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finally after all these years....
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After Bananza, I now headcanon Cranky was nicknamed "Donkey Kong" after the city where he kidnapped the original Pauline, who I now firmly believe is Kid!Pauline's grandma since she mentions having one more than once (and so by that logic the original Jumpman is Mario and Luigi's grandpa), while DK inherited the "Donkey Kong" moniker as his actual name
Knowing the way that Nintendo likes to make everything come around full circle I could buy it.
Lesson learned: do not try to parse Donkey Kong lore in the middle of summer, worst mistake of my life
Companies that rushed to replace human labor with AI are now shelling out to have IRL workers to fix the technology's screwups.
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we need to bring back gamefaqs. i don't wanna join your stupid discord. i don't wanna use your ugly shitty fandom wiki. i don't wanna have to dig through poorly-organzied reddit threads. we want bespoke ascii header art! we want plaintext documents and guides with minimal clutter that are properly indexed and easy to navigate!
you two are so goddamn weird you deserve the world
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Let’s bring Flash development back so 14 year olds can create extremely violent and greasy minigames about eviscerating Labubu and upload them to Newgrounds.
im just ramblng here but im not gonna lie fellas it really does kinda suck, just a little bit, that ppl genuinely just refuse to ever take papyrus seriously as a character. & tbh i think his absence in deltarune has somehow been making that worse??
like i agree that knight papyrus isn't very plausible from a narrative standpoint, but it's been frustrating to see ppl start acting like it wasn't ever anything more than a silly joke or crack theory. outside of the extremely-obvious-Holidays, papyrus is by far one of the most fitting candidates for the knight's identity & he still has yet to be anywhere near as solidly debunked as basically every other pre-ch3 knight theory has been (other than, again, the obvious)
to me it almost feels like the longer we go without him being involved in anything, more people are starting to treat him like he's just a shallow joke character instead of, yknow, a character
and like. yeah papyrus is goofy as all hell. he is a very very VERY comedic character who i'll admit is rarely, if ever, written seriously, even in the actual game he comes from. but the thing that makes him a great character is when you look at him underneath all that silliness
and the thing is, that's what you do with literally every other character already. that's how most ppl engage with undertale/deltarune's stories in the first place. but when it comes to papyrus specifically, for some reason, people just. don't even want to entertain the idea that there could be anything more going on there at all
all these theories about sans & what could possibly happen in dr for sans to get stuck in ut or whatever, & then papyrus is just like. there. he has nothing to do with anything, ever. even tho he & sans are both canonically stated to have arrived in snowdin at the same time
i have genuinely seen more people suggest that deltarune sans straight up left his brother behind before they ever considered that papyrus could perhaps, maybe, possibly, also be weird & mysterious
every weird thing he ever says is either taken completely at face value or used as evidence for yet another theory about sans and sans alone
man. idk man. it's sucks‼️‼️‼️
RIGHT! I have only gotten a few comments on my knight Papyrus videos since the new chapters came out, but out of the five, three have been rude as fuck. Every Knight discussion video only ever brings up Carol and Dess, no one EVER points out that the Knight's body is identical to Papyrus, it's always "The Knight has Antlers! Has to be a Holiday and nobody else!" as if it's easier for a non-skeletal being to suddenly have no organs or flesh in their torso and only a spine than it is for a skeleton to put on a helmet with antlers.
AND YOU ARE SO RIGHT pointing out that people talking about the theory that the skelebros are from DR and go to UT ALWAYS EMPHASIZE SANS. I saw a video the other day that implied the reason they get evicted from DR is because of something Sans does, and Papyrus has amnesia and doesn't remember DR, so ~Sans Has To Protect Poor, Innocent Papywus~ like bro what the fuck it's not 2016 anymore.
I don't want people telling me "Things have gotten better for Papyrus' characterization in the fandom!" when people are still out here ignoring him most of the time. Like the only reason you think the fandom is better about Papyrus is because they don't fucking talk about him. He's really living up to his No Mercy check information now.
I completely agree with all of this. Also Addy I’m so sorry people have been rude on your Papyrus Knight videos, they’re so interesting and informative, and even if Papyrus turns out to not be the knight, you still demonstrated the intrigue and quiet seriousness of Papyrus’ character.
