>>fairuz rougeaux

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[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[damazcuz]

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

[zoesupreme]

Marvel really fumbled Blade so bad Mahershala Ali said okay I'm gonna do my own Blade knockoff and make him muslim. and it fucks.

[3rabbit]

daughter (non-practicing)

[3rabbit]

sister (deadbeat)

[caffeinatedopossum]

(remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remember-

[fairouxx]

literally me writing an accounting of our family’s toxicity lore to finally share with my youngest sibling

[dragon-in-a-fez]

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

[mangonetics]

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

[transfemininomenon]

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

I could jerk off to any Rothko dead sober

[contemptible-scoundrel]

just roundhouse kicked an angels halo smoove off

[swarnpert]

is a man not entitled to the sweat dripping down his own balls?

[swarnpert]

‘No!’ Says Lil Jon, ‘it belongs to the window.’

‘No!’ Say the Ying Yang Twins, ‘it belongs to the wall.’

[alugard]

alien reblogging a video of me cutting my own bangs in the bathroom mirror: awww cute

alien 2: this is NOT cute, humans only exhibit this behavior while experiencing extreme distress

[girlikeahole]

morning/night person is a false dichotomy because its impossible to have any energy at any point of the day

[kosmogrl]

[fairycosmos]

crossfaded on physical and mental illness

[milfsisyphus]

easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.

[panulyx]

Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.