there's a lot of best buys in hell

trousers | any | 24

[faketrousers]

garbanzo is so sleeppilled

[catsuggest]

Cat, what do you suggest for someone who had a really bad day?

worry not for im know somebeody whom is expert in vanquishinge bad days

[catsuggest]

he is beinge summoned. remain calmb

[catsuggest]

cousin bartók is arrivinge imminently !

[catsuggest]

cousin bartók have arrived bearinge mighty furs & soothinge gift of moss. bad days are now vanquished permanentlé

[sandmandaddy69]

[liltoaster]

[mclennonyaoi]

in 2019 i saw someone call her butch

[junglejim4322]

She looks like pastel goth mr bean

[wikilistoflongestwalks]

now see him gliding serenely

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[icantbearsedtothinkofone]

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

[dduane]

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

[juney-blues]

why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

[warpedraven]

Ao3 going down and then up and then down again is making me realize I would genuinely be done for if ao3 was permanently deleted

[grootficguy]

“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.

Here’s the spreadsheet in-progress

[grootficguy]

Ok, mother of GOD that's a lot of responses and I am but one man with Excel. I'll update these ASAP but also some rules:

A Pokemon only counts for itself, not its evolution line.

A Pokemon with multiple forms (like Zygarde) will only be counted for the specified form. A Pokemon with multiple appearances (like Spinda, Vivillon, Sylvally, etc.) count for all their appearances.

I'm literally doing this as a testament to my own depression that not everyone is lovable, so add that to the weight of this post's meaning.

[yellow-cat]

hey asshole. i can feel you skipping through my dialogue. did you even consider how that might make me feel

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[cutecipher]

thank you for putting a random white boy on my post i guess

[cutecipher]

he will be going in the acid though goodbye white boy

[eternal-fractal]

OP NO. ADDING A WHITE BOY TO A VAT OF ACID CREATES A "THE JOKER.:

[cutecipher]

fuck.

[sanitymakesposts]

SOMEONE ORDERED THE FUCKING FOOD WE SELL

[backrooms-live]

Oh fuck I hope this scary hallway has bitches

[origamicrow]

take a break while watching this little bunny cross your dash

[rip13y]

[oriocookie]

[aidashakur]

[velvetvexations]

[thyrell]

no more compromises every member of the us military needs to die even the ones behind desks doin paperwork

[thyrell]

if you got any family members currently deployed in active duty go to their crib and just start taking shit. doesnt matter where doesnt matter if they just sit by a phone all day in san antonio texas that nice couch is yours now