In regards to Sans being mysterious and people taking nuggets of information about him and emphasising that HE specifically is displaced from Deltarune into Undertale, but somehow not Papyrus, is very interesting to me actually.
We know very little about Sans… But we know nothing about Papyrus. And I think he does that intentionally.
He says at one point that Sans doesn’t talk about himself at all, but Sans will be candid with the player under duress. He doesn’t talk about himself not because he’s cagey but because he doesn’t care to let the player/frisk know him.
Papyrus meanwhile has been proven to omit details in certain circumstances, depending on who is around. (An interesting parallel to Ralsei actually)
Papyrus’ character slips through the cracks in every way, in his world and in fandom conversation. He is forgettable, not to be taken seriously, he is the comedic relief and I suspect that is entirely his intention. He hides in plain sight. And perhaps it’s because he doesn’t really want us to know him. Because he doesn’t want us to know what he has done.
The one thing we do know about Papyrus though is that he is profoundly lonely. This is a quality that is reflected in all of the main cast of Deltarune, in Kris, in Susie, in Ralsei and even in Noelle, and the running narrative for Susie especially through Deltarune is that she is finding escapism in the Dark World from what is suggested to be a very troubled life.
Kris, who is “just Kris”, the creepy kid who nobody wants to be partners with, is somebody because of the Dark World.
And isn’t that everything Papyrus has ever wanted? To mean something, to be loved, to belong?
People are very dismissive of Papyrus being the knight because he’s “already had his story told” and that the new Deltarune characters deserve to shine. But they’re not understanding that Undertale and Deltarune are not different stories. They are one story, and if Papyrus is the knight, I believe that his story could not truly be told without the context of Undertale, and the process of falling in love with the characters.
I think the potential motivation behind Papyrus being the knight has enormous gravity to it, and fits the running narrative of Deltarune, of escapism and emotional connection to “things that aren’t real”. As a person who has a very strong emotional connection to “things that aren’t real” I know that comes from a feeling of loneliness that I have experienced always, and that is a big part of why I feel so connected to Papyrus.
So for him to be the knight, trying to create that escapism for himself, I don’t know. I just think it’s heartbreaking and so deeply interesting. And it just fits.
Meanwhile if Dess was the knight, well. Maybe there is something I’ve missed, but there isn’t a thematic set up for her motivation. Or for Carol’s motivation. So if it did turn out to be one of them, that motivation would have to be explained.
I like to picture a Papyrus knight reveal where very little needs to be explained, because Papyrus will speak directly to the player. And he already knows you know him, because you have played Undertale. His ultimate Dark World.
Which he is attempting to create in the shelter.
what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink
death of the author yeah whatever but death of the fandom is so integral to enjoying legitimately anything like that is just a necessary step to take in ur head always. do not let them affect the text in any way exterminate them all with ur death ray. they r not real and cannot hurt u
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is art i draw am excited for everyone to play deltarune!!
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fuck it, i'm curious. reblog and tag with the first fictional death to ever rewrite your brain chemistry and/or make you cry like a baby. mine was ares from the underland chronicles (who, for context, was a giant bat.) to this day i will weep if i think too hard about it. okay, go.
I don’t mean to be old but computer used to just have games. U didnt have to pay for em either but if u wanted u could get a little CD that put the game onto the computer and you could play it forever and ever even if the company that made it went to hell and shit. You didn’t even need the internet or wifi or anything. And it was pretty neat
It would be a finished game, too. If you played long enough and did really good you could go to all the places and get all the stuff. You never had to pay more money later it was just there. onn compter
‼️SOLUTION TO UBLOCK ORIGIN YOUTUBE BAN‼️
Hey friendssssss!! Recently Ublock origin stopped working on firefox youtube and I have been trying to find a solution because FUCK YOU AND YOUR ADS BOOOO
SO, this is what managed to get around the youtube block for now:
turn off "quickfixes" (go to ublock settings, click 'filter lists' and go to 'built in'. There should be a list of 5 filters, click the arrow to expand the list if it's not showing up)
add "chrome mask" as an extension to your browser (this makes firefox look like chrome to websites that have blocked firefox (or as far as I understand it anyway lol))
refresh youtube (if it doesn't work the chrome mask extension might be turned off, just click on the extension icon and turn it on)
HOPE THAT HELPS NOW GO WATCH A 3 HOUR VIDEO ESSAY!!!