Falinks? More like Freaklinks.

Adult, he/they, Arcanine. This is a Pokemon x Human blog. Fuck Officer Jennys. No minors or ageless blogs. Feel free to send any Pokemon related asks.

[falinkslover]

On the topic of pokeballs, do you think that like both pokemon to pokemon and trainer to trainer and any permutation there within they might have a sort of hanky code based off of what pokeball they keep their "Friends" in?

Okay this is the reason I've been answering my backlog of asks. I wanted to get those out before jumping to this. I love this idea, and I think this would be something super fun to try implementing into a story.

Now it's a very specific subculture that does this, and you've got to have something that will separate you from trainers who are less "friendly" with their partners. I also think that basic Pokeballs are kind of a "safe" choice, like black laces on some Doc Martens. Maybe Great and Ultra balls too but we'll get there.

Naturally you've got the sides; if you're wearing your Poke Balls on your right side you are the more active partner/top/dominant. Whereas if you're wearing the balls on your left side then you're the more passive partner/bottom/submissive. Some of this is lifted straight from the handkerchief code, specifically the wiki article, but I got all of them I think. (Not worrying about event distro, Hisuian, or "special" balls like the GS Ball.)

Master; You're probably in charge of an evil team and should definitely call me.

Safari; Petplay/Feral Play

Net; Bondage

Dive; Oral

Nest; DDLG

Repeat; Multiple/sequential partners/groups

Timer; Lengthier Sessions

Luxury; FinDom

Premier; Vanilla

Dusk; S&M

Heal; Pampering/Tantric

Quick; Hook-Ups

Fast; Prostitution

Level; Age Play / Level Play

Lure; Piercing

Heavy; Size Kink

Love; Anything Goes

Friend; Ally

Moon; Anal

Sport; Watersports

Dream; Somnophilia

Beast; Exotic

Needless to say there's some other distinguishing features about people subscribing to the code so unaware trainers don't get roped into things on accident. The three basic balls are untouched. Please communicate with your partner beforehand, make sure you've come to a clear understanding before acting on this code in public with somebody you don't know.

Somebody help me figure out a way to signal whether or not you're into humans and Pokemon, or just Pokemon to go along with this. Any suggestions would be appreciated.

[falinkslover]

Free Use Pokemon Trainer be like: Please choose me.

[terribly-kept-secret]

Besides Fiammetta I have a pretty good outline of a Meowscarada character as well (Maybe even better defined around the edges than Fiammetta) but he just doesn't fit this blog at all

[terribly-kept-secret]

Ok, He is a pretty much an entirely SFW character be forewarned

Mistoffelees (named after the character from CATS) is my scarlet starter and ace, he's a chill older brother sort of character to my scarlet trainer, and whilst still on speed-dial, kind of operates by himself most of the time after the events of the game.

He's a father courtesy of a Ditto who was happy to fuck around but didn't really want to find out and he tries his best to care for his kitten even if he sometimes gets run ragged by him (IRL/OOC he slept a lot in game and I bred him early for starter trades)

He embraced his Protean potential after the events of the Area Zero Underdepths and an encounter with the legendary Terapagos and reinforced it with a new stellar Tera-Type.

He commits fully to the types in his moveset when Protean triggers and reflects it in his appearance

When grass type his capes and mask widen out and become more verdant and leaflike

When dark type his fur gets a lot rougher and messier, his claws come out and he changes his mask's eyeholes to be more aggressive (you know when masked characters have inexplicably red eyes, like that), the green pigment in his cape is also removed

when fairy type he puts on a more cutesy and clownish persona and softens his sharp edges, his flowers also become more prominent

when bug type he reshapes his cape to look more like elytron shells and dots the green parts of his mask to look like extra eyes

Personality wise he's fairly relaxed but not stoned levels of blissed out but he's been known to needle at people and pokemon if they get on his nerves

[terribly-kept-secret]

I kind of want to feel Delphox tounge in my mouth

[zygardes-wife-and-girlfriend]

It’s very important to me that if I’m putting Zygarde in any kind of heat or rut, she becomes a menace. She’s going to use every bit of godly power she has to get railed. She’s going to tear up all your clothes so you have to be exposed around her. She’s breaking into your TM case to learn all the moves she can use in the bedroom. She’s going to use all her strength to pin you down and use you until she’s satisfied. She’s going to be a menace in heat and she’s not going to stop being a menace until she’s been thoroughly bred.

[gotta-kiss-em-all]

I have been so attracted to Dragon Pokemon for years, but man nothing is stronger than Giratina, especially in their Origin Form. They are so hot and I know I’m absolutely tiny compared to them but I reckon their ‘parts’ ;) would be absolutely incredible!

Yesss Giratina...

My Dragon crush is Reshiram :) But man, Giratina is a perfect pick. Big, serpentine, potentially very dangerous but likely gentle when they want to be. And I can only imagine, being a Legendary Pokemon, they have a very different setup than we do - and oh boy, would I love to explore it.

[gotta-kiss-em-all]

Silly Poll...

This is asking what you prefer to be specified/unspecified for Pokemon in posts.

When I say specified, I mean like - the use of pronouns, descriptions of specific body parts. References to penis, etc, or use of she/her vs unspecific they/them (as opposed to specifically nonbinary they/them). So body specified = descriptions include what parts they have, possibly other features or assumptions, body unspecified = avoid those details where doable. Same for pronouns - pronouns specified obviously uses pronouns, unspecified uses they/them only or avoids the use of pronouns at all where possible.

I'll probably post with all sorts of approaches dependent on my own mood but like. Let's see.

Body/Pronoun Specifications for Pokemon

both Body and Pronouns not specified

Body not specified, Pronouns specified

Body specified, Pronouns not specified

both Body and Pronouns specified

Voting ended onMay 20

[gotta-kiss-em-all]

Love this blog, and I gotta hear your opinion on my two fav pokemon I wanna kiss n fuck.

Arceus, and Scolipede.

God Horse, and Bug Horse, my beloved.

Charizard is a close second, with Zekrom being a close third after that.

Excellent taste, anon :)

Personally, between those two, I lean more towards Arceus - Scolipede is amazing but I'm not as, heh heh, hard for it as some. God Horse, however...impeccable. Childhood crush. I do love Scoli tho :)

Charizard is also such a real choice! Me fuckin too. I love Zard and I think it's so kissable. Big soft belly, cool horns, warm...hard to go wrong with Charizard.

Zekrom is also such fantastic taste. I'm more a Truth type but oooooh man Zek (and Kyu) are 10/10 too.

[terribly-kept-secret]

Besides Fiammetta I have a pretty good outline of a Meowscarada character as well (Maybe even better defined around the edges than Fiammetta) but he just doesn't fit this blog at all

[professor-redwood]

Hi professer, cinderace anon again.

I did try one of your suggestions, specifically teaching him to clean up after himself and its mostly worked great! However i do have a bit of a new problem, now my cinderace wont do anything if im not in the bathroom with him, like he'll just kind of stand there and look down dejectedly and whimper a bit before walking out to me and tugging on my shirt to try and get me to go with him.

Now i personally dont mind being with him whilr he masturbates, but i am worried this behavoir might lead to him getting really pent up while im at work. Thanks in advance professor!

Hello again!

To be honest, I probably should have considered this possibility. Like humans, some Pokémon may be able to change one aspect of their habits, but become all the more attached to another. In this case, your Cinderace has learned to limit his... activities to a time and place where a mess can be avoided, but in exchange he now only wants to engage in such activities with you present.

If it wasn't already obvious, this might suggest some degree of sexual attraction to or interest in you, but that doesn't have to be the case. I understand it may be awkward to ask him about that outright, but you could always try to gauge his reaction to seeing you in a more seductive outfit or position - although an open conversation is still the best way to be certain about anything.

Either way, it may help to give him something of yours, like a piece of clothing or even a picture of yourself. Whether to make him feel less alone or to give him something to, er, focus his desires on, it might help him tend to his needs in your absence.

- Prof. Redwood

[professor-redwood]

Hey professor!

Gotta pokébiology question for ya…

So I did a little research into cock size since my Whirlipede was close to evolving and I wanted to know what I’d be getting into with him…

Now that he’s evolved though he’s much bigger than any I’ve seen in reports or porn…

Is that because he’s shiny or am I just lucky cuz he’s very well endowed? (And tastes incredible✨)

(Also dw I’ve been microdosing his poison since I got him to increase my resistance so it doesn’t affect me as bad just in case something happens while we’re going at it~)

Hello!

I must admit, when I first heard about how popular Scolipede are in certain circles, I was surprised to say the least. Bug types don't exactly strike me as ideal partners in that sense, but I suppose love can conquer even the tallest of species barriers.

As with any other part of their bodies, Pokémon vary greatly when it comes to penis size. It depends on genetics, nutrition, and a long list of other factors. In essence, though, you really are just lucky!

With how well-endowed even the average Scolipede is, I feel obligated to warn you that regular intercourse may be difficult, if not impossible. I'm glad to hear his poison won't be much of an issue, but there's not much you can do about basic physical limitations. You may have to resort to other methods of stimulating each other, or at least taking certain precautions such as limiting how deeply he can penetrate you.

- Prof. Redwood

[quillpokebiology]

Fun fact about Lucario: researchers don't classify them as patriarchal or matriarchal, but the female Lucario do, on average, tend to hold more power in pack dynamics than the males. This is because male Lucario VASTLY outnumber the females and, if they want a chance at passing their genes, they would have to be in the female Lucario's favor. This creates a phenomenon in pack dynamics where males may argue and disagree with each other more, but rarely ever argue with females, even if they have no interest in mating with any of them (trained social rules and all that still taking over). Male lucario are also more willing to listen to the females. You may notice your active or mischievous Lucario act calmer in front of a female or immediately back down when a female lucario (or female pokemon in general) scolds them. That's the reason why.

