Whatever comes to my head

literally anything i come up with randomly. lots of shitposts

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So i just got this friendly reminder from my workout app

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I had a dream I was cursed by a group of dogs who hated the person i was in love with so every time i tried to confess my feelings for them i instead said "write me angsty poetry"

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My parents like to brag about me being a good quiet baby and toddler. Like yeah congrats u ended up with a shy child who developed into a teenager with social anxiety

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Do NOT underestimate me. I WILL outwitch you

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I just witnessed a girl apologise to a bin for throwing a piece of rubbish in it too hard

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Inside jokes on tumblr r funny until u don't understand one and no one will explain so it haunts u every night forever

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Mum: I heard u rolling around in bed from the other room last night. What were u dreaming about?

Me: *thinks back to the super gay intense sex dream i had* uh...nothing

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Currently undergoing the process of abrasion

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I have 5 big exams this week and i only revised for biology... my first exam is english

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Just trying to find a new show to watch but google knows my gay ass too well

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New year. Same me. Just extra gay

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Damn I can't believe this is the end of my 92nd decade

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I got really angry when in my dream i realised the corrupt reason they assinated our last president Babebraham Lincoln and stormtroopers kept stopping us from giving to charity

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Every bisexual girl i know (including me) has at one point gone through a lesbian phase

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There was a group of 12 year old girls at the cinema and when an advert started playing that centred around a lesbian couple i knew what to expect. The moment they kissed all the girls mumbled in unison in shock but i didnt expect to see the excitement on their faces that followed at realising this was actually an option

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One time i threw a missile at someone so they opened up a black hole and we spent the next few minutes trying to shove each other further into the hole while attempting to escape

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Isnt it so annoying when u fling open ur window to discover a raven haired pretty 17 yr old orphan boy trying to sneak in ur house to steal some food but when u lock eyes with his ocean blue ones u both instantly fall in love