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[mellowxjane]

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[mellowxjane]

are we gonna get to see the finished toes?? (please say yes 😩😩)

Toes for freeeeeeeeeee

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[mellowxjane]

And I know this, I fell for your eyes. I just realized I still need you

[mellowxjane]

And I know this, I fell for your eyes. I just realized I still need you

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[mellowxjane]

A mid week pick me up

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[mellowxjane]

Yeah sure, I'd do all the bare minimum stuff like washing the dishes, barking like a dog for you, folding laundry, burn in hell for you, grocery shopping, lick my phone when you send me selfies, cooking, and dropkick anyone that's annoying you, but...

Not to brag; I'd also travel back in time to prevent your favorite band while you were in high school from breaking up, too.

All my fav bands from high school are still together but if you could plz go back and prevent the Civil Wars from breaking up I would marry you tomorrow

[fakedimebag]

Wordt 😉

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Now that's a franchise!

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If God isn't real, then who's name is ya baby mama taking in vain when I slide it in raw? Check mate, libruls.

[mellowxjane]

Weekend shenanigans

[fakedimebag]

10/10 would conquer 2/3 of the old world.

[mellowxjane]

watch me fall for you, my venus doom

[fakedimebag]

This is why Hootie and the Blowfish songs exist.

Also:

[mellowxjane]

tell me that you’ve still got the flame for me

[fakedimebag]

*jeopardy buzzer sound*

"What is the only thing that taste better than biscuits and gravy"

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Happy Pride Month!

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Happy memorable day 🫡

Today we honor all of Dick Cheney's heart attacks for securing oil and heroine in the middle east. Gobbless.

[mellowxjane]

I ain’t ever gonna stop loving u bitch @lifelesslemonade

[fakedimebag]

I bet the one in the green and read smell like peppermint and lavender when she sweat

[mellowxjane]

I would do it all over again ‘cause what’s a life without a little sin

[fakedimebag]

I just know her farts are in the key of C Major 😩

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This is an appreciation post for Jean Grey, world's best step-mom. She said "UNHAND them. All of em. And Sinister, you's a raggedy old bitch now."