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it’s a seungmin world and we’re all living in it

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minho: hey, can you hurry up? seungmin just challenged a guy to a duel and someone honest to god handed him a sword.

jisung, confused: he didn’t have his own?

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changbin: got called annoying at a mcdonald’s today

jeongin: really? what happened

changbin: i got called annoying in mcdonald’s

jeongin: yeah but why?

changbin: i was being annoying

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doyoung: all of jisung’s food is healthy and organic

chan: that’s cool, my jisung eats candy off the floor

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stranger: so which one is your kid?

woojin: the one that’s eating sand. JISUNG STOP.

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jeongin, narrating his own life: jeongin enters the kitchen and sits down at the table. minho stares at him for a moment, a puzzled looks on his face as he speaks

minho: this isn’t normal stupidity. this is some sort of advanced stupidity

jeongin: jeongin is hurt by minho’s words

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chan: when i said ‘bring me back something from the beach’, i meant like a seashell

jisung, struggling to hold onto a seagull: well you didn’t fucking say that

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stays who stan grr, awaken, mia and 0325 are the baddest bitches

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felix: i don’t cry anymore i’m so tough

seungmin: you were crying yesterday about snakes.

felix, tearing up: THEY DON’T HAVE ARMS

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woojin: we’re leaving soon, so make sure the rooms are clean

hyunjin: *saluting* yes sir!

changbin: *saluting* absolutely not!

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jaebum: what’s it like living with chan and the other kids?

woojin: imagine living with actual civilised people

jaebum: okay...

woojin: now throw that thought out the window.

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minho: god, you’re so embarrassing

chan: let go of my hand then.

minho: no

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hyunjin: you don’t like to admit it, but if anyone else was mean to jisung you’d beat them up.

seungmin: psh, no-

jisung, coming into the room with a pout on his face: changbin said he’s gonna kick my ass

seungmin, standing up: not if i kick his first

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felix, trying on seungmin’s glasses: how do i look?

seungmin, squinting: i have no clue

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chan: what state do you live in?

changbin: constant anxiety

minho: denial

jisung: perfection

felix: sydney

chan: sydney is literally a city

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jisung, knocking on felix’s bedroom door: hey!! open up!

felix: who is it?

jisung: it’s your best friend!

felix, excitedly: WOOJIN!!

jisung: wh - WOOJIN DOESNT EVEN LIKE YOU

felix: oh .. hi jisung :/

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seungmin: come here

jisung: why?

seungmin: just come here!!

jisung: no you’re gonna hit me

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changbin: i’ve heard someone saying my name twice in my room, it’s either ghosts or hallucinations.

woojin: it's me outside, you want some muffins?

changbin: what kind?

woojin: zucchini, but they taste like banana nut.

changbin: bananas can nut?

woojin: you know what? i’ll keep my muffins.