NO THANKS.

My name is Faye and I love my cats.

[mossyoakswampdonkey-deactivated]

Keep in mind that a man's just as good as his word

It takes twice as long to build bridges you've burnt

And there's hurt you can cause time alone cannot heal

[ore-imouto-deactivated20240108]

[apollosbuttcheeks-deactivated20]

Bully him

[razzleberryjam]

“Cringe culture is dead”

*male leaves his home in something cringe*

“Bully him”

[librius]

this isnt cringe culture, this is “implied porn of a children’s show in public”

[pancakes-and-justice]

Cringe culture (that’s dead): making fun of people for liking anime or cartoons or whatever and talking about it a lot.

Stuff that’s still not ok: Exposing children to implied porn of their favorite characters.

[fandomsandfeminism]

Totally OK: men enjoying My Little Pony, buying My Little Pony merch, wearing a normal My Little Pony shirt.

Not OK: Grown Ass Adults wandering around with god damn cartoon porno screen printed on their clothes.

[theconcealedweapon]

[baapi-makwa]

[lemonsharks]

ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES, TRUDY

[arofili]

one of my favorite fucking feelings in the world is when you’re having a discussion with somebody about literature and themes and storytelling and etc or even just like, your feelings, and as you’re rambling on about the interpretation of something-or-the-other you have this lightbulb moment where two ideas connect in your head all of a sudden and you couldn’t have done it without the context of another person there and you both get so excited about this new theory you’re developing

like. collaboration. trust. complexity. awakenings. this shit isn’t just analysis, it’s art.

[thetangential]

Connie Willis’s 1992 Doomsday Book was one of that decade’s most-lauded science fiction novels, winning both the Hugo and the Nebula awards. It introduced a near-future world where time travel has been developed, though far from perfected, and is being deployed for the purposes of historical research at Oxford University.

That sounds positively quaint — sending graduate students back in time, rather than Terminators — but it’s a prospect that Willis carefully engineered by giving her time travelers constraints including “the slippage” (the farther back you go, the less precisely you can target yourself in time) and most crucially “the paradoxes.” The paradoxes, said to derive from fundamental physics, guarantee that no time traveler is allowed to pass if their presence will create a meaningful historical disruption.

Here’s what you’d never guess from the title, art, or even description: it’s a Christmas book! The scholars choose December for their long jaunt, because counting the days is crucial for safe return and in an era before the calendar was standardized, the holidays provided a reliable ritual. As time-traveling Kivrin rolls the yule log and puts up with wine-drunk revelry, synthesized bells sound increasingly ominous carols over Oxford’s High Street.

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[winterswake]

💚🚼 Baby Yoda in THE MANDALORIAN ‘Sanctuary’ 💚🚼

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

[30-minute-memes]

Where did the hype go? We can’t stop now guys.

[bees-against-onision]

Help Us Plant 20 Million Trees - Join #TeamTrees

The official site of #TeamTrees. One dollar plants a tree...

[maphatingcharacteroftheday]

We’re so close!!

[c3rvida3]

If you'll support my mental illness when I'm suicidal, but not when I'm making my fifty-third consecutive manic post about my latest hyperfixation, you are NOT my ally. It's not always poetry, baby. Support your clinically annoying friends.

[c3rvida3]

Hands down funniest thing that's ever happened to me was when this girl who, like, exploited my mental illness for woke points came over during an episode and made me this stunning Pinterest-worthy pillow fort full of fairy lights so I could have an "anxiety nest", but I was literally sobbing so violently that I was throwing up, and when I was like, "I can't actually drink tea in a tent right now because I think I need to go to the hospital," she called me an ungrateful slut and left.

And then STILL posted Instagram pictures of the fort with a lengthy, pretentious caption about how hard it was to be friends with crazy people.

I was angry at the time, but honestly? Delightful. Just imagine your friend is too dehydrated and delirious to hold his own inhaler and you're angry because he won't get in your fort.

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

holy shit

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[brunhiddensmusings]

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

[sunshine-tattoo]

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

[frogmp3]

*painting my nails black* its me Rodrick your stupid emo older brother in a band. im gay

[dare-to-dm]

I found a tool that let’s you figure out whether men are dominating the conversation or not.

Seriously that’s all it does.  I’m feeling cheeky today, so I thought I’d share.

[adulthoodisokay]

welp, i’ll be using this in every meeting i attend

[nealashitposts]

So I work at a pretty progressive company so at t the last meeting I brought a click counter and I clicked it every time a man cut someone off. I used a pen pad to keep track of the women cutting someone off. Because it happened twice. Both times after they’d been cut off and were trying to finish a sentence. Eventually the men noticed the clicking and would pause and look around. At the end of the meeting I told them the results. In a one hour meeting men had cut someone off a total of 236 times. Two hundred and thirty six.

[drunkenhills]

Two more meetings and you can pavlov your coworkers into not interrupting women

[child-of-midas]

YouTubers when they hit a subscriber milestone:

Jenna Marbles when she hits a subscriber milestone:

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

[werevampiwolf]

You know what, developing boys shouldn’t be seeing this either. I’ve seen plenty of grown men who barely know what real (ie not photoshopped) women look like, especially in swim suits. Which leads to girls getting teased about their body by their peers from a young age.

[thej0ry]

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

[meshugenist]

reblog it

[scabagail]

Pennsylvania, WTF

I live in Pennsylvania. It is super weird here because it’s a Northern state, but you see confederate flags all-the-time. It’s like a state just covered with invisible Mason-Dixon lines and you never know when you crossed one. “Oh shit, I’m in Pennsyltucky now. I didn’t see a sign.”

Today I went to the mall, which is sad in its own way. I saw a girl wearing a shirt that said, “If you don’t respect this flag I will help you pack your bags.” I’ve seen that shirt before with an American flag, which isn’t the most forward thinking message, but this shirt was so much worse, because it wasn’t the American flag. It was the confederate flag.

Let’s review: This girl is in a northern state, displaying a confederate flag, and insisting that if we don’t respect that flag we should leave? Leave the state that was on the winning team for not respecting the loosing team’s flag? How does one even “respect” a confederate flag? “Yo, dude, I’m so sorry your great grandfather lost his slaves. That must be really hard on you.” Come on.

I really considered asking her with a smiling face where she was visiting from. I didn’t because I didn’t trust myself to keep a straight face. Plus, I can’t imagine it would encourage her to rethink her stance on it.

Pennsylvania, man. WTF?

[webscene-remade]

filling out the depression and anxiety checkboxes at the doctors is always so sad but also very very funny

[webscene-remade]

I am handed a piece of paper. I check off a box that says “every day I wish I were dead.” I hand back the paper. The paper and its contents are never again discussed.