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they/them eat shit batman

[bcaaaaz]

But I’m a Cheerleader (1999)

[goodscreencaps]

[straightboyfriend]

discourse 2016

straight people are gay

[sacred-portal]

[af-hverju]

me: why are you destroying earth!!!

aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak

me: thats fair i understand

[nerdypersonwithwings]

For some reason I find this all the more amusing because it’s written in English

[af-hverju]

moi: pourquoi vous détruisez le monde!!! l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah ça c'est bien

[languageoclock]

ich: warum zerstört ihr die erde!!!

aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen müssen

ich: das ist fair ich verstehe

[sprachtraeume]

ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!! aliens: af því að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumál sem þau þurfa að tala ég: oh, það er vit í þessu. ég skil.

[pory-gon-2]

ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!

aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken

ik: oh zo, ik snap het

[perilegs]

minä: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?

alienit: koska tääl on ihmisiä joitten mielestä englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten täytyy puhua

minä: toi on reilua, ymmärrän

[polyglottica]

私: どうして地球を滅ぼしているんですか？

宇宙人: 英語しか喋る必要がないと思う人がいるからです

私: なるほど、わかりました

[lingumaniac]

me: Wosück maakt ji de Welt twei!!!

aliens: wieldat dat Lüüd gifft, de dinkt dat Engelsch de allenige Spraak weer, de een snacken mütt

me: jo, daar seggst wat. Nu versta ik’t

[somalang]

aniga: dhulka maxaad u burburinaya !!!

shisheeyaha: dadka intiisa badani u malaynayaan in Ingiriisidu tahay afka oo kaliya ay u baahan yihiin inay la hadlaan

aniga: waxaan fahamsanahay. waa wax cadaalad

[zhanaform]

我：你们为什么在毁灭地球?！！

外星人：因为有人以为他们只会英语就可以了

我：懂了，说得有道理

[natsui]

ako: bakit niyo sinisira ang mundo!!!

taga-ibang planeta: kasi merong mga taong akala nila Ingles lang ang kailangan nilang matutunang lenggwahe

ako: ah, sige naiintindihan ko

[katsudonski]

Aku : kenapa kau hancurkan bumi!!! Alien : karena masih banyak orang berpikir hanya bahasa inggris satu-satunya bahasa yang terpenting Aku : oh, oke lah..

[belisencia]

tôi: tại sao các người hủy diệt trái đất!!! người ngoài hành tinh: bởi vì có người nghĩ rằng tiếng Anh là thứ tiếng duy nhất mà họ cần biết tôi: ồ thế thì tôi hiểu

[aphdoitsu-deactivated20170414]

Eu: Por que vocês estão destruindo a Terra?! Aliens: Porque há pessoas que pensam que o inglês é a única língua que eles precisam falar. Eu: Isso é justo, eu entendo.

[wednesdaythunder]

jag: varför förintar ni jorden!!!

utomjordingar: för det finns folk som tror att engelska är det ända språket de behöver kunna

jag: rimligt, jag förstår

[useless-czechrepfacts]

Já: Proč ničíte Zemi?

Mimozemšťani: Protože tu jsou lidé, kteří si myslí, že angličtina je jediný jazyk, který potřebují znát

Já: To je fér, to chápu.

[useless-polandfacts]

ja: dlaczego niszczycie Ziemię?

kosmici: ponieważ są ludzie, którzy myślą, że angielski to jedyny język, którego potrzebuję

ja: rozumiem, w porządku

[vyrkann]

io: perchè state distruggendo la terra!!!

alieni: perchè ci sono delle persone che credono che l’inglese sia l’unica lingua di cui hanno bisogno

io: capisco, mi sembra giusto

[rad-and-sleepy]

Yo: porqué estás destruyendo la tierra!?!?

Extraterrestre: porque hay personas quienes creen que inglés es la única lengua que se tiene que hablar.

Yo: te entiendo, es justo.

[haxyr3]

Я: Почему вы уничтожаете Землю?!?! Инопланетяне: Потому что есть люди, которые считают, что им нужно говорить только по-английски. Я: А, ну понятно, тогда ладно!

[jenroses]

A modern Rosetta stone.

[forsythiahill]

The pond in Summer where my husband works at Crutchfield in Charlottesville, Virginia. I can’t wait to see GREEN again and wildflowers!

[bvddhist]

+

[girinma]

[durbikins]

GameFreak is asleep; post fat Pikachu

[rednines]

hey guys

FRUIT BY THE FUCK

[depndent-deactivated20161012]

reblog this post if you want your abuser dead

every reblog is the equivalent of one (1) uncomfortable nonsurvivor ^^

[closingtomb]

I’m requesting some help to raise another $387 for my weekly rent of $490, which is due by the end of tomorrow (16/5/16 - AEST timezone). Unfortunately I can’t afford this myself as I currently only receive $285/week in social security payments, and I’m still waiting for my subsidised housing application to be processed. I have a neurological condition that leaves me bedbound (medical reports), so it’s also impossible to move into a cheaper shared accommodation due to inaccessibility & discrimination, and it’s unlikely I can compete for a rental property with my low income.  

The manager at my current accommodation would like me to leave asap - the last date at my place is set at 1st June and I’m unsure whether an extension to this is even possible. So I desperately need my government housing application (incl. temp housing) to be successful. A disability-related requirement is that I have access to ongoing home care to maintain an apartment. I need to pay $500 by Thursday 19th May to my home care agency for some outstanding invoices (see details). I also need to maintain a $200/week payment plan to my private paramedic service so that I can have transport when it comes time to move.  

I would really appreciate some help with these expenses, I know I’ve had this fundraiser for a while now and getting government subsidised housing will significantly reduce the amount of assistance I need.  Please consider making a donation at this link (no PayPal account needed), at this second link (PayPal account required; no fee for PayPal balance transfers), or to [email protected] in countries where PayPal.me is unavailable. Thank you all for your support!!

[gabriellorca]

Hey guys! Please donate to Angie if you can. She’s a close friend of mine. It’s a dire situation and she deserves compassion and a roof over her head. Any amount helps, even a dollar or two. It all adds up. Please help keep her safe!

[bloomflowersbloom]

[no-chill-at-all]

[casualhibiscus]

[long-ago-1234567890]

the worst image ive ever seen is this one

[houndland]

[dongboss]

he looks like someone just made fun of him behind his back but he heard the whole thing

[fedexpressionism]