Dead Inside

Hello there and welcome to my blog! I am an anxious bitch. This blog is a clusterfuck of my interests. A Scorpio, Slytherin, High Lady, and grey witch resides here. (Icon by artist Sakimichan- http://sakimichan.tumblr.com/)

[celesse]

Spoopy 🌿👻🪦👻🌿

Overgrown Cemetery, the first prompt for Drawtober!

[worldhammerer-old]

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

[jamesspadersnortingspafflines]

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who's biting a tree real hard

[elf-kid2]

Maple syrup vampire husband

[laughoutloud-club]

We’d all be witches lets be honest

[hell-much]

Stairs in my brother’s guest room.

Fuck getting up them drunk.

Trying to get down, when hungover, still drunk and you really have to pee. That’s when they get you.

[homopower]

Home architects really woke up one day and chose violence.

[queenvtheconqueror]

That is the kind of architect i wanted to be

[petermorwood]

That last staircase looks like it’s made of recycled school desktops.

[emtgin]

Can we get the stairchair up these?

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

if i were anakin i wouldve made c3po rose gold or maybe silver tbh… his current color makes him look like a walking trumpet

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

catch the new rose gold c3po 6s

[cozy-fish-crow]

me: *orders food*

the app: The Food Will Be Ready 30 Minutes From Now :)

me, checking the order a minute later: food? is ready? please?

[spongebob--screenshots]

!!!!!!!!!ITS THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF SPONGEBOB TOMORROW!!!!!!!!

[spongebob--screenshots]

21ST ANNIVERSARY TODAY!!!!!

[spongebob--screenshots]

22ND ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!!!!

[bahookies]

someone: where do you see yourself in 10 years?

me: 

[sleepsafe]

i like all those secret dogs underneath very stealthy

[iguanamouth]

one of my favorite episodes from atla was where this whole village hated avatars because they thought that kyoshi murdered this guy a long time ago and the whole gang spends the entire episode finding all this evidence that she never did it but the village doesnt believe them and it looks like aangs going to be found guilty but finally near the end her spirit appears to everyone and shes like yeah i killed that guy he was a dick

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

[smartaveragebears]

hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now

[oknope]

short horror story: old picture of me 

[arsonistblue]

hello there i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and i wake up every day with perfect eyeliner and zero body hair

[arsonistblue]

hi i'm a woman in an apocalypse who raids abandoned shops for supplies but i never need pads or tampons because i never have my period

[arsonistblue]

hi i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and this hunting jacket was my father's. he was a woman's size 4

[princessesfanarts]

By i.reti

[transgenderer]

maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options

[basicallyborderline]

you know my name… and also my story cause i overshare 24/7 tbh

[divesting]

i didn’t mean to be ugly, it just sorta happened

[meladoodle]

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

[looqa]

is this the same dad that once called you dad

[meladoodle]

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit