just a bunch of hocus pocus

☄ mari × infp × baby witch × Virgo ☀️ Leo 🌙and Aries rising. this is a very new blog so please excuse the mess!

[oldfarmhousefallfeatures]

[tinyfortress]

🍂 (play with sound)

[mollysmom124]

Everyone does a float here

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

Tbh the idea that German is an angry or ugly language is just French propoganda to divert attention away from the fact that French sounds exactly like when your dog is choking on some plastic wrapper he found somehow

[immortal-autumn]

[dippindoodles]

Quote from Corpse Bride (Tim Burton) Xx

[thewitchdoctor]

[uranian97]

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

[a-chicago-sunflower]

3) mostly mined with slave labor

[everkings]

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

[wildhaunt]

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

[ariaste]

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. 

Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. 

[everythingcanadian-archive]

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

[dxisybuchanan]

engagement rings: HACKED

[oh-butter]

u know that feeling deep in your tummy where u just dont feel comfy and u feel sad and sort of want to cry but not about anything specific its like your entire body is just upset and unnerved all the way to the core almost like ur just longing for something but dont know what

[blooming-daydreams]

i’ve had this a lot lately

[heikala]

Inktober day 11, Load Game🎮

[fall-faery-blog]

I'm thinking about making a new world of Warcraft themed blog and running that mainly instead of this one, idk if any of you would be interested in that but if you are you can message me for the url when I make It

[days-e]

[themagicfarawayttree]

Moon Goddess Circlet

[bettedavisgf]

you: sweater weather me, an intellectual: seasonal depression

[xbunnyclawsx]

Credit: @tonidamora

[tanriningunesi-deactivated20180]

[santas-clauze]

someone: what’re you doin’?

me: 

[thoodleoo]

*gives a pet to the ground* for cerberus

[thoodleoo]

other offerings you can make for the infernal doggy:

bury a doggy bone, human or (preferably) otherwise

souls

if souls aren’t available, bacon is an okay substitute

[ghost-hermione]

does that mean when dogs bury bones they’re making an offering to Cerberus?

[thoodleoo]

gotta secure that ticket to the elysian dog park somehow

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Doggo Faith tells that GOOD BOYS who BURY MANY BONE will be welcomed by Cerberus into the Dog Park and receive MANY PETTINGS and MUCH SAUSAGES