Kongree?

An incorrect quotes blog bc I'm bored. Not doing 0 because I haven't played it! .

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Faris, about Okabe: And his face?

Kurisu: It's so gross I want to slap it. I wanna slap it. I just wanna slap his hideous, beautiful face!

Faris: You mean 'kiss?

Kurisu: No, I mean 'slap.'

Faris: Whoa. You got it bad, girl.

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Mayuri: What language do they speak at the center of the earth?

Mayuri: Core-ean!

Kurisu: The center of the earth is around 5,430 degrees celcius. Nobody is going to live there, so they don't need a language.

Mayuri:...

Mayuri: Core-ean!

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You don't want to mess with my sister. She'll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.

Luka, probably.

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i hate her dad too

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[labmems-blog1]

running my Serious Roleplay Blog™ but also my incorrect quotes sideblog at the same time.

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Suzuha: My dad is so weird. I’d love to meet him some day.

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Okabe: Christina, what are you doing tomorrow?

Kurisu: Having my day ruined with whatever you're about to ask me to do.

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Okabe: Look, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three. One. Two. Three.

Kurisu:

Okabe:

Okabe: Now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

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Suzuha: Aw, you threw a party for me? That's so nice of you!

Okabe: I accidentally put poison gas in one of these balloons so if any of them pop, we may die.

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FARIS TIME

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Daru: So he was up all night with a high fever, cramping and crying.

Okabe: Dude.

Daru: Oh, my bad. Not crying. Punching the wall all manly and angry like. You know what I mean?