>>fairuz rougeaux

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[contemptible-scoundrel]

just roundhouse kicked an angels halo smoove off

[swarnpert]

is a man not entitled to the sweat dripping down his own balls?

[swarnpert]

‘No!’ Says Lil Jon, ‘it belongs to the window.’

‘No!’ Say the Ying Yang Twins, ‘it belongs to the wall.’

[alugard]

alien reblogging a video of me cutting my own bangs in the bathroom mirror: awww cute

alien 2: this is NOT cute, humans only exhibit this behavior while experiencing extreme distress

[girlikeahole]

morning/night person is a false dichotomy because its impossible to have any energy at any point of the day

[kosmogrl]

[fairycosmos]

crossfaded on physical and mental illness

[milfsisyphus]

easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.

[panulyx]

Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.

[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[onthefloorinthedirtwiththefilth]

Live by the sword laugh by the sword love by the sword

[carnivaldemiurge]

I need to vomit up a black sludge. That would fix me.

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

[jemmalynette]

Maybe all the things you thought made you you aren’t really…you. Barbie (2023) / Fight Club (1999)

[lesbian-shakespeare]

[rivertigo]

I need to listen to music intravenously

[openingadoor]

The internet is an evil place where you will meet the Greatest people of All Time

[ahno-nimus]

I need to be able to use mind control on myself

[blackforestbride]

my body is a machine that makes headaches