@fairweatherhuman - Tumblr Blog

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

armengoldira

crazy-brazilian

suchcrispwhimsy

never been seen in the same room together

kosmogrl

the thing is, it’s never too late for anyone to start over except me. I’m doomed and it’s over for me

contemptible-scoundrel

SOLARPUNK WHO REALLY LIKES YOGURT: I think we as a community need to have a serious discussion about the erasure of chobanis foundational contributions to solarpunk theory

MILLENIAL BURGER CHAIN RUN BY ANTS: [high-pitched stomp clap hey music] here at bürgR, we do things a liiiiittle differently. it all started with one crazy idea: what if there was a burger with truffle fries... that was REALLY small

INSECURE MERCENARY: no no it's okay when I kill people it's not like I enjoy it I'm not some sicko who likes hurting people I'm just doing it for money

GUY WHO IS PRETENDING AN AMULET IS CURSED SO HE CAN KEEP IT FOR HIMSELF: ahhhh no man I'm feeling really sinister right now, like if you took this from me I might go crazy, I think I might be coveting this a little too much, it might be cursed, you probably don't want this, you shouldn't take my precious- I mean whaaaat what was that lol I didn't mean to call it "my precious" lmao the curse must be affecting me

SEALED DEITY EMINEM: I'm beginning to feel like a trapped god trapped god

GUY WHO THINKS EVERYTHING IS A NICKNAME: have you all listened to the new playboi cartholomew album yet

pmamtraveller

By Gervasio Troche

wyrmicelli

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

snowown

freakoutgirl

the internet seems like a distant dream

freakoutgirl

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

catgirltitties

ok so write that down

shamebats

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

shamebats

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.