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@fakeit-til-youmakeit
parenting commitment level 3000
apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy
Concerts are where you realize how fucking beautiful it is to be alive in this world.
Cit.
everyday i wake up and plan on doing Things but then i just
Currently me. I’ve done nothing today.
She is too fond of books, and it has turned her brain. - Louisa May Alcott, Work: A Story of Experience
Minimalist Art Shop
“Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no batteries, hours of enjoyment for each dollar spent. What I wonder is why everybody doesn’t carry a book around for those inevitable dead spots in life.”
— Stephen King (b. 21 September 1947)
Just a reminder
Reenor Ramadani
“Despite it all, she blossomed anyway.”
— iammyss (via thoughtkick)
“Finally, in a low whisper, he said, ‘I think I might be a terrible person.’ For a split second I believed him - I thought he was about to confess a crime, maybe a murder. Then I realized that we all think we might be terrible people. But we only reveal this before asking someone to love us. It is a kind of undressing.”
— Miranda July, The First Bad Man (via theliteraryjournals)
Pillow 1: beneath my head
Pillow 2: between my knees
Pillow 3: the huggin’ pillow
Pillow 4: against my back to anchor me to this plane of reality
pillows 5-8 do not have formalized roles but are able to arrange themselves into a nest as needed
the woman you’re becoming will cost you people, relationships, spaces, and material things. choose her over everything.
“Travel and tell no one, live a true love story and tell no one, live happily and tell no one, people ruin beautiful things.”
— Khalil Gibran (via briqou)
My biggest pet peeve is being talked to AS SOON as i wake up. I hate that shit. Stop tryin to communicate with me. Stop askin me questions. Im tryna understand the universe all over again dont talk to me yet ur gonna confuse me and piss me off.
Accept that you’ll sometimes be the bad guy in someone else’s story. Grow from it, forgive yourself, and move on.
“I am attracted to ellipsis, to the unsaid, to suggestion, to eloquent deliberate silence.”
— Louise Gluck
Falun, Sweden | mariaanderhell
Me: I am a pretty chill and laid back guy
My Doctor: You have a literal diagnosed anxiety disorder