if i look back, i am lost
shark vs the universe
almost home
EXPECTATIONS
Show & Tell
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Jimmy Eat World
Cosimo Galluzzi
macklin celebrini has autism
$LAYYYTER
bliss lane
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Phantogram Three
sheepfilms
Today's Document
oozey mess
One Nice Bug Per Day
The Bowery Presents
noise dept.
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@fake-wtnv-quotes
Moderated by humble user of tumblr, @devilboydogman
Try not to despair about the lies. Instead, why not tell us how good we are at making things up? We’d love to hear about THAT!
Is there already a similar blog as this one in existence? Maybe! If you’re a COWARD who thinks the INTEGRITY OF ORIGINALITY applies to someone RIFFING OFF THE CADENCE OF A RADIO HOST! Ha!
Foolish!
*Loud, pathetic sniffle.* Listeners… Your dear radio host… has an EAR INFECTION!! Tragic, I know… please keep me in your thoughts as I begin my daily regimen of extracting the parasitic species of Worm Fungi that has taken residence in my ear canal.
gen z is trying to cancel the mysterious and horrible obelisk im building at the edge of town
Happy Pride Month, Night Vale!
To celebrate this period of visibility and fervor for being true to I self in the face of oppression and discrimination, I’ve decided to make an important and heartwarming announcement. I’ve never told anyone this before. So get ready…
I love my Husband Carlos !!!~~❤️🔥💞💜💖💗💓!!~~<3
Ah, what’s that, Elise? My producer is telling me I’ve actually said this near-countless times. And is also asking how I said that last bit out loud with my mouth
WTNV fake tweets p3
you guys know the drill if these are ooc i do Not give a gaf i had fun making them
REBLOG IF YOU'RE A NIGHT VALE CITIZEN.
It’s time for our yearly census! World Government is asking all whom identify as a Night Vale Resident to reblog this! This research will help make wonderful happenings in our lovely town. World Government thanks you for your cooperation!
well i’m in desert bluffs so
Far be it from me to ignore my civic duties !!
per my last desperate howl at the heavens,
career ideas:
Mysterious Disappearance
Cult leader
Cryptid entity whose existence is disputed
Mad Scientist
Normal Person ™️
See All Of These and More at Night Vale Community College Career Fair next Tuesday (unless otherwise specified by the unexpected cancelation of the entirety of existence.) All job applications will be Sneered at.
letd go eat parts of that guys car
Who the HELL is
KEVIN????
*drives my Knife Sharpening Mobile down your dash broadcasting vaguely sinister off-key ice cream truck music*
Soo… Update on that invisible and undetectable tsunami that swept through all of Night Vale on Monday that nobody noticed or was affected by or understands how it could have happened because we are a landlocked desert town in south western United States… I made that up! Or, rather, I imagined it while maladaptive daydreaming and simultaneously doing the ad read about Panera Bread, sooo… Sorry about that…. yeah… I’ll try not to hallucinate any more natural disasters in the future, listeners!
Right now in Night Vale, people are being ATTACKED and MAULED by Valentines Day, and you’re celebrating as their blood is shed? Each candy heart is a life lost. For shame!! We’ll hear all about the carnage tomorrow but today? Ohhhh, today all of you remain ignorant…
NO. NO! DO NOT UTTER ITS MONIKER!! The very mention just might bring it upon us… Not to mention… The Valentine’s Day Carnage might Attract The Street Cleaners…. Ohhh… nooobody wants that, listeners…
Stupid national park service and all their stupid rules
Everyone has the right to die in the desert! It’s very easy. And it can be fun!
Right now in Night Vale, people are being ATTACKED and MAULED by Valentines Day, and you’re celebrating as their blood is shed? Each candy heart is a life lost. For shame!! We’ll hear all about the carnage tomorrow but today? Ohhhh, today all of you remain ignorant…
i think about this a lot
Ominous positivity
You will be okay. You have no choice.
Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.
You will succeed. It is inevitable.
Official graveyard post
