[the-cipher-diary]

they call me profen because i be

[deactivatedblog2021-deactivated]

i do not think therefore i do not am❤️

[fairy-humor-deactivated20210822]

i want what they have

[kazland]

Three narrow dogs drinking together at backbar

acrylic, water pastel

10x20″ panel

KAZLAND - 2017

[pascalcampion]

Today is the day

#pascalcampion

[tuesdayalissia]

wow!

[theflyingpimphat]

Big lamp.

[jellisdraws]

ŁÅMP

[headspace-hotel]

LAMP

[humansofnewyork]

“My husband got involved with a younger woman at work.  I was relaxed about it at first.  He’s thirteen years younger than me, so I thought: ‘Shit happens.’  But then she got pregnant.  Luckily through the divorce process I had the opportunity to take over this shithole place with no heating, which I’ve turned into an art studio. And now I’m living my best life.  Everything is for sale except the pink chandelier and the dog.  Anyone is free to stop by at anytime.  You can eat or drink whatever you want.  All the young people in the neighborhood love me.  I’m the oldest person in our friend group.  Everyone else is in their twenties or thirties.  They call me Queen Mama.  I call them my adopted kids.  I always help them with their school projects and resumes and interviews.  I only ask one thing in return.  Each of them has to teach me one new thing every week: a piece of music, a trend, an idea.  Just so I can stay up to date.  Before you take the photograph, let me go inside and put on some make-up.  We were out until 2 AM last night.” (Amsterdam, The Netherlands)

[titenoute]

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

Current Reductress headlines

[mariopowertennis]

tiddies so big call her boobonic plague

Hi there! I didn’t ask for this 

[katherinehillierillustration]

[knifefightscene]

“we’re ruining the planet” i’m sorry who is this we i don’t recall myself running a billion dollar oil business

[theambassadorposts]

know your history

[kyrfiore]

this is also true in canada. Regina, sk used to be called Pile Of Bones, hell, the cree word for regina is literally “where they pile the bones” or something to that effect. it was genocide.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

not sure I want to read the rest of this

[moveslikekeithrichards]

can u believe some people can see a cat & not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for that animal. they dont even get the urge to kiss them right on their little baby cat head. thats incomprehensible to me

[thisloveforyourmom]

matthew grey gubler’s tweet about having one foot in the darkness and the other in a hello kitty roller skate is way funnier when you realize he was doing criminal minds at the same time he was voicing simon from alvin and the chipmunks

[omghotmemes]