just thought we could take the next step.” “It was all in the past! Ancient history. Right now, I’m here with you.” “I don’t have anyone who cares about me.”  “Oh my God! Is this blood?!” “Look, I volunteered in a hospital and I know what real blood smells like.”  “Have you joined a cult again?” “Believe me, this wasn’t an easy decision. But you crossed a line!” “The fear of loneliness has always been your Achilles’ heel.” “You don’t do well losing those you love, do you?” “Show some respect for the dead.” “Well, you look like you could use a drink…and a towel.” “We are your family now.” “All these years of training and you’re just going to call it off?” “I can’t…I can’t live without him/her.” “Oh there you are! And there he is, my baby.” “You have a target on your back.” “Which body part? You know, don’t answer that!” “Honey, there’s still so much you don’t know.” “You really don’t get it, do you? You didn’t risk anything for me, you did it for you.” “What? Are you seriously doing this right now? Right now?!” “You experimented on me?”  “Look, I am who I am. You are who you are. All the magic in the world can’t change that, so let’s just try to make the best of it.” “Okay, I’ve actually never told anyone about this.”  “That wasn’t your fault.”

[fairkid]

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