Strahwats & Co Incorrect Quotes

Some things the strawhats & co never said | quotes aren't mine | @incorrectOPiece on twitter

[fakemugiwara]

‪Galdino : I didn't know you knew karate‬

‪Bonclay : I don't. Mr. 3, that was ballet ‬

[fakemugiwara]

‪Sanji : i baked you a cake‬

‪Nami : what’s in it?‬

‪Sanji : my love‬

‪Nami : sorry i’m allergic‬

[fakemugiwara]

‪Bonclay : anyone wanna get in an argument with me‬

‪Daz Bones : okay cream cheese isn't that good‬

‪Bonclay : i was kidding but you know what, fuck you for real‬

[fakemugiwara]

Shanks : [annoyed with himself] i’m an idiot

Mihawk : glad you finally figured that out

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‪Brook : why can't dinosaurs clap?‬

‪Chopper : because their arms are too shor-‬

‪Sanji : because they're fucking dead‬

[fakemugiwara]

‪Luffy : here you go, nice hot cup of coffee‬

‪Nami : it's cold‬

‪Luffy : nice cup of coffee‬

‪Nami : it's terrible‬

‪Luffy : cup of coffee‬

‪Nami : i'm not even sure that's coffee!‬

‪Luffy : cup‬

[fakemugiwara]

‪Franky : listen up a ten is speaking !‬

‪Jinbei : ‘a ten’ ? you mean a ten year old ?‬

[fakemugiwara]

‪Zoro : beer. now there's a temporary solution‬

[fakemugiwara]

Brook : why don't couple go to the gym ?

Usopp : why ?

Brook : because some relationship don't work out

Usopp : …

[fakemugiwara]

Sanji : thanks, dad

Sanji : why is everyone staring at me?

Patty : you just called owner Zeff 'dad'.

Sanji : what? no i didn't. i said, 'thanks man'

Zeff : do you see me as a father figure, Sanji ?

Sanji : no. if anything i see you as a 'bother' figure, 'cause you're always bothering me

[fakemugiwara]

Robin : can I get uh………McDeath™

Zoro : is that one play by Shakespear

Robin : yeah

[fakemugiwara]

‪Chiffon : your son's awake

‪Bege : before sunrise, he's YOUR son

[fakemugiwara]

Luffy : when have i done something rash or irresponsible ?

Nami : i keep a list, it's alphabetized

[fakemugiwara]

‪Doflamingo : Welcome everybody! Hey, let's have a big round of applause for all of today's contenders who have died so gruesomely! Good sports!‬

[fakemugiwara]

Sanji : you just seem nicer than usual

Zoro : I can punch you in the face if you want

Usopp [looking at the camera] : welcome to our family brunch

[fakemugiwara]

Luffy : [bumps into the door]

Sabo : are you okay?

Luffy : yeah, I’m fine

Sabo [facing the door]: you stand in my little brother's way one more time and i’ll make sure to take you down

[fakemugiwara]

Law : i searched everywhere.

Kid : what?

Law : i looked through hundreds of files. searched through my phone. i even searched my wardrobe.

Law : but i still couldn't find where i asked for your opinion.

Kid :