Another interesting phonomena this creates is the number of lucario-crossed pokemon compared with riolu/lucario crossbreeds. Hetero female Lucario tend not to struggle when picking mates because again, the males vastly outnumber them, while male hetero Lucario may struggle more. Lucario are monogomous and mate for life so there is rarely a chance they could have a chance with the female after she has a mate. Since they struggle to find female Lucario, many will end up mating with female pokemonnof the same egg groups, such as Lopunny, Luxray, or Gardevoir.

[ommanyte]

[terribly-kept-secret]

Do you think humans and Delphox are genetically compatible? And does that affect whether or not you'd finish inside a vixen?

In regards to the first part I doubt it, I don't think pokemon and humans can procreate with each other, and if they can chances are it would be only within the "humanlike" group (and ditto maybe) which Delphox isn't a part of, as their whole line is in the "field" group

If they weren't compatible with humans I'd finish inside one if she let me.

If they were compatible I'd probably be a lot more careful. I'm not sure if I'm built to be a parent.

[pokedexlover]

fun fact: they were intending on making a real lose animation and breeding mechanic for legends arceus, but the scope creep of animating every pokemon in the dex fucking you until you were full of eggs became a little too much

i had a feeling something was missing from that game.

seeing as legends arceus was set back in the day, i imagine the pokemon there are a lot more aggresive / feral. they'd definitely see dominating their opponent as the ultimate victory. when there's no surrendering pokemon to dominate, the trainer is the next best option.

when a trainer doesn't recall their pokemon after a battle fast enough, the chances of that pokemon jumping on the losing trainer and pounding them with whatever meaty cock they got hanging between their (hind) legs.

[professor-redwood]

Hey Professor and Fay, it's James from Johto.

Sorry for the long absence of updates, I got distracted by a few things:

First off, I've learned Zoroark's name is Lilly and what happened to her trainer. After a... We'll call it a long walk in the pasture when my little sis and I stayed at the ranch I work at, Lilly told me her trainer was killed by some man in a strange uniform. It didn't ring any bells when she described how it looked, but she also said that the man challenged her trainer to a double battle and caught one of her trainers' other Pokemon in a ball.

That shouldn't happen right? You can't catch Pokemon when they're already part of a team. Lilly said the man had a machine on his arm, and that might be it?

Second, Spark, my Heracross, helped my little sis beat the gym in Goldenrod. It was a tough fight, especially when Patch (sis' Pachirisu) got caught up in an Attract by the leaders Tauros. I had to give my little sis the pokè talk, and she learned that Pokemon have those kinds of urges and that's why Patch and Spark get along so well.

She seemed to understand. Oh, her Poliwag evolved into a Poliwhirl during the fight as well, so that was an experience.

Lastly, I've been comforting Lilly more. Got her a little handheld chalk board to talk to me, told her about y'all, and she and I have been "taking walks" when we can. She's honestly lovely, and I'm happy I took your advice.

I'll try and keep you updated, but do you know anything about anyone able to just catch Pokemon who are already on teams?

-James from Johto

Hello again, James. It's good to hear from you again, and I'm sorry for the delay on my end as well.

That said, I'm both glad and saddened that our suspicions about Lilly turned out to be true. There are a number of criminal organizations that fit your description that I can name off the top of my head, but I won't mention them here for fear of drawing their attention. I'd hate for this post to be traced back to you somehow.

Your point about them capturing another trainer's Pokémon is also valid. The way a normal ball works means the Pokémon can choose to enter or leave as they wish, usually following their trainer's command out of courtesy, but there are some... off-market variants and dubiously legal devices that can override both trainer registration and the Pokémon's own consent.

I've heard of those. It's... a frightening thought, even more so for us than for you trainers. Poor Lilly. Mental health resources for Pokémon aren't as elaborate or widely available as they are for humans, but they do exist. Maybe you could ask to get Lilly an appointment the next time you're at a Pokémon Center.

Fay has a good point. It can't hurt to let her talk to a professional, even if she doesn't need therapy outright.

Congratulations on your victory in Goldenrod City, though, and on Poliwhirl's evolution. Even with everything going on, you're still getting things done! I can imagine giving your sister that talk must have been awkward, especially after seeing such an interaction between Pokémon of such different sizes. Now that she's more aware, do you think there will be a time you'll tell her about your interactions with Lilly (if you haven't already)?

Once again, I apologize for my late response. I can only hope you, your sister and both your Pokémon have been all right in the meantime.

- Prof. Redwood & Fay

[terribly-kept-secret]

Favorite position with Delphox?

I'm going to be honest my knowlege of positions and their names is limited but I've certainly never imagined myself as the top in this sort of scenario with Delphox. Cowgirl or Face Sit maybe?

Delphox is a monster, a pretty monster, but a monster, plus they just look kind of dominant and I don't think them being a bit shorter than me really changes that.

I want to get a little bit dommed by that vixen, it's only fair she gets to command me a bit after I command her in battle, right?